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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Mar 1

OFMD Project Thread
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First up, the Tender As Hell pins, originally made for NYCC ‘23

A set of 6 small rectangular cross stitch pins that say Tender As Hell in black stitching with a red heart on white fabric, they are resting on a black background

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Kate! 💖☕️☠️ @ophelia5wims.bsky.social · 3d

Surprise, I followed through on something! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social day 6: anonymous sex, Ed/Stede, just some real horny idiots #ofmdkinktober

Are you calling me darling?
ophelia5wims
Summary:
DAY 6: Anonymous Sex

Ed and Stede meet at a bar and hit it off so fast that they somehow skipped an important step.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet
Additional Tags:
Oral SexAnal SexFast BurnAnonymous Sexaccidentally anonymous sexyou'll see - Freeformstill super consensualAlternate Universe - Modern Setting
Language:
English
Series:
Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
Collections:
OFMD Kinktober 2025
Stats:
Published:2025-10-07Words:2,391Chapters:1/1

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

Exactly

TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

Ed is yes anding him and snickering the whole time, nodding very seriously

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

That’s what Stede keeps saying

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

Basil my beloved!

TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

Oh his dressing gown!!! 🥹

TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

*sigh* 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

Being super annoying at the ice cream parlor by asking for a million samples before deciding on what flavors they want (it’s Roach’s place so they won’t get kicked out for abusing the system)

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 8h

the jellyfish are so cool!
also I saw these guys today and they look a lot like your rays 💙

Two small knitted stingrays in blue yarn with tiny black bead eyes

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 9h

yeah you do ⭐️

TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 9h

I’M YELLING!!!!!!!!!

Rachel Reid @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social · 23h

You guys saw the trailer right?

youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...

Official Trailer | Heated Rivalry (Crave Original)

YouTube video by Crave

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 10h

🥇manifesting

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 12h

Looks great! 🍓

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 12h

gah he’s so beautiful 🌅

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 13h

We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)

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✨ Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 RD Portland 🍿 OFMD in theaters @littlefingies.bsky.social · 14h

Anytime I'm feeling sad I like to think about ed crawling in stede's lap and then I just 😌

You can't tell me that's not what he wanted here. He's forcibly restraining himself from doing it

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 16h

oh 🥹 smol fluffy

TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 16h

Yesss, love this comic / story!

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🔴organized clownery🔵 @scarrletmoon.bsky.social · 18h

if anyone’s interested, there’s also a fic! archiveofourown.org/works/39422466

rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 21h

I was asked about the link to this here: you can get it for free
rysiumonica.gumroad.com/l/breakfasts...

its my 2022 work keep that in mind gegerg

BREAKFAST sketchbook 2022

Compilation of 24 sketches from "Breakfast" series plus extra 7 coloured pages.

rysiumonica.gumroad.com

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 16h

I love this comic so much! Glad people are still finding it 🧡

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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 19h

"👀🫦hey😍😏" oh yeah i'm sure

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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 22h

As we head into the weekend, leave your weekday worries behind and don’t stress today. 😎 #OFMD

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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · Oct 29

Potential 06x02 spoiler??

I know this season has ✨issues✨ but I still had a great time.

Had to get Gentlebeard out of the system! They ruined my life 😭 as if I don't have important stuff to do...

(Ed gets the twink treatment, sorry I don't make the rules) 🔥

#ofmdfanart #ofmds2spoilers

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darcylindbergh @darcylindbergh.bsky.social · 1d

if you are interested in my take on calypso's birthday the final chapter has arrived!! read the updated tags!!

HIBISCUS

Five people who could've put a flower in Ed's hair, and one person who actually did.

archiveofourown.org/works/607472...

a big red hibiscus flower on a black background. the word hibiscus is in a flowing white text with a thin white box around it with the words by darcylindbergh at the bottom

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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social · 1d

happy thursday my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with chapter 30 of out of the bag 🏡🐈 in which the boys watch a rom-com that turns out to be really quite shit, but there may be one nice thing they take away from it in the end 😌

enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631

title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text:

Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.

Sometimes the journey is the most important part.

crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 30 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is stede from the shoulders down, sitting on the sofa. krakatoa (cat) is in his lap and getting the best scritches of her life, complete with a happy kicky leg

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