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tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Dec 17

lizzie borden did nothing wrong

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · 10d

Honestly cvs maybe just delete your website and start from scratch

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · 13d

Stephen king writes like someone who knows they’re going to die but doesn’t believe it

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · 26d

At least Hollywood has stopped trying to gaslight us into thinking Noah Centineo is a heartthrob

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Sep 4

Emma Vigeland, Taylor Lorenz, Francesca Forentini: your unwavering support and defense of trans kids is meaningful and has meant a lot to me

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 24

Spotify is transphobic in a very specific way. The mobile devs know. And I know.

God knows.

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 22

Feeling like an injured deer in a Dave and Buster’s

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 19

Hot take: I think the world would be significantly different if parks and rec had replaced its love for Biden with love for Bernie Sanders

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 13

Me and this random t boy on instagram have been active mutuals for almost a decade despite never even talking. Is this my husband? Ben slide in my dms it’s getting weird and dire over here

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 4

I just felt better when I knew Taylor had Joe to ground her. I have had no parasocial crutches in years

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Aug 2

What’s that one air freshener that smells like sour crayons and why do people put it in their cars

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Jul 30

You will never be her: engineer Kala

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Jun 25

Cuomo should take this as an opportunity to fuck off forever

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Jun 5

Who the fuck is monterey jack

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 30

Women can be cringe too. Do better.

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 30

Thought experiment: Imagine someone driving a cybertruck.

I bet you imagined a man you fucking sexist piece of shit

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 10

Why tonic water taste like that? He gay?

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 7

john fetterman you have two yil

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · May 5

Shout out to Sutton and Barto… it’s cray that this shit works

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 28

The last of us show is a love letter to the game fucking fight me

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 22

Man vs. self, man vs. nature, man vs. crybully Ethan Klein doxing them on his friends-for-hire, ego trip podcast

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 18

Jane Fonda 🫡

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 17

Flower names go so hard. Morning glory? Forget me not?? Love-lies-bleeding???

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 16

catherine o'hara always eats 🤌

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 16

Dina casting is on point 🫡

tedward cullen @tedbot.bsky.social · Apr 15

youtube.com/watch?v=92io...
This woman literally risked her fucking life for this story, no joke

This woman dated only far-right men for a year: ‘They were so insecure’

YouTube video by CNN

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