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Pfp by Inkirtis. Banner by SailorsRuin A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 2.3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · Oct 21

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 5h

Something laid eggs on my gas tank door. So thats my morning.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 10h

Chocodile ➡️ MFF Dealer's Den! @chocodile.net · 1d

Serious shoutout to furries for being the internet's #1 art patrons. At a time when interest in original and niche art is at an all time low and many other art spaces are gone, I appreciate you guys showing up to boost original works, buy art pieces & comms, & get vocally invested in stories & OCs.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 19h

It's Whumptober. Should I Whump?

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Reposted by KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 22h

I'm a simple man (gn): I see this art, I qrp it so I never have to remove my original repost

Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · Oct 29

Potential 06x02 spoiler??

I know this season has ✨issues✨ but I still had a great time.

Had to get Gentlebeard out of the system! They ruined my life 😭 as if I don't have important stuff to do...

(Ed gets the twink treatment, sorry I don't make the rules) 🔥

#ofmdfanart #ofmds2spoilers

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 22h

Hard same 😥 This is the worst holey week.

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 22h

Day two of discussing hole size and placement at work without laughing like a pervert.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

When you and your officemate consistantly order pizzas on Thursdays to the point the delivery guy comments you missed last Thursday. 🤣

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character wearing a top hat with a purple mouth

ALT: a cartoon character wearing a top hat with a purple mouth

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

November can't come soon enough.

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna Jolene the hell out of an AU, but I have like 0 time left for new WIPs.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Whoops forgot to post my big bang snippy today. :D Who wants some very confused Ed?

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Ed's gonna be like "The Trine is testing me, this man looks like an ice cream cone I wanna lick."

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Bonus #WIPWednesday of Tarte Tatin

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Olentangy here in central Ohio.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Just got off a 20 minute zoom call to discuss hole size and involved the phrase "can you send us a picture of the current hole size and position?"

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

I'm already hip deep in omegavese religion in one story and Father Bonnet in another, if the streams cross the world ends. 🫣

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

Morning bump, last chapter before everyone needs to take some cold ass showers. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

A level four slick at least!

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

Ahhhhh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

For #TakeTwoTuesday have Unchained Melody. These two have my whole heart on their roller coaster ride of pain, love and healing. archiveofourown.org/works/583741...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yes, there is a priest kink, Ed is discovering it intimately along with the rest of you. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

Mind the CW warning and summary option. In which Stede contemplates memories he's tried to hide from, and a future he's terrified of. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

This is on my list of things I know I can never ever watch but I REALLY REALLY WANT TO.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

I can do that! XD

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 3d

When everyone in your life knows you as "that lady that always has rescues and fosters"

"Hey I found a baby eagle on the road and he's hurt, can you help?"

No, this red tail hawk is not coming to me, I helped them get ahold of the Ohio Wildlife Center, but I got a LOOK from my partner.

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