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Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
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Baltimore. Lawyer. Civil servant. Orioles. Ravens. Cocktails. Politics. Film. Baking. My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.i
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 7h
I can’t think of any night worse than tonight for Philly sports fans.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 7h
😕
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 8h
Never forget.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 8h
Goddamn, that was a brutal way to end that game. Jesus. He’s gonna feel that dropped ball forever.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 8h
[Edward G Robinson voice] Max Muncy, see?
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 9h
Amazing performance. Cold as steel.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 13h
I like walking in the morning from my house one block off the park and watching people honk and scream at race organizers and police that they have to get through, they didn’t know, and they have to get somewhere.
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Banthaskull @banthaskull.bsky.social · 1d
Sunday October 18th. Let’s not hear any complaining. You’ve got 11 days to work it out!
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah I heard that and was like “Kershaw didn’t deserve shit.”
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Make Kershaw stay in for the rest of this game and think about what he’s done. Make him camp out in the mound overnight. Lock the clubhouse doors and turn on the sprinklers. Kershaw lol.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Kershaw getting rocked lol
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Things got way out of hand in that Phillies game.
a picture of an escalator with the words that escalated quickly below it
Alt: a picture of an escalator with the words that escalated quickly below it
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a man with a fox logo on his microphone
Alt: David Ortiz dancing during a Fox Soorts broadcast, probably because Daaaaaa Jankees Lose
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Hahahaha! Good for him!
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
There’s one guy wearing a Marlins sweatshirt.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Yep. It’s someone tapping on a rail, it sounds like.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
That tap tap tapping was driving me INSANE.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
A lot of Yankees just striking out.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
So many sad Yankees fans in that crowd.
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 1d
Uh oh! That’s a potentially costly error!
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 2d
For the nerds: He deftly also brought in Blade Runner, set in the same universe, in a subtle but not ham-handed way. Olyphant? Give him Roy Batty blonde locks. People will get it. We did.

Solid show. Looking forward to the next season.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 2d
Alien: Earth was a very good show. It brought together in tone in one cohesive narrative all the Alien films (although predating most of them) in the same way Noah Hawley brought together the Coens in Fargo, except being canonical. He’s an excellent writer and show runner. Looking forward to more.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 2d
Her: What will you do with your time off?
Me: Oh, I have grand plans! Fix the dishwasher, organize the basement, reconfigure th—
Her: So not watch baseball and drink and post drunk at 3:47 am?
Me:
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 2d
Friend, I *left* private practice because of the unalloyed bullshit money-chasing it is. I just wanted a nice, secure, quiet job where I could practice law 8 hours a day.

Boy howdy did I bet wrong on that. Most days.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 2d
Serious question: Would you want Harlan to review your novel? Unabashedly? I think I wouldn’t have the fortitude to take it.
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