KalansPhantom 🍐🏴☠️🔞 🪢
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Pfp by CitrusSyndicate. Banner by SailorsRuin A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
Oh hey, anxiety is through the roof. Share a fun picture with me? Cute? Silly?
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Oh hey, anxiety is through the roof. Share a fun picture with me? Cute? Silly?
Pssst
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Pssst
Miss Kitty is prepared. And let me tell you Norwegian Fjords have 0 cares about snow, this girl is gonna be like a husky in the snow about it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Miss Kitty is prepared. And let me tell you Norwegian Fjords have 0 cares about snow, this girl is gonna be like a husky in the snow about it.
Wood all piled up in case we lose power, car full of gas with some cat litter in the trunk and a shovel, lots of food at the ready.
I love a giant snow storm, even if I'm on call to work. I am DOWN for some insanity and hauling out the sled.
I love a giant snow storm, even if I'm on call to work. I am DOWN for some insanity and hauling out the sled.
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Wood all piled up in case we lose power, car full of gas with some cat litter in the trunk and a shovel, lots of food at the ready.
I love a giant snow storm, even if I'm on call to work. I am DOWN for some insanity and hauling out the sled.
I love a giant snow storm, even if I'm on call to work. I am DOWN for some insanity and hauling out the sled.
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DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
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#FicRecFriday for this sweet domestic story by @thatmothra.bsky.social of Ed and Stede singing showtunes together. I love to imagine them having fun like this #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/77524606
archiveofourown.org/works/77524606
Just for this Moment - That_Mothra - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 PM
#FicRecFriday for this sweet domestic story by @thatmothra.bsky.social of Ed and Stede singing showtunes together. I love to imagine them having fun like this #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/77524606
archiveofourown.org/works/77524606
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Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
Some of my WIPS. Mostly the ones I'm hopeful I might one day do, but starting to worry as things slow down my motivation has been trickling. Still, some fun ideas!
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Some of my WIPS. Mostly the ones I'm hopeful I might one day do, but starting to worry as things slow down my motivation has been trickling. Still, some fun ideas!
My werewolf boys
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My werewolf boys
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i’m not really an artist (that would imply that i make art or even try more than, like, twice a year), but this was one of my little procreate experiments based on a photo from a gay rodeo magazine. i made an older version into stickers for a con (but couldn’t tell you which one).
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i’m not really an artist (that would imply that i make art or even try more than, like, twice a year), but this was one of my little procreate experiments based on a photo from a gay rodeo magazine. i made an older version into stickers for a con (but couldn’t tell you which one).
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January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Trapped in a mall, the government is out to catch us, dinosaurs are loose though. The trex keeps using cars in the underground parking center as toys, it gets addicted to pot. Goverment people are eaten in Kohls. But the spinosaur is doing a concert with kong.
Melatonin dream journal
Melatonin dream journal
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Trapped in a mall, the government is out to catch us, dinosaurs are loose though. The trex keeps using cars in the underground parking center as toys, it gets addicted to pot. Goverment people are eaten in Kohls. But the spinosaur is doing a concert with kong.
Melatonin dream journal
Melatonin dream journal
Happy #WIPWednesday Enjoy a little snippet of present day Ed having some emotions. He deserves them.
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Happy #WIPWednesday Enjoy a little snippet of present day Ed having some emotions. He deserves them.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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#WIPWednesday from a new innkeeper era one shot called The Sweet Spot. I hope this covers those who asked for both silly, and maybe a it’s also a bit tender. Playful anyway! #OFMDfanfic
Ed here is not at all based on me, why do you ask?
Ed here is not at all based on me, why do you ask?
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 PM
#WIPWednesday from a new innkeeper era one shot called The Sweet Spot. I hope this covers those who asked for both silly, and maybe a it’s also a bit tender. Playful anyway! #OFMDfanfic
Ed here is not at all based on me, why do you ask?
Ed here is not at all based on me, why do you ask?
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#WIPWednesday #2 for the angst lovers from the forthcoming Come Home to My Heart (aiming for April, want to finish loyb first to focus on this more)
Mentions of sobriety and a near death situation #OFMDfanfic
Mentions of sobriety and a near death situation #OFMDfanfic
January 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
#WIPWednesday #2 for the angst lovers from the forthcoming Come Home to My Heart (aiming for April, want to finish loyb first to focus on this more)
Mentions of sobriety and a near death situation #OFMDfanfic
Mentions of sobriety and a near death situation #OFMDfanfic
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January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Me falling asleep: omg this is a banger idea for a skyfic.
Me this morning: wait, what now?
Me this morning: wait, what now?
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Me falling asleep: omg this is a banger idea for a skyfic.
Me this morning: wait, what now?
Me this morning: wait, what now?
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💜 Forged in the Heat of Battle
💜 Edward Teach is on a path to redemption. He's cast aside his past as The Kraken, a fierce warlord and destroyer of thousands of lives. Unsure of what redemption truly means, the former monster runs into Stede, a villager in need of a different path himself.
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💜 Edward Teach is on a path to redemption. He's cast aside his past as The Kraken, a fierce warlord and destroyer of thousands of lives. Unsure of what redemption truly means, the former monster runs into Stede, a villager in need of a different path himself.
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September 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
💜 Forged in the Heat of Battle
💜 Edward Teach is on a path to redemption. He's cast aside his past as The Kraken, a fierce warlord and destroyer of thousands of lives. Unsure of what redemption truly means, the former monster runs into Stede, a villager in need of a different path himself.
🔗below
💜 Edward Teach is on a path to redemption. He's cast aside his past as The Kraken, a fierce warlord and destroyer of thousands of lives. Unsure of what redemption truly means, the former monster runs into Stede, a villager in need of a different path himself.
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hi!!!! here’s some (late) new years t4t tealoranges friends to lovers for you!! 🩵🧡 featuring probably autistic Jim & transfem!Olu my beloved
Jim had one too many drinks to keep a filter on their ever growing feelings for their best friend
Rated E, 14.5k Words
archiveofourown.org/works/77086461
Jim had one too many drinks to keep a filter on their ever growing feelings for their best friend
Rated E, 14.5k Words
archiveofourown.org/works/77086461
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
hi!!!! here’s some (late) new years t4t tealoranges friends to lovers for you!! 🩵🧡 featuring probably autistic Jim & transfem!Olu my beloved
Jim had one too many drinks to keep a filter on their ever growing feelings for their best friend
Rated E, 14.5k Words
archiveofourown.org/works/77086461
Jim had one too many drinks to keep a filter on their ever growing feelings for their best friend
Rated E, 14.5k Words
archiveofourown.org/works/77086461
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Want something really long to tide you over while A03 is down? Want to read more about how Ed grew up and became who he is today? I've got a fic for you.
Never Shall We Die
archiveofourown.org/works/38614536
#OFMD
Never Shall We Die
archiveofourown.org/works/38614536
#OFMD
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Want something really long to tide you over while A03 is down? Want to read more about how Ed grew up and became who he is today? I've got a fic for you.
Never Shall We Die
archiveofourown.org/works/38614536
#OFMD
Never Shall We Die
archiveofourown.org/works/38614536
#OFMD
AO3 is going down, darkness descends. Want to download a few fics? Here are some of mine!
Rewrite The Stars - Late Presenting Ed, Enemies to Lovers, Lucius throwing cold water on their asses, pictures that are AMAZING from @tresdem.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
Rewrite The Stars - Late Presenting Ed, Enemies to Lovers, Lucius throwing cold water on their asses, pictures that are AMAZING from @tresdem.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
Rewrite The Stars - Chapter 1 - KalansPhantom, nocturneequuis - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 AM
AO3 is going down, darkness descends. Want to download a few fics? Here are some of mine!
Rewrite The Stars - Late Presenting Ed, Enemies to Lovers, Lucius throwing cold water on their asses, pictures that are AMAZING from @tresdem.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
Rewrite The Stars - Late Presenting Ed, Enemies to Lovers, Lucius throwing cold water on their asses, pictures that are AMAZING from @tresdem.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
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January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM