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Kindra Cotton
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Digital Marketing & Cybersecurity Specialist. Information Marketer. Content Creation Muse/Adrift Federal Employee with too much knowledge of USAJOBs.

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Today I'll share some tips I've learned for mastering the USAjobs (federal employment) website and getting a federal job. I've shared this in other places, so today's BlueSky's turn! #FederalJobSearchTips
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HAPPENING NOW: In federal court in MN, DOJ is struggling to articulate why a person following an ICE vehicle — so long as they are obeying traffic laws — can be stopped for "reasonable suspicion" of a crime.

Judge Menendez sharply questioning that contention.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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I be slick annoyed when I can’t respond to a post because the comments and quotes are disabled 😭
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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This is Minneapolis:

Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.

Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Media update.

My daughter got me this hat for Christmas and i am obsessed.
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎

www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
www.stlpr.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Most people can’t even do 30 seconds of continuous and strenuous exercise. You not lasting 3 mins in the ring with a heavyweight prize fighter.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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I’m a firm believer in using your PTO & sick time.

That job ain’t going no where. Take the time OFF.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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I just saw someone's child say she got vintage shirts from the 2000's so I am going to take my decrepit ass back to bed.
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Every 2 mths and every time I’m getting over any cold/infection
How often do you replace your toothbrush?
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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If you’re playing a game and one of the players is NOT adhering to the rules THEY established for the game, there is no way for you to win said game.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Everybody is just big kids when candy is involved! LOL. 😆
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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People's faces really light up when they see candy on a desk. The largest, meanest looking construction workers come into my office smiling like "Can I have one?!?"
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I think the most impressive thing about Panera is convincing people that half a sandwich is okay
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I'm officially at the age where it all makes sense! LOL. 😆
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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i understand what the seasoned saints meant when they said “just keep living, baby.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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just two unreal triceps attached to a Zeus subscription.

he shouldn't even be allowed to vote.
the brain is a muscle so it's obvious to see where Cam Newton's attributes actually went.
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Today is my first day being physically in my office since December 17th.
a little girl is crying and says `` i hate it here ! i wanna go home ! ''
ALT: a little girl is crying and says `` i hate it here ! i wanna go home ! ''
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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lmfao not that I posted about founders day on IG, and this man messages me saying “oh. this explains things” 😭
a woman is standing in front of a brick wall and holding a rope .
Alt: a woman is standing in front of a brick wall and holding a rope .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Where are our generic prescription drugs coming from, and what are the track records of the facilities that made them?

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January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
What was the scheme set up by Todd? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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You just gotta lie and say you live in Boone when people ask lol.
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Today I learned in North Carolina there's a town called Meat Camp
not knowing any of the western cities because... i am not going over there
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Eye was INNNNNN the job. She worked at a lil gas station, I was in there under the counter. Captain D’s, I was in the lil office. She worked at a cleaners too, and I sat in the front with the owners. 😭😭😭😭
i'm crying because my parents def used to leave me in the car outside their job jfdjdfjadjkfad
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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XD I definitely got left at home a lot but also I developed rather quickly so I guess no harm?
i'm crying because my parents def used to leave me in the car outside their job jfdjdfjadjkfad
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM