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bryn
@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.

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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.

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(Individual fics below.)
i feel like i’ve been working on chapter 19 of jamestown ferry for a literal eternity, but i just checked and it’s almost 10k words long, so maybe that’s why.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i need someone to come yell at me if i keep watching youtube videos instead of reading or writing
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by bryn
Queen Anne’s Revenge c. 2005
🖤🎸
#ofmdfanart
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my mom is stressing me out and it’s not even a thanksgiving thing because i live with her full-time 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
for thanksgiving, i will probably have leftover microwaved beans in burritos (as i do most days), so have extra fun eating nice things for me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i think i'm gonna treat myself to going home early today. i dunno if it counts as a treat if it's costing me hours (and, therefore, dollars), but it sounds nice, anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i was thinking about the next wip on my plate and how much better it would probably be if someone else wrote it, but fanfiction is the one place where my fear of mediocrity doesn't usually stand in my way, so at least there's that.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it’s crazy to me that christmas eve? not a county holiday. new year’s eve? also not a county holiday. the day after thanksgiving, though? county holiday.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
here’s another snippet of chapter 16 of jamestown ferry to tide you over until we get it posted (and because i have nothing else to offer for wip wednesday)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by bryn
so… like… what do i have to do to catch a break?

anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.

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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
my anxiety is still not where i’d like it (gone), but on friday night, i was desperately trying to do subtle bilateral tapping throughout the entirety of a community college production of salomé because i couldn’t take a full breath and didn’t want to interrupt the show with a panic attack.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Dear @unfunpleasures.bsky.social, I’m losing my mind over “Night Moves.” Can’t think of much else these days because I’m so in love with them 🥹🥺♥️. Cried at the end of ch 3. Just started ch 5 and I already know I’m going to have a hard time letting them go. Thank you for a truly gorgeous fic 🫶🏽
Night Moves
archiveofourown.org/works/62155336

Ed/Stede (Gentlebeard) || Explicit || 5 chapters || 56.9k words
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
my dad used to call us the bundy-griswold-[redacted last name]s and sometimes it really does feel that way.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the break room snack options have been pretty disappointing for me lately, but today, there were cans of dr. pepper (not diet, but i can cope) and little bags of salt and vinegar chips, which is a big win.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
p.s. these were delivered last night, but i had a meeting, so i'm hoping that tonight, i'll have time to wash them and put them on the bed and will have the best time rolling around in them for a few minutes.
just bought a linen sheet set as an early birthday gift to myself because i’m grasping at straws for things to feel enthusiastic about and i know putting them on my bed for the first time is gonna be so, so exciting for at least twenty minutes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by bryn
brokeback cjizzy? cjizzy mountain? c0mm!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #cjizzy #izzyhands #calicojack
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
hi, hello, missed you. probably no jamestown ferry this week, but i think my mental breakdown is (mostly)(maybe) over for now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by bryn
The podfic of Crumble by unfunpleasures.

Stede's having a mid-life crisis. He's in a diner— in public— and he's having a mid-life crisis— publicly.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i'm gonna go see a friend in a mad max-inspired production of salomé this evening, which is related to a number of my interests to varying degrees.
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the lady at the bagel place is definitely still confused as to why i always want a toasted bagel with nothing on it, but i'm giving her a pass on calling me "miss (real name)" because she did it so affectionately.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
there's never a bad time to see who's running for office in your state, city, school district, etc. does the working families party endorse anyone? what about progressive pacs? dsa? is psl or peace and freedom running anyone? (p.s. californians, we've got a socialist running for governor!)
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i was brave and started my new iron supplement before work but now my mouth tastes weird and i don't feel good, but i think the last bit's unrelated because my body has felt like it's been 90% anxiety for days on end.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
thinking this morning about how the phrase “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” means two different things to two different kinds of people: either “maybe i should work to consume less/more mindfully” or “i can do whatever i want.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
just started a new d3+k2 supplement and am starting a different iron+b12+b6+c tomorrow and i need one or both of these things to fix me asap
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
anyway, this, too, is gentlebeard
Rainy Night House
YouTube video by Joni Mitchell - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM