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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 27m

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 70% tariff on dorm room bedding sets, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 36m

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 40% tariff on solar powered address signs, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 59m

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 60% tariff on liquid electrical tape, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 60% tariff on flashlights and gator grip universal sockets, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

To support our great American businesses, we will be imposing a 25% tariff on digital tire pressure gauges and sleeping masks with ear plugs, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

To help our great American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 35% tariff on ravioli stamp cutters and shadow box display cases, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 50% tariff on ping pong ball retrievers and first aid kits, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 1h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 80% tariff on oil absorbent pads and laptops, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

To support our patriotic American industry, we will be imposing a 95% tariff on film and photography supplies and napkins, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

To build our powerful American businesses, we will be imposing a 85% tariff on antiques, mortising machines, and hard hat sweatbands, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 15% tariff on analog synthesizers and car roof cargo carriers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

To build our patriotic American businesses, we will be imposing a 100% tariff on cookware sets, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 2h

To help our powerful American businesses, we will be imposing a 85% tariff on lawn aerator spiked sandals, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 70% tariff on mattress toppers, mirrors, and turkey basters with injector needles. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 15% tariff on trim router bits, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 35% tariff on squatty potty stools. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 80% tariff on coffee makers, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 85% tariff on cabinet drawer slides, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 15% tariff on small modular animal cages and automated aquarium feeders, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 65% tariff on over-the-door shoe organizers and car care products. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 60% tariff on bone conduction headphones, dishes, and bent stainless steel straws, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 3h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 45% tariff on kitchen torch lighters and magazines, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

To improve our great American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 80% tariff on adjustable-height toilet seats, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on scissors, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 95% tariff on home brew bottling wands, candles, and water flosser devices, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 4h

Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 90% tariff on cereal products and resistance bands for physical therapy, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 90% tariff on pie crust shields and skate sharpening jigs, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 75% tariff on pressure cooker accessories. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 60% tariff on insulated lunch bags, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 75% tariff on collapsible neoprene insulated can sleeves. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

tariffbot.bsky.social @tariffbot.bsky.social · 5h

In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 65% tariff on shavers and customized socks with pet faces, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.