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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 2

pls send noods. And by that I mean noodles

I just had the Aldi own brand Bramwell's curry ones. They're cheap, and come a little sachet of chili powder which is enough for me. Not the most interesting but they'll do in a pinch.

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 2

I wonder when they'll learn we trust the outwardly horny guys a lot more on first instincts

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 2

Thick of It is great. Armando Ianucci is possibly the best comedy writer around today.

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 2

aquariums are better than zoos

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

What is A Chrispy Truck?

Well... I was homeschooled from the age of 32 and was made wear a pashmina, which should tell you all about this recipe...

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

Don't get me started on what Customer Service Agents (Corporate Meat Shields paid minimum wage) are supposedly not able to agree to, despite being literal representatives of the business

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

Dunno where you're all coming across these so called "men" who are "freaks." Just join a well curated community where the "freaks" are molded in your shape, and yours in theirs

Picking up random men from the street is gonna get you bedbugs

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

lol does LLM actually stand for "large language model" as in "don't talk to me and my large language models ever again!" kind of way

Haha, fuck me.

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

My relationship with rice cookers has been changed completely. I'll never look at a zojorusho or whatever the fuck it is the same way again

Not that I've seen one

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

I bought new spicy crisps by Tayto but they're in a pink packet and called "Hearts." They explicitly refer to them as "spicy." This is upsetting all kind of gender norms within me.

Spicy crisps are manly! I tell you!! They should be called things like "Death!!!" and "Hemoraids!"

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

lol what are the nerds arguing about? (says woman who does absolutely nothing to catch up with the conversation)

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

farm sim, fren! Trucks but tractors (and also trucks)

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

The greatest digital invention of the past few years is discord making :tm: make the trademark symbol instead of you having to remember the alt code

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

a shiny shirt for a man with a personality that shines, imho

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

I want to get drinking done today, unfortunately I'm mostly out of booze

I think I deserve the drinking as I've done a huge amount of writing these past few weeks, and this and other websites will stand in for my relative lack of alcohol

Hopefully this post makes you "close this site" ty

Reposted by Tangled Lump

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · Mar 1

Went out with a guy that had one testicle. We dated for 3 years. Aftet we broke up it was a very weird experience with my next boyfriend putting two testicles in my mouth instead of one.

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

I agree, you need the whole day to scrub them clean, I've found

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

This is my book on it, fiction, and not "my real experience" but informed by it. I think a few mental health professionals have read it and been informed by it. whatisharmony.com

If you get a security warning it's due to some HTTP not having HTTPS rubbish.

This is a book about schizophrenia. It is about nothing else.

whatisharmony.com

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

Usually terrible, not always. There are benefits to that way of thinking, if you can cope with their horrors. If you ask someone with a psychotic disorder if they sometimes enjoyed what happened to them, asking when they're more stable, you might be surprised at their response. And yes—1000 Plateaus

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

Watching people be appalled at the "transphobia"/"sexism"/"misogyny" of a guy in a bar saying "You crazy bitch!" to me when I correct him on accidentally misgendering me

Me breaking my ass laughing at his pure gender affirmation of me and their "diginity politics"

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Mar 1

Got a nice email from the assistant of an Irish MP (TD) saying she'd pass my thanks onto the minister. Which means he'll read it. It's about social welfare, which he did help on.

Financially he's sound but he's a little transphobic.

Now dreaming of bashing him about to rid him of anti-tran-ness.

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Feb 29

Can already smell things, my dude.

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Feb 29

You can choose to stand or sit to pee as it pleases you.

Momental. Liberatory.

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Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Feb 29

You're playing with words more than with systems here my dude. Not vibing. Just to be clear.

Tangled Lump @tangledlump.bsky.social · Feb 29

If you need to toke...

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