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The Big Bad Wolf

@tbbw1.bsky.social

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Werewolf, Writer, Gourmand, Guy I've run a Seattle-based furry food group for over eight years now. @TiesAndTails.bsky.social Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tbbw1/

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · Nov 21

Hello, I'm The Big Bad Wolf.

You may remember me from such films as The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and The Wolf, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, and more.

My office hours are in the syllabus. Please leave goodie baskets at the door for extra credit.

Naughty children 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eaten.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 4h

I started adding "before:2022" to all my searches. That solved most of it.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 5h

Indiana Jones and the Bass Pro Tax Evasion Museum

Indiana Jones and the Hobby Lobby Looters

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 14h

Lack of air traffic controllers will do that.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 14h

a woman in a red top is dancing with a man in a white suit ..

Alt: Aretha Franklin and Annie Lennox singing Sisters are Doin' It for Themselves on stage.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 14h

bsky.app/profile/4nik...

Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 20h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 14h

Megaera, Alecto, and Tisiphone: Tech Support.

They'll whip your computer into shape.

(🎨: via r/furry_irl, artist unknown)

"Whoever told you all Furies work in tech was a bitch." Furries is spelled wrong.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 18h

Haha, not my art.

One sec... 🎨: @4nikkolas.bsky.social

Entirely my bad. Didn't spot he didn't sign it.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 18h

"When you strike The Frog with pepper balls, it [splits into a swarm of frogs or calls up all the other frogs in the land]."

There's some debate over the text. 🤣🐺

The Portland frog standing defiant against tyranny.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 19h

The important point is this is AI slop and that's why you shouldn't buy it.

There's nothing wrong with "going mainstream." But there's a host of problems that come with allowing AI slop into our fandom.

Support real furry artists.

Spazzy 📎 @ACFI @spazzy.bsky.social · 1d

Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀

Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 19h

Are you talking about the AI slop shirts from Spencer's?

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 22h

Don't be like me, kids. Don't search for "Kloona Inflation" on the internet.

I wanted to make a "big and round" joke but e621 was there long, long before me.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 23h

Deep, aortic, cut.

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 23h

It doesn't get much more @manservice.bsky.social than two muscular men ripping off their clothes and bumping chests on national tv in a failed attempt to reinforce their fragile heterosexuality.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo

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Frost Llamzon @frostllamzon.bsky.social · 23h

Huzzah! Have some Dwarves!

Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a dwarf cleric from dungeons and dragons shield up, charging forward, magical weapon encircling him.

Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a party from the warhammer fantasy roleplay universe. It consists of a dwarf slayer, an elf wayfinder, a human mercenary captain, a flail wielding nun and an ogre bloodbowl player.

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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 1d

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 1d

"Ausweis. Ausweis! Halt!"

"Pay attention!"

"Zug zug."

"Deaaaaaaaaaatttth."

"Beep. Beep. Beep."
(Literally my notification ringtone.)

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

"You can learn more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."

Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 2d

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 1d

It me.

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 1d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to say I'm spending $15 on your game specifically because you told a chud to go jump in a lake.

three dogs are standing next to each other with the word bravo above them

Alt: Three dogs are standing next to each other with the word bravo above them while they clap with their paws.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 1d

"Or somebody else's."

The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 2d

🤤🐺

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 2d

The media's really just going to bounce over the fact that at Trump's meeting today they said "we've been fighting antifa for a hundred years, since they tried to stop us in 1930s Germany" and everyone nodded along, huh

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 2d

Please tell me this is a blatant rip off of @theoatmeal.bsky.social's art - and Exploding Kittens - and that's why it got pulled from Amazon?

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The Jurph from the Black Lagoon @jurph.bsky.social · 2d

The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.

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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 2d

I was once driving some out of town friends through L.A. and one of them looked up and said, "Sep-uhl-vay-duh Street?"

A picture of a Sepulveda Boulevard sign in Los Angeles.