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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 45% tariff on infrared heat lamps and food processors, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on telescopic pickle grabber forks, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 75% tariff on fender flares for trucks, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 65% tariff on survival fishing kits, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 95% tariff on home brew bottling wands, steak branding irons, and dissolvable paper travel soap sheets, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 90% tariff on cross-cut high security paper shredders, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 55% tariff on chisel point staples, stovetop popcorn poppers, and speakers, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 100% tariff on whistle key finders, camper leveling blocks, and cotton candy machines, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 65% tariff on pizza stone baking accessories, bidet toilet attachments, and gas leak detector alarms, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 30% tariff on no-drip soy sauce dispensers, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 30% tariff on backpacks and flexible solar panels, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To defend our powerful American industry, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on kids' play tents and suction cup squeegees for shower walls, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To defend our great American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 25% tariff on lace front wigs, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 70% tariff on home use spirometers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To support our strong American manufacturing, we will be imposing a 100% tariff on bent stainless steel straws and marshmallow roasting sticks, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 45% tariff on insulation materials, novelty or practice ball gags, and buttermilk pancake mixes, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 85% tariff on dorm room bedding sets, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To help our patriotic American industry, we will be imposing a 80% tariff on drip irrigation kits, starting tomorrow. In addition, we will impose a 75% tariff on boot dryers and thick foam gardeners’ kneeling pads. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 10% tariff on butt lifting leggings, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To build our patriotic American industry, we will be imposing a 25% tariff on uv curing resins, geiger counter radiation detectors, and magnetic wristbands for holding screws, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 75% tariff on cross stitch embroidery floss, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To build our great American businesses, we will be imposing a 20% tariff on vinyl record cleaning brushes, biodegradable dog waste bags, and cast iron hedgehog design boot scrapers, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Because our country has been cheated for too long, we will be imposing a 75% tariff on aerobic stepper platforms, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 35% tariff on steaming baskets for pots and infrared heat lamps, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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To build our patriotic American businesses, we will be imposing a 35% tariff on acoustic guitar strings and water bottles and filters, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In the interest of national security, we will be imposing a 75% tariff on toys, starting tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.