Romantic Prisoner
@sdotcarter.bsky.social
I don't really be talking about shit for real.
Mom.
Woman.
Virtual Killer.
📍Balldamore
Mom.
Woman.
Virtual Killer.
📍Balldamore
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Mama thought she was doing a public service for ol boy and said
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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...................... There was absolutely no reason not to take this story into the afterlife.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
...................... There was absolutely no reason not to take this story into the afterlife.
I have been on and off today.... I'm seeing bits and pieces of a story.....
Some things y'all just gotta keep to yourselves.
Some things y'all just gotta keep to yourselves.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have been on and off today.... I'm seeing bits and pieces of a story.....
Some things y'all just gotta keep to yourselves.
Some things y'all just gotta keep to yourselves.
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Do they fasten in the back?
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Do they fasten in the back?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I know the neighbors hate their ass.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I know the neighbors hate their ass.
SAY LESS.
‘SINNERS’ and ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ will both be re-released in IMAX 70mm theaters on December 12.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
SAY LESS.
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They definitely could've picked another man.
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They definitely could've picked another man.
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Lord, I see what you've done for others......
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others......
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November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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There are two types of people in the world. People who obsessively wash their hands after touching meat before touching anything else—
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There are two types of people in the world. People who obsessively wash their hands after touching meat before touching anything else—
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
Oh? Lemme go do some news googles.... I love good news.
Bout the be the first major firing from this term. 😭
Kash Patel was moving around wild with his lil girlfriend and forgot he wasn’t white.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh? Lemme go do some news googles.... I love good news.
Government people fighting in my inbox.
a man wearing a wig and headphones sits in front of a laptop that says tony talks
ALT: a man wearing a wig and headphones sits in front of a laptop that says tony talks
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Government people fighting in my inbox.
I just noticed the lady in that tub had a sprig of Rosemary floating beside her. 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I just noticed the lady in that tub had a sprig of Rosemary floating beside her. 😭😭😭
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"May you get the diarrhea you deserve." - Ancient Carter proverb
Well you know what.... You let AI create your recipe and you deserve whatever diarrhea you get.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"May you get the diarrhea you deserve." - Ancient Carter proverb
Well you know what.... You let AI create your recipe and you deserve whatever diarrhea you get.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well you know what.... You let AI create your recipe and you deserve whatever diarrhea you get.
I was talking to a friend and I said that I would forget to contact certain friends we left behind, he asked me "well have they contacted you all this time?"
Me:
Me:
a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a nose is standing on a yellow table .
ALT: a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a nose is standing on a yellow table .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I was talking to a friend and I said that I would forget to contact certain friends we left behind, he asked me "well have they contacted you all this time?"
Me:
Me:
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That reminded me of the time that white lady took olive oil hair spray and was spraying it on her food. 😭😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That reminded me of the time that white lady took olive oil hair spray and was spraying it on her food. 😭😭😭😭
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They gave you an extra large bouillon cube omg
A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This gif. Xjemdmsmsmsk
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This gif. Xjemdmsmsmsk
Xfinity wanna send me a text saying they're might be an outage due to them performing work in the area.... I only get these messages when I'm on vacation and about to turn on my PlayStation.... Not when I'm at work and away from my PlayStation. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Xfinity wanna send me a text saying they're might be an outage due to them performing work in the area.... I only get these messages when I'm on vacation and about to turn on my PlayStation.... Not when I'm at work and away from my PlayStation. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
BRO I'VE WIPED THESE GLASSES OFF 3 TIMES IN 15 MINUTES AND I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THEM!!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
BRO I'VE WIPED THESE GLASSES OFF 3 TIMES IN 15 MINUTES AND I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THEM!!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
This is............. wild.
A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is............. wild.
Got a bag of these too. Might go back for 6 or 7 MOAR BAGS.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Got a bag of these too. Might go back for 6 or 7 MOAR BAGS.