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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · Oct 21

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 5h

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 5h

November can't come soon enough.

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 5h

I just wanna Jolene the hell out of an AU, but I have like 0 time left for new WIPs.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 5h

Whoops forgot to post my big bang snippy today. :D Who wants some very confused Ed?

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 6h

Ed's gonna be like "The Trine is testing me, this man looks like an ice cream cone I wanna lick."

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 6h

Bonus #WIPWednesday of Tarte Tatin

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 6h

Olentangy here in central Ohio.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 9h

Just got off a 20 minute zoom call to discuss hole size and involved the phrase "can you send us a picture of the current hole size and position?"

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

I'm already hip deep in omegavese religion in one story and Father Bonnet in another, if the streams cross the world ends. 🫣

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Morning bump, last chapter before everyone needs to take some cold ass showers. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

A level four slick at least!

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhhhh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

For #TakeTwoTuesday have Unchained Melody. These two have my whole heart on their roller coaster ride of pain, love and healing. archiveofourown.org/works/583741...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yes, there is a priest kink, Ed is discovering it intimately along with the rest of you. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Mind the CW warning and summary option. In which Stede contemplates memories he's tried to hide from, and a future he's terrified of. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

This is on my list of things I know I can never ever watch but I REALLY REALLY WANT TO.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

I can do that! XD

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

When everyone in your life knows you as "that lady that always has rescues and fosters"

"Hey I found a baby eagle on the road and he's hurt, can you help?"

No, this red tail hawk is not coming to me, I helped them get ahold of the Ohio Wildlife Center, but I got a LOOK from my partner.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe take someone's hand and bury it in the backyard, you know, as a fun toy. All very normal.

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Take option 2, be a werewolf. Run under the moon, howl, maybe bite someone you love to make a buddy.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing wrong with fangirling!

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Yup, just a bunch of kids seeing what shit they can create and what it tastes like while giving a middle finger to the laws of god, man and culinary expectations.

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

God bless stoned teenagers in the food service industry, they make the best stuff.

KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, any current Tarte Tatin readers up for running through a quick beta of the latest chapter today? I'm having doubts I'm hitting the right punches and could use someone to read over before I finish my edit run-through.

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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 2d

He did not read the room. 😂

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