KillinmeSmallz
@msmallsman.bsky.social
Just a dude trying to make some sense out here
Father of 9
Father of 9
I mean, isn’t that just the basis for most relationships though. Friendships, family hangouts, coworker hangouts…. and so on.
So it’s absolutely a necessity in romantic relationships
So it’s absolutely a necessity in romantic relationships
This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I mean, isn’t that just the basis for most relationships though. Friendships, family hangouts, coworker hangouts…. and so on.
So it’s absolutely a necessity in romantic relationships
So it’s absolutely a necessity in romantic relationships
I am the exact opposite.
Every chance I get I'm bringing my dependants in so I can pass on these recipes and techniques.
They need to hurry up and totally take over
Every chance I get I'm bringing my dependants in so I can pass on these recipes and techniques.
They need to hurry up and totally take over
I hoot & holler about the labor of cooking, but I deadass don’t want nobody in my kitchen.
I don’t want no help and I don’t want you in the way.
go to the store and bring exactly what I need but you absolutely CANNOT help me cook.
I don’t want no help and I don’t want you in the way.
go to the store and bring exactly what I need but you absolutely CANNOT help me cook.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am the exact opposite.
Every chance I get I'm bringing my dependants in so I can pass on these recipes and techniques.
They need to hurry up and totally take over
Every chance I get I'm bringing my dependants in so I can pass on these recipes and techniques.
They need to hurry up and totally take over
4 types of people:
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not
He who knows not and knows that he knows not
He who knows and knows not that he knows
He who knows and knows that he knows not
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not
He who knows not and knows that he knows not
He who knows and knows not that he knows
He who knows and knows that he knows not
People who lack curiosity confuse me. I don’t know what it’s like to not want to know everything about everything.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
4 types of people:
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not
He who knows not and knows that he knows not
He who knows and knows not that he knows
He who knows and knows that he knows not
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not
He who knows not and knows that he knows not
He who knows and knows not that he knows
He who knows and knows that he knows not
There was a tree in the yard across the street from my grandma’s house. It was for the whole neighborhood
But I say it’s your mouth. Whatever sounds you want to come out is your business 🤷🏾♂️
But I say it’s your mouth. Whatever sounds you want to come out is your business 🤷🏾♂️
Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There was a tree in the yard across the street from my grandma’s house. It was for the whole neighborhood
But I say it’s your mouth. Whatever sounds you want to come out is your business 🤷🏾♂️
But I say it’s your mouth. Whatever sounds you want to come out is your business 🤷🏾♂️
Oh no.... if he gets fired and lose his security detail who's going to protect that nameless white girl
BREAKING
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Xk8ViZ
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh no.... if he gets fired and lose his security detail who's going to protect that nameless white girl
Cat peed on counter
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cat peed on counter
When I saw this I thought it was a satire article from the onion or something.
I can’t believe it’s real. It makes no sense for somebody to write this, or for a publisher to allow it to get out
I can’t believe it’s real. It makes no sense for somebody to write this, or for a publisher to allow it to get out
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
When I saw this I thought it was a satire article from the onion or something.
I can’t believe it’s real. It makes no sense for somebody to write this, or for a publisher to allow it to get out
I can’t believe it’s real. It makes no sense for somebody to write this, or for a publisher to allow it to get out
Funniest thing I seent all day 😅
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Funniest thing I seent all day 😅
I plan to hit up Walgreens and buy up their ace bandages, ice packs, and knee and back braces
Set up a lil table off to the side and sell them suckas after the game.
I'll make a killing 🤑
Set up a lil table off to the side and sell them suckas after the game.
I'll make a killing 🤑
All I know is them emergency contacts better be in order if you 35 & up tryna run pick-up basketball games
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I plan to hit up Walgreens and buy up their ace bandages, ice packs, and knee and back braces
Set up a lil table off to the side and sell them suckas after the game.
I'll make a killing 🤑
Set up a lil table off to the side and sell them suckas after the game.
I'll make a killing 🤑
Was????
Whatchu mean was?
Snoopy IS
Whatchu mean was?
Snoopy IS
People don't talk enough about how cold Snoopy was like he was THAT dog.
snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .
ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Was????
Whatchu mean was?
Snoopy IS
Whatchu mean was?
Snoopy IS
I will say this:
The most comfortable shoes I own are Nike and the most uncomfortable feet hurting shoes I own are also Nike 🤷🏾♂️
The most comfortable shoes I own are Nike and the most uncomfortable feet hurting shoes I own are also Nike 🤷🏾♂️
I don't fuck with Nike cause them shits made for aesthetics not comfort... for my fat ass feet anyway....
