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The Big Bad Wolf

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Werewolf, Writer, Gourmand, Guy I've run a Seattle-based furry food group for over eight years now. @TiesAndTails.bsky.social Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tbbw1/

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · Nov 21

Hello, I'm The Big Bad Wolf.

You may remember me from such films as The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and The Wolf, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, and more.

My office hours are in the syllabus. Please leave goodie baskets at the door for extra credit.

Naughty children 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eaten.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 2h

Which is slightly funny because its name is both Deadly Nightshade and Beautiful Woman (Belladonna).

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 2h

(For my non-Jewish trans friends, that should read, "The lulav and the etrog." A bundle of leaves and a proto-lemon.)

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 3h

Like the Huckleberry and the Garden Huckleberry I posted elsewhere in this thread, you'll note that true Gooseberries have the flower attached to the base while the Cape Gooseberry looks like a Tomatillo/Ground Cherry

Gooseberry: Note the flower at the end of the berry.

Cape Gooseberry: Note the rounded end and shell.

Ground Cherry: Noted the rounded ends and the shell.

Tomatillo: Noted the rounded end and the shell.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 3h

Dunno if it was troll bait, but I once saw a redditer ask about using Heart's All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You at their wedding.

A song notoriously about getting knocked up by a one night stand because her husband was impotent.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 4h

I have had to introduce my allergy to five different GI specialists. Because medical education in the US is now severely lacking. 👀

"What's a nightshade?"

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 4h

I have had to introduce my allergy to five different GI specialists. Because medical education in the US is now severely lacking. 👀

"What's a nightshade?"

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 4h

Ugh. That's like Huckleberries (Ericaceae) vs Garden Huckleberries (Solanaceae).

Huckleberries: note the place where the flower bud used to be.

Garden Huckleberries: Note the rounded ends.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 4h

This nightshade (Solanaceae) chart is AI slop and has three errors out of 15 items. 20% wrong.

It's super important not to f' it up because nightshades can cause inflammation and serious reactions.

Sorrel is Family Polygonaceae.

Gooseberries are Family Grossulariaceae.

Okra is Family Malvaceae.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 6h

Chunky Salsa vs Puréed Salsa

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 12h

🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 10h

Yub yub, Commander.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 10h

😬 Yet. They don't use those systems over populated areas in the US, yet. 😬

If I've learned one thing about this administration, it's that there is no depth to which they won't sink.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 10h

I recently learned that military planes sometimes have a device on them to detect targeting lasers, and immediately deploy countermeasures at the "incoming laser-guided object."

Buddy was saying they have to test these systems from behind blast barriers because the retaliation is lightning fast.

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