KalansPhantom 🍐🏴☠️🔞 🪢
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Pfp by CitrusSyndicate. Banner by SailorsRuin A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
Awwwww that's adorable!
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Awwwww that's adorable!
And dashing eyebrows!
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
And dashing eyebrows!
Fluffy beans!
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Fluffy beans!
The comfiest of kitties!
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The comfiest of kitties!
I mean, that's valid, they're a weird noise!
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I mean, that's valid, they're a weird noise!
A fine bean harvest!
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 PM
A fine bean harvest!
Gah i love them!!!
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Gah i love them!!!
Eaaaaaaaaaaars!!! 😍😍
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Eaaaaaaaaaaars!!! 😍😍
His plans are MAGNIFICENT!! May we all prosper by his reign.
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
His plans are MAGNIFICENT!! May we all prosper by his reign.
Please tell Pickles I love her
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Please tell Pickles I love her
Awwww so happy!!
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Awwww so happy!!
I am weirdly fascinated by the history of salt and how it shaped civilization. Also the salt mine under lake erie.
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I am weirdly fascinated by the history of salt and how it shaped civilization. Also the salt mine under lake erie.
We're feeling very matchy matchy today!
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
We're feeling very matchy matchy today!
Hopefully one day! It's pretty far outside my wheelhouse so Im a bit nervy.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Hopefully one day! It's pretty far outside my wheelhouse so Im a bit nervy.