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33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.

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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.

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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · Nov 1
unfunpleasures OFMD Writing Directory
archiveofourown.org/users/unfunp...

(Individual fics below.)
A black and white picture of some hills and trees with a ripped piece of natural kraft paper that reads: unfunpleasures writing directory: fics, smaus, art, et cetera.
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
I have a couple of new prints up on Kofi AND you can get 20% off all print orders through Monday with the code “buymybooty” 🏴‍☠️ #shopofmd

ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...
A print of a digital drawing of Rdward Teach and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death in the back of a pickup truck A print of a digital drawing of Edward Teach from OFMD posing in his black leather outfit in front of a pink background.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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bookshop.org
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
do you think my mom knows i can hear her scolding and talking to the dogs all night? do you think she realizes some people would normally be asleep right now? (i’m not necessarily one of them, but it’s the principle of the thing.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
you would not believe how many times i revisited this on my parents’ family room dvr between the time it aired in 2004 and 2006 or so.
AFI - Cure Icon Live - Just like Heaven
YouTube video by Arthur Jendrzejczak
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
chapter 4
🫦

the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Line art in sepia colors of Ed and Stede nearly kissing, Ed sitting on Stede's face with his fingers on Stede's cock and Stede's arms around his thighs, and Stede on top of Ed with Ed's legs wrapped around him, their fingers in each other's hair as Stede kisses Ed's neck. Handwritten text in the bottom left reads, "I feel good with you.
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i had to dig through my box of old art stuff to find a print for a show and came across this nice thing i never really finished. during lockdown, i got really into painting landscapes and was also really into making ‘70s-style wood plaques. i was gonna resin it but never did.
an acrylic painting of pine flat lake on a dark stained wood plaque with a gold bevel
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
excuse me, since when is thanksgiving a firework holiday?
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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faeeebaeee.bsky.social
everything in my shop is 25% for black friday and cyber monday!

www.etsy.com/au/shop/faee...
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 2d
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i’ve had a dr pepper, about four pieces of fried okra (shockingly one of the only vegetables without milk), a couple soggy fries, and a tiny bit of beans and rice, plus a great deal of overstimulation
unfunpleasures.bsky.social bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 1d
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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tenhumanyears.bsky.social
I’ve gotten one donation so far (which I’m so grateful for) so please keep sharing ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
chapter two

the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Three sepia-toned panels depicting Ed and Stede fucking on the couch. Ed is in Stede's lap and Stede's laid back against the back cushions with his belly covered in Ed's come. In the first panel, Ed's holding himself up, but in the second and third, they've got their arms around each other.
August 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i looked at my word cloud and have determined that i’m annoying about the wrong things here
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i feel like i’ve been working on chapter 19 of jamestown ferry for a literal eternity, but i just checked and it’s almost 10k words long, so maybe that’s why.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i need someone to come yell at me if i keep watching youtube videos instead of reading or writing
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
Queen Anne’s Revenge c. 2005
🖤🎸
#ofmdfanart
Album cover from A Perfect Day by Queen Anne’s Revenge, 2006. Their first hit album that launched the band into the mainstream eye. Featuring the original band lineup. Digital illustration featuring Izzy, Ivan, Fang, Ed, and Jack all in a row standing or leaning against a wall. QAR in large letters is painted on the gray background and text reading A Perfect Day is in the foreground at the bottom right. The band members are all 20 years younger than in the quoted illustration, with the most notable difference probably being Fang’s full head of hair. The band wears various outfits reflecting each of their own styles, but Izzy in particular is wearing almost the exact outfit that he wears in the quoted picture 20 years later. Ed’s expression and eye makeup here imply his kraken era.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
my mom is stressing me out and it’s not even a thanksgiving thing because i live with her full-time 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
for thanksgiving, i will probably have leftover microwaved beans in burritos (as i do most days), so have extra fun eating nice things for me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i think i'm gonna treat myself to going home early today. i dunno if it counts as a treat if it's costing me hours (and, therefore, dollars), but it sounds nice, anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
i was thinking about the next wip on my plate and how much better it would probably be if someone else wrote it, but fanfiction is the one place where my fear of mediocrity doesn't usually stand in my way, so at least there's that.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
it’s crazy to me that christmas eve? not a county holiday. new year’s eve? also not a county holiday. the day after thanksgiving, though? county holiday.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
here’s another snippet of chapter 16 of jamestown ferry to tide you over until we get it posted (and because i have nothing else to offer for wip wednesday)
“Not at all,” Stede answers with an even bigger smile, radiant in the weird yellow light of the porch. “Please do.” Ed hurries to the kitchen and finds an empty coffee can he’d set aside, filling it with a bit of water and popping the flowers in. If Anne sees them, she’ll scold him about it, so he makes a mental note to either dig out a vase or go get one from her and Mary in the next day or two. Once they’re settled enough for the time being, though– because he does quite like them and wants to make them last as long as he can– he returns to the door, where Stede’s still looking like a fucking angel in merino and polyester, perfectly content to let Ed do whatever he needs to do. “I’m not gonna sleep with you tonight,” Ed says, apropos of absolutely nothing, apparently, as he locks the apartment door and takes the arm Stede’s held out to him. Stede huffs out a laugh like he’s a little caught off-guard, but he takes it in stride, leading him to the car like Ed isn’t already being weird and hostile. “That’s perfectly fine,” he says. “I didn’t expect you to.” Ed can’t really admit to him that he’d said it more for himself than anything, so he just nods and lets go of Stede’s arm as he opens the passenger door for him. “Okay. Just saying,” he replies ineloquently, offering a tiny smile as a truce as Stede closes the door and makes his way around to the driver’s seat.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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scribophile.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM