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TenderAsHell❤️
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Mar 1
OFMD Project Thread
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First up, the Tender As Hell pins, originally made for NYCC ‘23
A set of 6 small rectangular cross stitch pins that say Tender As Hell in black stitching with a red heart on white fabric, they are resting on a black background
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crewforlife.bsky.social
We’re up to 90 people participating 🎉

15 countries so far, join in from wherever you are and send a little love with pirate mail!
crewforlife.bsky.social Crew For Life OFMD Gift Exchange🏴‍☠️ @crewforlife.bsky.social · 23h
The Gift Exchange sign up form will close on Friday 16 January at 11 PM EST

Make sure to fill out the form if you want to participate!

🌈 forms.gle/E9EjTpvA8MNS... 🌈

#GiftOFMD #CrewForLife #ofmd #PoisonIntoPositivity
A graphic with information on the Crew For Life Our Flag Means Death Fandom Gift Exchange. It has a pink unicorn with a banner that reads “Sign up form closes 16 January!”.
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
Getting throu this month is pretty hard ( have an appointment at the doctor again )
so if anyone would like something from my shop or take a commission:
ko-fi.com/rysikart0199...
rysiooozaurcomm.carrd.co
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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cannibalxing.bsky.social
I had a lousy day and I want to do something nice and I need to make room in the Little Guys bin.

I want to give some away. On Sunday morning (say 11am EST) I’ll put the usernames of everybody who replies to this with an OFMD related pic into a random picker and choose 5 people.

Examples:
A photo of a crocheted bird in blue floral yarn and a seahorse in bright pink and yellow yarn A photo of a mix of crocheted things: a mushroom, a blue and green squid, a little flower baby thing, and a chicken A crocheted chunky green cactus in a peachy colored crocheted pot A small, grey crocheted manatee photographed from the side
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
Made this Severance themed fridge magnet for my roommate 🌭
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
stayed up too late writing smut again so happy nsfw #wipwednesday, new chapter of ‘tiny love’ coming soon :)
Now, he has access to Stede's rosy pink nipples whenever he likes, which is often. Now, he's got one of them between his teeth. He gives it a little twist, Stede lets out a high pitched whine and throws his head back over the edge of the tub. Stede's hands are all over him; legs, ass, back and shoulders- sloshing bath water around with every frenzied movement. Ed's hands are steadier, his left massaging Stede's other pec while his right is busy rubbing at Stede's desperate little cock under the water.
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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flagmeanssteph.bsky.social
I can’t wait to see the love of my life edward teach again in our flag means death season 3, and by that I mean I will wait for him no matter how long it takes
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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petrichorca.bsky.social
Just thinking about my (our) wife today
Rhys Darby as Louise Cooper from Short Poppies. This person is smiling, and she has long blond hair with bangs and is wearing a shawl over a gold sequined blouse.
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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crewforlife.bsky.social
The Gift Exchange sign up form will close on Friday 16 January at 11 PM EST

Make sure to fill out the form if you want to participate!

🌈 forms.gle/E9EjTpvA8MNS... 🌈

#GiftOFMD #CrewForLife #ofmd #PoisonIntoPositivity
A graphic with information on the Crew For Life Our Flag Means Death Fandom Gift Exchange. It has a pink unicorn with a banner that reads “Sign up form closes 16 January!”.
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
stayed up too late writing smut again so happy nsfw #wipwednesday, new chapter of ‘tiny love’ coming soon :)
Now, he has access to Stede's rosy pink nipples whenever he likes, which is often. Now, he's got one of them between his teeth. He gives it a little twist, Stede lets out a high pitched whine and throws his head back over the edge of the tub. Stede's hands are all over him; legs, ass, back and shoulders- sloshing bath water around with every frenzied movement. Ed's hands are steadier, his left massaging Stede's other pec while his right is busy rubbing at Stede's desperate little cock under the water.
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Caught up on this one this morning and wow it was the perfect way to start the day- so beautiful and atmospheric, perfection 🤌🏻
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Made this Severance themed fridge magnet for my roommate 🌭
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
rewatching Black Sails and man “know no shame” is hitting extra hard this time around 😭
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
I think one of the worst things about having a period is feeling like you have to pee every five minutes
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
a burlap sack “zip me up” moment for @roximonoxide.bsky.social

thank you again for donating!
a digital drawing of ed asking stede to button up his burlap sack outfit for him. ed is facing away from stede, back revealed to him. stede is standing behind ed, holding onto his arm
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
Thinking about this dynamic again, more Mary/Ed/Stede please
tenderashell.bsky.social TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Aug 5
Hey where are my bi Ed sandwich w Stede and Mary people?👀

I think I’ve read all the fics that exist at this point and usually we’ve got Stede>Ed>Mary but I’m wondering if we have any the other way round with Mary pegging>Ed>Stede?

If not, fic idea free to a good home, asking for a me!
🩷💜💙
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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crittercolours.bsky.social
Okay folks, exciting news - my little OFMD print fundraiser is live!!

I'm running a small print fundraiser to help my 12 year old nephew get to go on a school trip - more info below <3

Please note that I rarely sell prints, so this is your chance!

ko-fi.com/s/8bed46a3f0

#OFMDart #OFMD
PRE-SALE - OFMD Prints Fundraiser - watercolourcritters's Ko-fi Shop
These prints are a fundraiser pre-sale to support my nephew's Jr High trip (read more below)! All prints are made in my home studio, and are 8.5x11" ...
ko-fi.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
tenderashell.bsky.social
the problem I’m having with writing is that I seem to do it best between the hours of 1-3 AM 🙃
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
ALL PIRATE MAIL IS GOOD MAIL
crewforlife.bsky.social Crew For Life OFMD Gift Exchange🏴‍☠️ @crewforlife.bsky.social · 3d
Hi all! I’ve seen a few people express nervousness about their artistic skill levels so I wanted to reiterate that there’s no requirement for anything to be elaborate, just made with love 💝

#GiftOFMD #ofmd #PoisonIntoPositivity
crewforlife.bsky.social Crew For Life OFMD Gift Exchange🏴‍☠️ @crewforlife.bsky.social · 13d
Guidelines on gift size for easy mailing and suggestions for gifts you could make:
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
a little bit of hope means you want to know about the world, no matter what it's done to you
a black and white typography edit that reads "i am not doomed. i am still curious." there are two white ducks below the text looking up at a duck flying above the text. the entire image is edited to look photocopied.
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Thinking about this dynamic again, more Mary/Ed/Stede please
tenderashell.bsky.social TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Aug 5
Hey where are my bi Ed sandwich w Stede and Mary people?👀

I think I’ve read all the fics that exist at this point and usually we’ve got Stede>Ed>Mary but I’m wondering if we have any the other way round with Mary pegging>Ed>Stede?

If not, fic idea free to a good home, asking for a me!
🩷💜💙
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
ed and stede gazing into each other's eyes morning after style for @littlefingies.bsky.social

thank you for donating!
a digital drawing of ed and stede cuddling under a blanket while looking into each other’s eyes. ed is wearing a robe and has a hand resting on stede’s bare chest.
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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naturalshocks.bsky.social
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
November 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
They should probably stop crashing weddings but Stede loves dressing for adventure and Ed loves cake and, well, here they are with the bride’s veil and a ridiculous story to share next time they see the crew 🤷‍♀️

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach sitting on the floor, laughing, and leaning towards one another as if they’re moments away from kissing. Ed is wearing a purple suit and has a bridal veil attached to his hair. Stede is wearing a teal suit. They both have unbuttoned white dress shirts under their suits. They’re both wearing wedding bands.
March 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
This was SUCH a fun little experiment - there are definitely a few things I would tweak about my approach, but LOOK AT THEM!!! And look at those tiny stitches!!!

Original art by @aliassamm.bsky.social ko-fi.com/s/fe099efb77

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDFanArt
An embroidered portrait of Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach. Stede is wearing a red and gold suit. Ed is wearing a gold and red gown. A detail of an embroidered portrait of Stede Bonnet showing his face and shoulders A detail of an embroidered portrait of Ed Teach showing his face and shoulders A detail of an embroidered portrait of Ed Teach in a gown. A green pen lays across the design to show how tiny the stitches are
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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edwarbteach.bsky.social
thinking about one of the most romantic moments on television
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM