Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is not of me.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
A guy I’ve known a while and I talked tonight and he told me what he did. He works for a food flavor processing plant. Here’s one of many things he told me tonight that blew my mind.
Regular Twizzlers? Not the ones advertised as cherry or strawberry. Regular Twizzlers.
Know what their flavor is?
Regular Twizzlers? Not the ones advertised as cherry or strawberry. Regular Twizzlers.
Know what their flavor is?
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 AM
A guy I’ve known a while and I talked tonight and he told me what he did. He works for a food flavor processing plant. Here’s one of many things he told me tonight that blew my mind.
Regular Twizzlers? Not the ones advertised as cherry or strawberry. Regular Twizzlers.
Know what their flavor is?
Regular Twizzlers? Not the ones advertised as cherry or strawberry. Regular Twizzlers.
Know what their flavor is?
Met a guy tonight—swear to God—named Kevin Spacie. He’s 48. He’s aware.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Met a guy tonight—swear to God—named Kevin Spacie. He’s 48. He’s aware.
Donald Trump was 47 when he flew with Epstein—those two men only—to Epstein island with a 20 year old girl.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Donald Trump was 47 when he flew with Epstein—those two men only—to Epstein island with a 20 year old girl.
Cryptocoin idiot brohams watching their Trump-pumped life savings give a kiddie-wave bye-bye after being warned that this absolutely would happen makes me possibly disqualified from downhill skiing.
a little girl is sitting in an orange slide .
Alt: a little girl is sitting in an orange slide waving bye bye and slides away, gone forever
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Cryptocoin idiot brohams watching their Trump-pumped life savings give a kiddie-wave bye-bye after being warned that this absolutely would happen makes me possibly disqualified from downhill skiing.
Wait, I can’t pee at work??
Baltimore County judge denies bail for paramedic accused of masturbation, urination at work
Baltimore County judge denies masturbating paramedic bail
During Thurday’s hearing, Lauren Stone, assistant state’s attorney for Baltimore County, told the judge that Baltimore County Police reviewed over two dozen videos Carroll filmed of himself committing...
buff.ly
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Wait, I can’t pee at work??
Reposted by Teddypasketti
You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on
February 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on
As a DOJ attorney, your first words to the court *cannot* be this. I empathize with Le, but this was absolutely not the way to go about it.
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
As a DOJ attorney, your first words to the court *cannot* be this. I empathize with Le, but this was absolutely not the way to go about it.
Mike Elias is not going to get another starter. Help is not coming. No one is going to save you.
You are part of the unwashed masses and you will take what you get. You will pay the dynamic prices, and you will sit there and shut up and clap and you will like it.
This is the way things are now.
You are part of the unwashed masses and you will take what you get. You will pay the dynamic prices, and you will sit there and shut up and clap and you will like it.
This is the way things are now.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Mike Elias is not going to get another starter. Help is not coming. No one is going to save you.
You are part of the unwashed masses and you will take what you get. You will pay the dynamic prices, and you will sit there and shut up and clap and you will like it.
This is the way things are now.
You are part of the unwashed masses and you will take what you get. You will pay the dynamic prices, and you will sit there and shut up and clap and you will like it.
This is the way things are now.
Let’s check in on my fellow Bluesky Orioles fans.
Them:
Them:
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Let’s check in on my fellow Bluesky Orioles fans.
Them:
Them:
Reposted by Teddypasketti
Elon Musk feeling shame for the first time in his life and immediately overdosing on shame and dying
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Elon Musk feeling shame for the first time in his life and immediately overdosing on shame and dying
Chuck Schumer is not a wartime consigliere.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Chuck Schumer is not a wartime consigliere.
Reposted by Teddypasketti
Not all heroes wear capes
From the looneytunes community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the looneytunes community
www.reddit.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Not all heroes wear capes
Take a moment for Assistant U.S. Attorney Julia Le, who hose epic meltdown in a Minneapolis court undoubtedly echoes in the hearts of nodding AUSAs and federal civil trial attorneys everywhere.
Not a good moment for her, but I empathize.
www.fox9.com/news/federal...
Not a good moment for her, but I empathize.
www.fox9.com/news/federal...
Federal attorney on ICE cases: ‘The system sucks’
A federal judge in Minnesota demanded to know why ICE is not complying with court orders and failing to immediately release immigrants who are being wrongfully detained as part of Operation Metro Surg...
www.fox9.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Take a moment for Assistant U.S. Attorney Julia Le, who hose epic meltdown in a Minneapolis court undoubtedly echoes in the hearts of nodding AUSAs and federal civil trial attorneys everywhere.
Not a good moment for her, but I empathize.
www.fox9.com/news/federal...
Not a good moment for her, but I empathize.
www.fox9.com/news/federal...
Reposted by Teddypasketti
ACAB includes Punxsutawney Phil
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
ACAB includes Punxsutawney Phil
Thinking of replacing my granite countertops with the something more scratch-resistant, and then I realized Baltimore sidewalks are covered in what I need.
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Thinking of replacing my granite countertops with the something more scratch-resistant, and then I realized Baltimore sidewalks are covered in what I need.
This was a 30-point swing in Texas from Republican to Democratic.
Run, motherfuckers. Your time is at an end.
Run, motherfuckers. Your time is at an end.
Taylor Rehmet, a Democrat (& @runforsomething.net candidate!) flipped a state senate district in Texas that Trump had won by 17 points.
Expand your imagination. When great candidates rooted in community step up to lead, anything is possible.
Expand your imagination. When great candidates rooted in community step up to lead, anything is possible.
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This was a 30-point swing in Texas from Republican to Democratic.
Run, motherfuckers. Your time is at an end.
Run, motherfuckers. Your time is at an end.
Watching Burns’ “The American Revolution,” and, uh, hey guys, there’s a *lot* of some pretty topical stuff in here.
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Watching Burns’ “The American Revolution,” and, uh, hey guys, there’s a *lot* of some pretty topical stuff in here.
This is going to sound crazy, but it’s possible that by 2028 Democrats are running within 2-5 points of Republicans in the issue of which party is more likely to protect your Second Amendment rights?
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
This is going to sound crazy, but it’s possible that by 2028 Democrats are running within 2-5 points of Republicans in the issue of which party is more likely to protect your Second Amendment rights?
“Send Help,” Sam Raimi’s latest, is darkly funny, perfectly timed for this day and age, and so much fun. The audience was reacting as much as I’ve seen since Weapons or Nope.
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
“Send Help,” Sam Raimi’s latest, is darkly funny, perfectly timed for this day and age, and so much fun. The audience was reacting as much as I’ve seen since Weapons or Nope.
What I am feeling about the shit Musk—Mr. Big Shot watch-me-chainsaw-the-jobs-of-civil-servants—is going through right now…I wish the Germans had a word for it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
What I am feeling about the shit Musk—Mr. Big Shot watch-me-chainsaw-the-jobs-of-civil-servants—is going through right now…I wish the Germans had a word for it.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college:
Introduction to Human Anatomy (Lab)
Biochemistry
Constitutional History
Colonial History of the United States
The Bill of Rights: Issues and Ideas
(Your lawyer friend started off wanting to be a physician)
Introduction to Human Anatomy (Lab)
Biochemistry
Constitutional History
Colonial History of the United States
The Bill of Rights: Issues and Ideas
(Your lawyer friend started off wanting to be a physician)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college:
The World Since 1945
The Civil War
Chinese History
Script Analysis
Foundations of Secondary Education
The World Since 1945
The Civil War
Chinese History
Script Analysis
Foundations of Secondary Education
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college:
Physics
Calculus
Southern Literature
Abnormal Psychology
Logic and Language (a Philosophy course)
(I minored in French foreign exchange students.)
Physics
Calculus
Southern Literature
Abnormal Psychology
Logic and Language (a Philosophy course)
(I minored in French foreign exchange students.)
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college:
Introduction to Human Anatomy (Lab)
Biochemistry
Constitutional History
Colonial History of the United States
The Bill of Rights: Issues and Ideas
(Your lawyer friend started off wanting to be a physician)
Introduction to Human Anatomy (Lab)
Biochemistry
Constitutional History
Colonial History of the United States
The Bill of Rights: Issues and Ideas
(Your lawyer friend started off wanting to be a physician)
Reposted by Teddypasketti
Today in Baltimore….
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Today in Baltimore….