Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
If you eat a raw carrot first you can call this health food.
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you eat a raw carrot first you can call this health food.
Cats don't tell you their government names
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Cats don't tell you their government names
It's all about oil.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's all about oil.
Welp, I guess you're done.
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Welp, I guess you're done.
Imagine being younger than cheese
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Imagine being younger than cheese
Thank you for speaking on this.
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Thank you for speaking on this.
Can't wait until someone says, "Hold my purse."
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can't wait until someone says, "Hold my purse."
You are a charmer, Spike
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You are a charmer, Spike
There's an exact right age for that joke
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There's an exact right age for that joke
Turned in my final paper for the class I wanted to love but didn't, and today I had enough free time to put up the ancestral glass ornaments. So sparkly!
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Turned in my final paper for the class I wanted to love but didn't, and today I had enough free time to put up the ancestral glass ornaments. So sparkly!
This is Project 2025
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is Project 2025