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bryn
@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.

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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.

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I have a couple of new prints up on Kofi AND you can get 20% off all print orders through Monday with the code “buymybooty” 🏴‍☠️ #shopofmd

ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
do you think my mom knows i can hear her scolding and talking to the dogs all night? do you think she realizes some people would normally be asleep right now? (i’m not necessarily one of them, but it’s the principle of the thing.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
you would not believe how many times i revisited this on my parents’ family room dvr between the time it aired in 2004 and 2006 or so.
AFI - Cure Icon Live - Just like Heaven
YouTube video by Arthur Jendrzejczak
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i had to dig through my box of old art stuff to find a print for a show and came across this nice thing i never really finished. during lockdown, i got really into painting landscapes and was also really into making ‘70s-style wood plaques. i was gonna resin it but never did.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
excuse me, since when is thanksgiving a firework holiday?
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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everything in my shop is 25% for black friday and cyber monday!

www.etsy.com/au/shop/faee...
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i’ve had a dr pepper, about four pieces of fried okra (shockingly one of the only vegetables without milk), a couple soggy fries, and a tiny bit of beans and rice, plus a great deal of overstimulation
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I’ve gotten one donation so far (which I’m so grateful for) so please keep sharing ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i looked at my word cloud and have determined that i’m annoying about the wrong things here
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i feel like i’ve been working on chapter 19 of jamestown ferry for a literal eternity, but i just checked and it’s almost 10k words long, so maybe that’s why.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i need someone to come yell at me if i keep watching youtube videos instead of reading or writing
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Queen Anne’s Revenge c. 2005
🖤🎸
#ofmdfanart
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my mom is stressing me out and it’s not even a thanksgiving thing because i live with her full-time 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
for thanksgiving, i will probably have leftover microwaved beans in burritos (as i do most days), so have extra fun eating nice things for me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i think i'm gonna treat myself to going home early today. i dunno if it counts as a treat if it's costing me hours (and, therefore, dollars), but it sounds nice, anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i was thinking about the next wip on my plate and how much better it would probably be if someone else wrote it, but fanfiction is the one place where my fear of mediocrity doesn't usually stand in my way, so at least there's that.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it’s crazy to me that christmas eve? not a county holiday. new year’s eve? also not a county holiday. the day after thanksgiving, though? county holiday.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
here’s another snippet of chapter 16 of jamestown ferry to tide you over until we get it posted (and because i have nothing else to offer for wip wednesday)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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so… like… what do i have to do to catch a break?

anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.

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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM