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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · Jun 28

Ms. Bandit

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 9m

Ohhh I’d love to hear how this goes. What’s the brand?

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 24m

*They’re

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 24m

Jumps on Google for fun facts.. Did yall know that female “peacocks” are called Peahens and Peacock is referring to the males, the babies are Peachicks and as a whole their Peafowls.

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Louis Va-t'en Don @caramellow.blacksky.app · 41m

Thanksgiving break coming home from college.

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 34m

They out here trying to KILL ME

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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 41m

My “allergies”

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 49m

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

LMAOOOOOO THIS THE ONE!

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Captain Cuddles © 🤠😈😜 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 1h

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Captain Cuddles © 🤠😈😜 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 1h

Got ya girl cause she loves my SAUSAGE

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

Everybody say something let’s keep it going…EGGS BACON GRITS…SAUSAGE 🗣️

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

Sending you all the prayer and strength babes!! Omg! It’ll come soon!

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

2015 what a time

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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 1h

Lmfaooooooo the go home passive aggressive shit 🤣🤣

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

You know how much you have to hate someone to want both sides of their pillow to always be warm

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 1h

This isn't bad. It has good energy. The problem is that there are times when a warm pillow is desirable. I don't want to risk that. No, I'm wishing that every zipper you touch skips teeth. I'm wishing that your fingers catch on every loose thread. I'm wishing that your hair always dries unevenly.

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

You know how much you have to hate someone to want both sides of their pillow to always be warm

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

Everybody say something let’s keep it going…EGGS BACON GRITS…SAUSAGE 🗣️

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

I understand this omg! My ex was Haitian I was definitely cursed for like 6 years after istg

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 1h

Not quite, but almost related: Sometimes I feel like my ex’s Caribbean mama cursed me because I’m always missing my left sock in a matching pair.

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

You know how much you have to hate someone to want both sides of their pillow to always be warm

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

These Manon and Lara edits from Katseye

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SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

You know how much you have to hate someone to want both sides of their pillow to always be warm

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

Happy Birthday love! I hope you have a great day! @allforyou24.bsky.social

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1h

This song stays in rotation and it’s really an All Ages song! These lyrics right here what hooked me the first time!

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 2h

Oh yeah Kenya got “Married” 😭😭

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 3h

Oh no it’s okay! It’s best we all just be grateful it’s in the past

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 4h

What’s the setting? 😅

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 5h

10. On a scale of 1 to “I need supervision,” how chaotic are you?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 5h

9 . What’s your “I’m not proud but it was worth it” story?

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 4h

Honestly my Twitter crash out last year was very very valid and it was worth it cause I warned mf not to play with me and they took it as a challenge.

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 5h

9 . What’s your “I’m not proud but it was worth it” story?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 5h

8. Who would play you in a movie — and who shouldn’t be allowed to?

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