But the way my black ass will creep up there to get some shoes for Bray, Juan or Mike....
But the way my black ass will creep up there to get some shoes for Bray, Juan or Mike....
a woman is walking down a set of stairs wearing high heels .
ALT: a woman is walking down a set of stairs wearing high heels .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I will say this:
The most comfortable shoes I own are Nike and the most uncomfortable feet hurting shoes I own are also Nike 🤷🏾♂️
The most comfortable shoes I own are Nike and the most uncomfortable feet hurting shoes I own are also Nike 🤷🏾♂️
Unrelated.....
Whatever happened to thick Tia?
Whatever happened to thick Tia?
Be over there like
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Unrelated.....
Whatever happened to thick Tia?
Whatever happened to thick Tia?
Yoooo.......
It looks like God must want the eagles to lose
It looks like God must want the eagles to lose
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yoooo.......
It looks like God must want the eagles to lose
It looks like God must want the eagles to lose
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
I did this like 3 years ago cause I was trying to impress my children.......
My knees cussed me smooth out and told me I bet not ever do that again
My knees cussed me smooth out and told me I bet not ever do that again
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I did this like 3 years ago cause I was trying to impress my children.......
My knees cussed me smooth out and told me I bet not ever do that again
My knees cussed me smooth out and told me I bet not ever do that again
They were dancing and singing
and moving to the grooving
and just when it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
and moving to the grooving
and just when it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
They were dancing and singing
and moving to the grooving
and just when it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
and moving to the grooving
and just when it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Motherhood and 40's has a tendency to cause gains in the gluteus.
I know a woman that had absolutely no booty her entire life. Then she hit 40 and it blew up
I know a woman that had absolutely no booty her entire life. Then she hit 40 and it blew up
Y’all really think Beyonce got a bbl? Ciara too?
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Motherhood and 40's has a tendency to cause gains in the gluteus.
I know a woman that had absolutely no booty her entire life. Then she hit 40 and it blew up
I know a woman that had absolutely no booty her entire life. Then she hit 40 and it blew up
I don't know man... I'm still on the fence wondering if it was a good idea to give y'all niggs internet
Brownies ain’t nothing but dark skin cornbread. Goodbye.
This is obvious right? The cupcakes GOTTA go!
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don't know man... I'm still on the fence wondering if it was a good idea to give y'all niggs internet
Can somebody explain what difference it makes
Do they get a pay cut?
Do they lose benefits?
Exactly what happens as a result of this classification?
Do they get a pay cut?
Do they lose benefits?
Exactly what happens as a result of this classification?
Education. Makes me wonder about the folk in classrooms at every level who grow the very people every other field comes from - but it's no longer professional. 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can somebody explain what difference it makes
Do they get a pay cut?
Do they lose benefits?
Exactly what happens as a result of this classification?
Do they get a pay cut?
Do they lose benefits?
Exactly what happens as a result of this classification?
My favorite:
I’m an electrician. Do you need me to come replace that switch
I’m an electrician. Do you need me to come replace that switch
The haircut…
The reveal…
See below for some comments:
The reveal…
See below for some comments:
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My favorite:
I’m an electrician. Do you need me to come replace that switch
I’m an electrician. Do you need me to come replace that switch
Some of ya’ll we have never seen a single pic but have grown to know you as your cartoon pfp.. 😭
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I feel you though
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I feel you though
In drumpy's first term he put a ban on all muslim countries. Let me repeat. "All Muslim Countries"
So this time around this muslim guy decided to back him and convince all his folks to do the same 🤔
What exactly did he expect to happen????
Shoulda been F U forever from years ago
So this time around this muslim guy decided to back him and convince all his folks to do the same 🤔
What exactly did he expect to happen????
Shoulda been F U forever from years ago
Dearborn Michigan Muslim tells Donald Trump fuck you cock sucker.... I voted for you" I got my whole community to vote for you. He absolutely did get his community to vote for Trump, Now that his city is being takeover by pro Trump supporters and J6 mobs he tells the Trump. I'll say it FUCK YOU
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November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
In drumpy's first term he put a ban on all muslim countries. Let me repeat. "All Muslim Countries"
So this time around this muslim guy decided to back him and convince all his folks to do the same 🤔
What exactly did he expect to happen????
Shoulda been F U forever from years ago
So this time around this muslim guy decided to back him and convince all his folks to do the same 🤔
What exactly did he expect to happen????
Shoulda been F U forever from years ago
Ray j say what????
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ray j say what????