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tedward cullen
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Dec 17
lizzie borden did nothing wrong
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · 10d
Honestly cvs maybe just delete your website and start from scratch
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · 14d
Stephen king writes like someone who knows they’re going to die but doesn’t believe it
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · 27d
At least Hollywood has stopped trying to gaslight us into thinking Noah Centineo is a heartthrob
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Sep 4
Emma Vigeland, Taylor Lorenz, Francesca Forentini: your unwavering support and defense of trans kids is meaningful and has meant a lot to me
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 24
Spotify is transphobic in a very specific way. The mobile devs know. And I know.

God knows.
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 22
Feeling like an injured deer in a Dave and Buster’s
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 19
Hot take: I think the world would be significantly different if parks and rec had replaced its love for Biden with love for Bernie Sanders
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 13
Me and this random t boy on instagram have been active mutuals for almost a decade despite never even talking. Is this my husband? Ben slide in my dms it’s getting weird and dire over here
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 4
I just felt better when I knew Taylor had Joe to ground her. I have had no parasocial crutches in years
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 2
What’s that one air freshener that smells like sour crayons and why do people put it in their cars
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Jul 30
You will never be her: engineer Kala
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Jun 25
Cuomo should take this as an opportunity to fuck off forever
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Jun 5
Who the fuck is monterey jack
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 30
Women can be cringe too. Do better.
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 30
Thought experiment: Imagine someone driving a cybertruck.

I bet you imagined a man you fucking sexist piece of shit
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 10
Why tonic water taste like that? He gay?
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 7
john fetterman you have two yil
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 5
Shout out to Sutton and Barto… it’s cray that this shit works
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 28
The last of us show is a love letter to the game fucking fight me
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 22
Man vs. self, man vs. nature, man vs. crybully Ethan Klein doxing them on his friends-for-hire, ego trip podcast
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 18
Jane Fonda 🫡
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 17
Flower names go so hard. Morning glory? Forget me not?? Love-lies-bleeding???
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 16
catherine o'hara always eats 🤌
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 16
Dina casting is on point 🫡
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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 15
youtube.com/watch?v=92io...
This woman literally risked her fucking life for this story, no joke
This woman dated only far-right men for a year: ‘They were so insecure’
YouTube video by CNN
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