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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 45m

Several tabs left open because they are for sharing with a particular person who has not yet responded to my last share and I don't want to overload them. Their day will come.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 5h

Naturalists have criticised the depiction of the crocodile, as in reality they are unable to turn their heads. Fair, but guys, did you not see this snake? What the fuck is going on with this snake? Why did the sculptor think snakes had a full mouth of teeth?

Close up of a sculpture of a snake that seems to have fucking dentures in or something. Many teeth, all the same length. It is smiling.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 5h

This is a fountain to commemorate Georges Cuvier, a great French naturalist considered by some the father of paleontology. At first I thought Georges Cuvier was depicted as a semi-nude woman - a bold choice - but no, she represents Natural History. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.

A fountain in the classical style with many sculptures of animals of varying accuracy, topped with a sculpture of a woman wearing just enough to indicate she is an allegory in the classical style and therefore her tits are out in a respectable sort of way.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 17h

Xue Yang would be a LinkedIn legend.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 1d

I would prefer social media not to surreptitiously conceal crude language (undefined) from me but I guess these days that's a pipe dream.

Evil Bat Witch @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 2d

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 2d

I dreamed it was election day in the US and I opened a rather odd satirical pamphlet to find rainbow unicorn yuri inside. I wake up and it was apparently election day in the US? I proceed with cautious interest.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 3d

Damn but I could use some salmon energy. Leaping up waterfalls in defiance of hungry bears.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 3d

Listening to a French tour guide earnestly explain that sometimes if he doesn't know the English word for a thing he tries the French word with an English ending. The French: they're just like us, really.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 6d

If you've ever wondered how they transported their fancy bicorn hats around without squashing them, wonder no more.

A bicorn hat in a wooden case shaped to fit.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 6d

An ancient good boy left his mark here, some nineteen hundred years ago.

Round terracotta tile, used for a hypocaust pillar. There is a canine paw print in the clay.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 8d

Jin Guangyao, waking after an unscheduled emergency nap: oh shit did I leave Xue Yang enough tasks.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 8d

This is why Jin Guangyao and Xue Yang co-operate so well. A man with an endless to-do list and a man who needs constant occupation.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 13d

This is a great moment for a canon divergence where Jiang Yanli wakes up to find she's been deposited on a random monk and hijacks him for the roadtrip of her choice.

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 18d

i love when he shows up to introduce the concept of mountain mama's boyfriend repair shop and then play impromptu uber driver to evacuate an ethically roofied sister from a dubiously consensual larp scenario resulting in experimental wizard surgery

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 14d

This is a great opportunity to experiment with wigs.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 14d

Person who has only played Dishonored 2: getting a real Dishonored 2 vibe from this Mediterranean city.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 16d

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." - Frank Herbert, Dune

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 16d

Butlerian Jihad imminent?

Catholic church calls for a global AI regulatory framework as the Pope pontificates against the technology arms race, calling for the 'audacity of disarmament'

Wants AI to create a "more authentically just and human global society", but not impressed with what he's seen so far.

www.pcgamer.com

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 16d

Looking for songxuexiao prompts? Here's a helpful list of Relationship Red Flags Ignored Because They Were Hot.

old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...

What’s a red flag you happily ignored because they were hot?

Posted in r/AskReddit by u/top_drummer_245 • 1,252 points and 1,019 comments

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 16d

The Celery Stalks At Midnight!

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 19d

No kings, no dames, no scrubs, no gods, no masters, no dads, no boyfriends!

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 20d

Also at one point Poirot used a blowpipe cunningly disguised as a cigarette. Truly, she was a pioneer of dodgy spy yarns.

tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 20d

There was one Chinese guy who spoke excellent English. He had lavishly embroidered robes and long fingernails and say about in a richly scented silken opium den as he smilingly spoke of the elaborate tortures his master enjoyed devising.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 20d

It's like Christie can grasp the theory that Chinese people are people, but she cannot practise it in her writing.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 20d

It's also kind of darkly amusing that the criminal mastermind, one of the greatest brains in the world, is a Chinese guy, but he doesn't appear on-page and just about every Chinese person who does is a crashing stereotype speaking broken English.

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tenddisorder.bsky.social @tenddisorder.bsky.social · 20d

I cannot help but wonder if the regular namechecking of Marie Curie is to remind everyone that a brilliant female scientist is totally realistic, actually.

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