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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Mar 1
OFMD Project Thread
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First up, the Tender As Hell pins, originally made for NYCC ‘23
A set of 6 small rectangular cross stitch pins that say Tender As Hell in black stitching with a red heart on white fabric, they are resting on a black background
tenderashell.bsky.social
I’m gonna be so annoying tomorrow
#HeatedRivalry
Meme of Kermit the frog from Muppets Christmas Carol which has been written over to read “there’s only one more sleep til Heated Rivalry” (screams internally)
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
ed: THEY WERE MEAN AND LAUGHED AT ME

stede: brb babe they all have to die 🥰
pouty ed teach trying to look bratty to hide how turned on he is by stede taking charge (our flag means death s1e5) abshir, jeff the accountant, sir godfrey thornrose, viceroy frenchie, and prince azi looking on at the carnage of stede's passive aggression on behalf of his boyfriend (our flag means death s1e5) ed teach and stede bonnet on a dinghy floating away from the entire ship of people stede set on fire for being mean to ed (our flag means death s1e5)
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
tenderashell.bsky.social
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

(I’m a goner 😅)
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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skullingway.bsky.social
A few prints currently on sale in my shop. Ends 12/2 ⭐️

www.etsy.com/shop/Skullin...
Illustration of the show twin peaks. The setting is inside the black lodge, next to a lamp post with a strong light source is a statue, two hands in a strange formation & a cup of coffee turned upside down pouring out. Underneath is dale cooper walking next to a mirror image of himself. The doppelgänger is looking at the viewer with one shining eye. At the top left and bottom right corners are a symbol of two triangles, representing the two mountain peaks of twin peaks Illustration of two panels like a comic, the edges are all pearls. On the top left is a bouquet of pink garden roses with blood dripping into it and overflowing out the side, beginning to drip outside the pearl frame. The right shows a lipstick dripping into blood on a hand with pink fingernails. The top right corner shows a pair of lips with shiny red lipstick. The background features purple barbed wire & sparkles on a black background. Illustration of sue from the substance blowing a kiss, but she’s got a bloody nosebleed and looks extra sinister. She’s framed on her sides with neon pink and blue stars dripping blood against a black background Illustration of a 90’s tv set with a screen melting out of it. The melting screen has repeating imagery of sailor moons eyes melting together. The tv is surrounded by clouds and moon shapes. There is an overall color palate of soft pinks, blues and yellow.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
For WIP Wednesday, I humbly offer @tenderashell.bsky.social this proof of life. Been stuck for awhile, but things are moving along again…
Saturday mornings at the library were Ed’s favorite. Even when he wasn’t officially on the schedule, he was always there. Saturdays were for Storytime. Ed got to spend all his time in the children’s wing, watching the kids’ eyes light up when they found the perfect book. He often stepped in to do the reading himself if they were short of volunteers. Ed was very good at doing the voices. It was kind of his thing (humblebrag), and the kids loved it. This particular morning, it was nearing time to begin and it was starting to look as though Ed would in fact have to do Storytime himself, as their scheduled volunteer reader seemed to have flaked. Ed was in the process of getting the kids settled in on the reading carpet when he heard a voice cry out, rather loudly for the library, “I’m here!” Ed’s head snapped up and he choked on the reproachful “Shhh” that was bubbling up in his throat. There in the doorway stood a solid, rectangular, blonde, frantically panting man. He was wearing skinny jeans and a cream colored shirt, covered by a teal blazer and a messenger bag strapped across his broad frame. He had his hand clutched to his chest as he tried to catch his breath. He was casting his eyes wildly about, and when they finally landed on Ed, his face broke into a wide grin and oh god. Dimple. Ed swallowed. The man approached him with his hand outstretched. “Hello there! I’m Stede Bonnet. Volunteer reader. You must be the librarian!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
#wipwednesday I guess, recycling seasonal meal kit bags into winter decor, planning to make a garland out of them ❄️
A handful of brown paper circles printed with snow flakes, laminated in packing tape
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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yuecrafter.bsky.social
If you enjoy some OFMD-themed stickers, this mystery bundle is for you! Get $50 worth of pirate stickers (may also contain bookmarks and/or cards) for just $10.

YES this works with my current sale and this bundle ships worldwide! Link in 🧵.

#OFMD #OFMDmerch #stickermaker #shopsmall #wokeandghey
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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sevensugars.bsky.social
Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.

Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
It’s even more lovely in person 🥹 thanks to @tenderashell.bsky.social for such a beautiful raffle prize.

I donated to Native Food Alliance - if any of you are looking for a worthy charity, throw a coin their way! Times are so tough; *everyone* deserves to eat. Everyone deserves food security. 💕 🔗⬇️
Stede, is that you?! A hoop exquisitely embroidered in Godfrey Thornrose colors. Silver, blue, white, and little accents in yellow and orange. What a look. Jeff the Accountant oughta kiss him about it, frankly.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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cappyy.bsky.social
a vignette from an inn! who could'a thunk?

(or, post-fuck reflections on your lovely white-haired sleeping puppy puddle of a boyfriend)

archiveofourown.org/works/74772911
heavy focus captain_cappy Summary: Ed lies in the aftermath. Stede’s asleep on his arm. In a few minutes it’ll go numb. He tries to cherish the time. They washed the sheets yesterday, so Stede made them fuck on the couch. Notes: (See the end of the work for notes.) Work Text: Breathe. You’re okay. Yeah, there. There. More, more— mhm. Yep. Yesssss. Please— yes, thank you. Hah. Don’t— right now? Mhm, yeah, you’re, pfffff, funny. Right there, again. Aww, don’t. You’re beautiful. C’mon. I love— hold on, slow down. Slow— mhm, yeah, you know, good job. Can you do that again? That— that, mhm, fuck yeah, yes, yes, yes I’m almost— yeah. Hmmm. C’mere, let me kiss you again. Yeah, it was good. You’re good? That’s not a silly question, maybe I was bad. Aww, thank you. You’re good, too. Always so good. Perfect, baby. I love you, too.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Today I’m thinking a lot about the concepts of UBI and 4 day workweeks, and how every time one of those programs is trialed it is a resounding success, how we could so easily create a happier & more productive society, how much more we could achieve if everyone wasn’t stressed as hell all the time
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Thinking about them again 🚌
tenderashell.bsky.social TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Jul 2
Fic idea free to a good home:

Ed is retired, trying to find something interesting to do with his new free time, he signs up for a 2 week bus tour

Stede the overly enthusiastic tour guide gives Ed a new lease on life, Ed laughs at Stede’s jokes, they’re instantly in love

Buttons is the bus driver
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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weratedogs.com
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)

2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
all I want to breathe bizarrelittlemew Summary: Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
I don’t have an official shop but I’m always happy to discuss custom projects if you’re interested in something like these in the new year!
Custom mandala hoop in silver and red thread inspired by Ned Low Nametag cross stitch pin A variety of cross stitch pins with tiny hearts in pride flag colors A cross stitch design in bright pink, orange, green, and purple that reads “where’s your fucking whimsy?”. It is decorated around the edges with small shapes made from bits of pipe cleaner to match the colors of the letters.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
I love him your honor 💜
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
here, have some tealoranges sunshine to start off the week right 🩵🧡

#ofmdbts
A behind the scenes picture from ofmd season 2 of samson and vico in costume sitting cuddled up together, samson is leaning into vico who's smiling big with their eyes closed
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
Edward Teach my beloved S2 ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
Reminder that a free pattern is available for this design! 💙
The breakfast in bed hoop complete with twine bow
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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deanbird.bsky.social
I have a Kofi and an Inprnt, and now a fandom Redbubble too!

Kofi: ko-fi.com/deanbird1717

Inprnt: www.inprnt.com/gallery/dean...

RB*: www.redbubble.com/people/Deanb...

If I have art that you'd like to see uploaded to the latter two (and currently isn't) please let me know 💜

#ofmd #OFMDfanart
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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lizzyleo.bsky.social
#MarketMonday it’s the start of cyber week and I’m running a 25% off sale on my Etsy until Dec 2nd!

gingerkittystudios.etsy.com
Screenshot of GingerKittyStudio shop front on Etsy
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
market monday i love that!! inprnt and redbubble are both having sales rn! and if there’s anything you’d like me to add just let me know!!

💖 inprnt.com/gallery/emcolbs/
💖 redbubble.com/people/emcolbs/shop
screenshots of emcolbs inprnt and redbubble page
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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youdrewaloveframe.bsky.social
Hi everybody! Today is Nov 24th, which is the deadline for delivering your frames! Please submit your frame(s) to the link in our pinned post before midnight! If you aren't ready yet, please contact us ASAP to ask for an extension or have a pinch hitter take over your frame. #ofmdart #ofmdfanart
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM