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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m afraid all I can do is write PWPs but I’m not sorry about it. Come and get your smut about Ed and Stede hooking up in a hotel room and doing like 38 different things in one encounter.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/70290066

Screenshot from ao3:

Room 1006
red_right_ankle

Summary:

Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.

Screenshot of ao3 page:

Rating:
Explicit

Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:
M/M

Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, dating app, Stede Bonnet is Good at Sex, Fast Burn, I Made Them Do Like 8 Different Sex Acts For Some Reason, Face-Fucking, Choking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Snowballing, Nipple Licking, Masturbating, Ball Sucking, Ball Sucking Wasn’t in the Tag List

Language:
English

Stats:
Published: 2025-09-03 Words: 7,170 Chapters: 1/1

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 9m

THAT'S THE LOOK

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 29m

Ed in this outfit but the shorts are even shorter

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 1h

I always feel like other people interact with me and I freeze up when it comes time to reply (and that the things I feel most excited to post about don’t get as much traction as random stuff I post). I think social media is so good at making one feel inadequate regardless of interaction which sucks

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 1h

Me too, a lot of times 🫂🫂🫂🫂

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 2h

IT IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING and now you can't even pause without having to see an ad too, friggin' advertising is so pervasive

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 2h

Happy Birthday!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 2h

Everything is so terrible, write fanfic on the clock

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 3h

“There. Much better” Ed whispered softly as he rested his chin on Stede’s shoulder.

Boyfriend's pockets are the best pockets. Ed says so. Got to do an illustration for @watchtheflow.bsky.social's toasty sweet 'Bonfire Night'! 🧡

archiveofourown.org/works/60437458

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're wearing modern warm clothing; coats and scarf and gloves. Ed is resting his chin on Stede's shoulder as he shoves his hands into Stede's coat pockets from behind. Stede is giggling, all crinkly eyes and dimples. The night is cold enough for their breath to show and they're lit from below from a nearby bonfire. They're as sticky toasty sweet as smores.

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 4h

This a book about Them

Screenshot of a promotional deal for the book The Princess and Her Pirate by Lois Greiman, on sale for $1.99. It is a historical romance and the cover shows a princess in a purple dress and a shirtless pirate embracing in front of a castle. User Amy cannibalxing has expertly and seamlessly pasted Ed and Stede’s faces on the princess and the pirate, respectively

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 11h

just thinking about Them 💖🔥💖

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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 19h

🧡🎃QRP your Pumpkin Art!🎃🧡

Please say hello to Clarence. He wanted to show off his newfangled phonograph machine.

(oh beans I just remembered I did prints of this guy ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop)

#halloween #lilguy #cuteart

Ink painting in shades of sepia of a pumpkin-headed fellow in 19th century jacket and waistcoat and bow tie, with a chain that's presumably attached to a pocket watch clasped to his waistcoat. He's posing nonchalantly before a stage curtain with a tall, small table draped with a lace tablecloth, on which stands a phonograph playing a record. He looks casually happy. He's a very special guy.

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 15h

SAME

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

THIGH RIDING

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

(I’m sorry I don’t have artist handles for these great pieces!! Please share the artists names if you know ‘em!)

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

They’re truly all so excellent and there are SO MANY!!! So many that there were some I didn’t even remember seeing on the auction site (just from sheer volume of art to take in!!) like all of these incredible ones:

Photo of two postcards. Top: a beach scene with three cottages against a beautiful pink setting sun, Ed and Stede are sitting on the beach at the land’s end. Text on the card says GREETINGS FROM JEFF’S INN BY THE SEA

Bottom: a card all in green of Ed in an old timey diving helmet and suit and Stede as a keepers on, they are holding hands underwater while bubbles, some in the shape of hearts, float around them

Photo of two postcards. Top: Ed and Stede as an astronaut and alien on a colorful rainbow planet with rainbow rings, they are holding hands and walking on the ring of the planet together. The revenge is in the background in a sea of stars and text says THE GENTLEMAN ASTRONAUT in script.

Bottom: a night scene of a tent next to a campfire by a lake with mountains surrounding it

Photo of two postcards. Top: Ed and Stede as a mermaid on a beach. Ed has brought Stede books to read and it says WITH LOVE in a banner at the top of the card.

Bottom: a night time seaside scene of a little cabin in beachside woods, the moonlight peeking through clouds. Text on the card says SEA YOU

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 17h

I just finished watching The Pitt and I didn’t expect to but I really loved it, it’s a bunch of weirdos (pos) doing their best, and anyway modern AU where Ed and Stede watch it and have long post-ep debriefs about what made them cry, which doctors they like best, etc etc

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 17h

Ooohh this sounds great!!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 18h

Suffering with a bad belly this evening and I’m not being brave about it 😩

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 18h

I feel like you probably have Worcester right but the rest of them I’m not sure haha

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 18h

I keep meaning to stop writing this pimple popping fic and start writing literally any other kinktober prompt but you’re not gonna believe this… I CAN’T

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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 21h

stede bonnet melting ed teach in real time with his warm eyes and soft smile and gentle words

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 19h

They’re all just town names but Worcester, Leominster, Billerica, Haverhill.

Faneuil Hall.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 22h

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 21h

FUCKIN’ SAAAAAME

Screenshot of a list of spam phone calls from the last two days there are so many calls

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 22h

I had to snap my mirrors in today in my garage because I am between two enormous pickups that have double cabs and tiny ass truck beds like what are you even using this truck for

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