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amy πŸ³β›΅οΈ @cannibalxing.bsky.social Β· 26d
I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

πŸ”—: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881
Screenshot of ao3 page that says: Sorry (Not Sorry) to Intrude red_right_ankle Summary: Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they? Screenshot of ao3 page: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeeper Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Innkeeper Stede Bonnet, Anal Sex, Cock Blocked, Interrupted Mid-Bang, Positive Self-Reflection on Weight Gain, Podfic Welcome Language: English Collections: OFMD Whoops Weekend 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-29 Words: 3,834 Chapters: 1/1
cannibalxing.bsky.social
They should be magically falling out of our heads into the page tbh
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
They have great scents!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
Sometimes when I buy perfume samples I am hoping I will hate them because I can’t afford to buy full sized bottles but I just got a couple in the mail and I love them alllll nooooooooo also these are very Stede and Ed’s Queen Anne cabin to me which only increases the want
Photo of perfume sampler cards of Fox in the Flowerbed and The Abandoned Mansion from imaginary authors. Fox in the flowerbed has notes of jasmine, tulips, frankincense, wildflower honey, pink peppercorn, silver thistle and alpine air, and abandoned mansion is cedar, quince, petitgrain, pimento berry, oak moss absolute, ambreine, and paperbacks
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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soupbeech.bsky.social
Amirite? 🫦
A beautiful hand in fingerless leather gloves is gripping loosely around the thick base of a heavy wood weapon. Emerging from its sheath at the hip, the tip is exposed a few inches above the closed fist, gleaming in the open air due to the light reflecting off the rounded end. Its position is so close to the belt buckle, you wonder if it might craze the edge off the cold silver- until you realize it is under firm control of the steady hand keeping it held tightly. Under perfect control. In other words, it’s a close-up shot of Ed resting his hand on the pistol at his side. Why, what did you think i…. Ohhhhhh. You dirty bird.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I WOULD LIKE TO FINISH WRITING A FIC NOBODY POINT OUT THAT THIS REQUIRES ACTUALLY WORKING ON IT THANK YOU
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I have the same reaction lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Morning Mads
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
MY FAVORITE

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cannibalxing.bsky.social amy πŸ³β›΅οΈ @cannibalxing.bsky.social Β· Jun 9
Queer horror recs for you today!!! My favorites are starred, happy to talk about any of these!
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
a trio of Rhys Darby pics where he is posing on a throne with his legs crossed and a smug expression on his face. the left pic is him as Steve from the show Wrecked. the middle pic is him as Stede from Our Flag Means Death. the right pic is him as himself, wrapped in a fur robe in front of a tree with fairy lights.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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soupbeech.bsky.social
This photo is so… golly gee willikers I love it so much. The backwards hat KEEPS me over a barrel.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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whitebeam1.bsky.social
Ed’s morning routine πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
swearclock.bsky.social swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 9h
Jiggle Your Boyfriend's Bollocks It's 6:00AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
here, have some tealoranges sunshine to start off the week right 🩡🧑

#ofmdbts
A behind the scenes picture from ofmd season 2 of samson and vico in costume sitting cuddled up together, samson is leaning into vico who's smiling big with their eyes closed
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
Ooh I don’t know that one! Let me know if you like it and please picture the creepy Jeep where appropriate lol
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
What will be the first one you borrow!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
WOOOO WAY TO DO THE THING!!! Enjoy those audiobooks!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. πŸ˜† #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits πŸ’™πŸ§‘
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
feels very
Screenshot of Stede in his battle jacket sitting down and making big puffy cheeks as he blows air out of his mouth and looks overwhelmed
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I SHOULD probably do exactly that)
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is β€œteaching” stede a β€œsword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
cannibalxing.bsky.social
There are so many ~workplace efficiency tools that just don’t fucking jive with my brain and like it’s not GOOD but people think putting something on my calendar is going to mean I remember it but that presumes I remember to look at my calendar which I don’t 😩
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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bktrashcat.bsky.social
Sailor’s Valentine (c. mid-18th century). Retrieved from unknown pirate ship. Donated to the Seaport Museum by Louis Bonnet III.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
Dinner plans πŸ°πŸ¦πŸ’

#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
On the left, Stede is standing on her right leg at the bottom of the stairs, her left leg folded up so she can fix the strap of her heel. Her right hand is brushing hair off her shoulders. She's biting her lip in concentration, while her speech bubbles say "Sorry for the wait, my love. It's these fiddly- oh bugger- there! We can go now!" with little grunts. Stede's wearing cherry earrings, a ruffled, gauzy off the shoulder blouse, a pink ballet wrap skirt and pink heels with cherries, with matching red on her nails and toenails. On the right there's Ed, in two floating panels. In the first, she's sitting on the armchair and playing on her phone, while in the second she's jumping up from her lounging pose to stare at Stede in wonder. Her speech bubbles say "Take your time princeeeeeeeess- Yeah, we're gonna miss that dinner reservation". Ed's wearing a side braid with the rest of her hair loose over the left side of her head, skull and chain earrings, a black crochet bralette and leather pants.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM