Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!
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She/her, GenX 🇬🇧 🏴‍☠️ Help I can’t get these pirates out of my head. SaveOFMD. Sucker for smutty fics and NSFW art. 🔞 I own 1/2 ze pyramid 🤡
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whitebeam1.bsky.social
It’s been a few years for me too but finally have a decent oven that will cook evenly !
whitebeam1.bsky.social
The most beautiful thing !
owltrousers.bsky.social
Spoiler: S2 ep7 #OurFlagMeansDeath

EPISODE 7: Man on Fire
Small embroidery in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry. The central panel depicts episode 7 of Series 2 of the TV show Our Flag Means Death with smaller panels above and below featuring additional scenes and items from the episode
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wildesidewalker.bsky.social
Watch along for Rhys Darby: Big in Japan starts in about 6 hours. If you've not seen it before, welcome! It's mostly tame, but some CW in case:

Typical swearing, some nudity (Rhys visits a bathhouse and tries sumo wrestling), eating bugs, talking about the atomic bombs.

#OurFlagIsBigInJapan #OFMD
whitebeam1.bsky.social
Christmas cake is happening!

Step 1: sozzle this fruit with enough brandy to stun a pirate 🏴‍☠️
A glass bowl of mixed dried fruit drenched in brandy and soaking ready to make a Christmas fruit cake.
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whitebeam1.bsky.social
Just caught some footage of 1986 Top Of The Pops with Julian Cope head to foot in leather hanging off a mic stand. I saw him for the first time in 1987 and well let’s just say he was profoundly formative on my younger self 🤭
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anticaptplanet.bsky.social
are any of u baddies native dutch speakers 🥵🥵🥵 i have a humble request
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ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social
What kind of situations will you be putting those pirates in?? Starting in one week!!
Graphic of a turquoise background with a background of a big droplet and droplets and eggplants on the sides, text it says  OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH WHOOPS WEEKEND (pirate hat on the H and a ball gag over the N) and ONE WEEK AWAY Graphic of a turquoise background with a background of a big droplet and droplets and eggplants on the sides, text it says WHOOPS WEEKEND PROMPTS

DAY 1: urgent / interrupted in the act / clang! & taste / fell asleep / hiss!

Day 2: device / property damage / honk! & robot / accidental bodily function / whir!

Day 3: tight / medical emergency / plop! & bounce / sex toy malfunction / grunt!

Day 4: sticky / failed kink exploration / slurp! & leaky / sexual dysfunction / thud!