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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · Feb 17
piña coladas — an ofmd analog media / social media au
A mustard yellow toned title card. The title text Pina Coladas, another OFMD AMAU / SMAU by faeeebaeee is laid over an old image of a record player playing a record on a table in front of 70s / 80s wallpaper
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profiles • rose 🧊
Rose Landry’s Public Twitter Profile, Circa 2010 Rose Landry @theroselandry Los Angeles, CA LA girl. Michigan Baby. "If roses did not suffer thorns on their journey to beauty, they would lose out on becoming masterpieces." About @theroselandry 1,845 Tweets 515 Following 10,702 Followers 44 Listed Recent Images 1) Rose lounging on a beach chair. 2) A headshot of Rose mid-interview. 3) Rose is on a cream couch modelling a small black dress. 4) A disgruntled Rose selfie on an airplan. Rose retweeted: Just Another User @roseyposey omg?? spotted rose landry at the rose bowl??? talk about kismet #heygirlhey 6 Oct Rose Tweeted: Rose Landry @theroselandry The Beach Episode → http://twitpic.com/jyt24v 24 Sep Rose retweeted: X-Squad Updates @xsquadttime Rose Landry officially returns as Mystic in 'X-Squad: Years of Past and Present' 23 Sep Similar to you Ilya Rozanov This is the official Twitter for Russian Actor Ilya Svetlana Vetrova Talented Model. Talent Agent. Rose’s private Twitter. In her profile picture, Rose attempts to drink both a glass of wine and an espresso martini at the same time. rose @rosecoloredglasses rosé for the rose About @ rosecoloredglasses 31 Tweets 5 Following 2 Followers Recent Images 1) Rose holds a bottle of water above her head while wearing a leopard print beanie / hat. 2) A selfie of Rose as she walks down a street with a hand bag. 3) A half blue Rose posing with a man in a red wig. 4) A camera-flashed picture of fries. Rose tweeted: rose @rosecoloredglasses how many emails about rose toy endorsements do you think my management have to filter through everyday? 6 Oct 2010 rose @rosecoloredglasses make movies shorter 2 Oct 2010 rose @rosecoloredglasses tonight, my ideal evening: a themed halloween party where i can wear a cool outfit, and there's a cheese plate 31 Oct 2010 Similar to you Shane Hollander shanehol Canadian Actor. L'habit ne fait pas le moine Miles milesandmiles (s)mile baby IMDb, circa 2010 Rose Landry Actress In her IMDB portrait, Rose is wearing a grey short sleeve sweater and pearl necklace. Official Photos » Rose Landry was born and raised in Lansing, Michigan. The youngest sister to three older brothers, Landry spent many of her childhood summers at her family's lake side cottage, or attending acting camps. At the age of 8, she was cast in her first feature film, Stolen, alongside Bill Paxton, who post-filming strongly urged her family to relocate Landry to New York to allow the starlet to pursue acting. By 2003, her career See full bio» Born: July 24, 1989 in Lansing, Michigan, USA 909 photos 167 videos 843 Articles Known For Dusty (2010) A mauve desert, a blue sky, a black and white cut out of a sand dune. Pillows (2010) A blue poster, with a single cloud and a circle halo. Under Dark (2009) A spooky red forest, flipped down the middle, to below a blue toned spookier forest. X-Squad (2009) Rose as Mystic (Mystique) from X-Squad (X-Men) Rose’s Instagram Profile, circa 2010. ROSEYLANDRY In her profile picture, Rose poses with her hands near her head, wearing a deep red blouse and maroon cardigan, in front of a dark navy backdrop. 216 photos 8423 followers 569 following Rose Landry A rose by any other name would smell as sweet Actress, Occasional Kidnap Victim www.roselandry.com Rose’s posted photos: 1) A capture of film reel, where Rose stands in a store wearing a cream outfit and sunglasses. 2) A magazine cover for ēclat, where Rose is photographed with Smokey makeup and a dark jacket and shirt. 3) A selfie of Rose being painted blue under her white leather costume.
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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i came up with something so diabolical last night and it’ll all be in Russian so I can’t be held responsible at all 👼
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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profiles • ilya 🧊

[russian assistance by @ellmercury.bsky.social ]
Ilya Rozanov’s Public Twitter Profile, circa 2010. @ilyarozanov Boston, MA This is the official Twitter for Russian Actor Ilya Rozanov. All Tweets are from Ilya Rozanov. Other accounts claiming to be Ilya Rozanov are not Ilya Rozanov. 1,221 Tweets 11 Following 6,955 Followers Recent Images 1) Ilya at an event table with a woman, wearing a black suit. 2) Ilya posed in the same suit, advertising a watch. 3) A black and white photo of Ilya in a gym. 4) A close up of Ilya’s face as a curl on his forehead is adjusted. Ilya tweeted: watched @cliffnotes new movie, it was not even that bad. but also it was not that good. 9 Oct Ilya retweeted: Rasputin Lyrics Bot Russia's greatest love machine-It was a shame how he carried on 6 Oct Svetlana Vetrova someone watch him for me http://twitpic.com/jyt14p (Image of Ilya wearing a read shirt that reads: pls do not give me a cigarette no matter what I say) 10 Aug Similar to you Shane Hollander Rose Landry Svetlana Vetrova Ilya’s Private Twitter. In his profile picture, Ilya is wearing sunglasses and a dark shirt. rozy @ilyilya not ilya. is lie. a lair told you this. About @ilyilya 74 Tweets 3 Following 3 Followers Recent Images 1) Ilya stands with his arm rested on a post in the dark. 2) Ilya is on the ground, wrestled by another man. 3) Ilya is asleep upright in bed, shirtless, with several ducks drawn over him. 4) Ilya’s side profile, with a stick or cigarette in his mouth. Ilya tweeted: eh, at least vodka cannot leave you 10 Oct Ilya retweeted: Just Another User @soleiljolina unfortunately i do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first 6 Oct Ilya tweeted: да блять, от одной сигареты ничего не будет (fuck, one cigarette won't do any harm / fuck, i can have one cigarette) @svetlanabanana 11 Aug Similar to you Ilya Rozanov ilyarozanov This is the official Twitter for Russian Actor Ilya sasha sasha sasha sashadoll Only because you don't have a dad or a bank account IMDb, circa 2010. Ilya Rozanov Actor, Model Ilya’s IMDB picture is a professional model shot, his hair slicked back as he stares down the camera, bicep to the front. Ilya, born Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov in 1991 to Grigori Rozanov and Irina Rozanova, is a Russian model and actor. At the age of 14, while still attending study, Rozanov began a budding career as a fashion model in Moscow, while also securing several international gigs after being scouted by a top agency in Los Angeles, CA. In 2007, he made his film debut at the age of 16, becoming popular in Russia due to his role in See full bio » Born: June 15, 1991 in Moscow, Russia 81 photos 141 videos 221 Articles Known For Threading the Needle (2010) Black and white poster, Ilya’s half face in a box above the title. Chirp (2010) A hand holding a smart phone within the text CHIRP, over a green background. Tender (2009) Ilya as a vampire over black. Blue Line (2008) Ilya with his hand behind his head. Ilya’s Instagram, circa 2010. ILYAROZANOV His profile picture almost matches his public Twitter: Dark clothes, bright red background, bad boy head shot, curls slightly pulled back. 81 photos 6720 followers 10 following ilya. Ни хрена себе (oh shit / oh fuck / oh my god) actor. sometimes model. always russian. moscow. boston. los angeles. www.facebook.com/ilyarovanovofficial Ilya’s posted photos: 1) He has a large fuzzy winter hat on his head as he bites at a grey shirt, exposing his stomach. 2) Ilya stands in front of a mauve backdrop at an event, wearing a suit, no tie, with his buttons half undone. 3) Ilya pours water into his mouth from a bottle, head tilted back, while wearing a white shirt with a devil figure on it. Above the red devil is ‘Gold’s’ in curved font.
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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I had to do it to ‘em 😌
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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profiles • shane 🧊
Shane Hollander’s Public Twitter Profile, circa 2010. Shane Hollander @shanehol Montreal, QC Canadian Actor. L'habit ne fait pas le moine (translates literally to “the clothes don't make the monk” and means “don't judge a book by its cover”) http://imdb.com/name/shanehollander About @shanehol 777 Tweets 212 Following 1,919 Followers 143 Listed Recent Images 1) Shane and a film employee on set, phot taken in black and white. 2) Shane candidly photographed on a stage, with flattering blue lighting. 3) A film camera view finder. 4) Shane and a director studying a script bathed in backlight. Shane has retweeted — Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me:( 6 Oct 2010 Shane has tweeted: BTS→ http://twitpic.com/jyt14v 18 Sep 2010 Biscuit is out now - http://www.biscuitfilm.com.ca w 16 Sep 2010 Similar to you Ilya Rozanov This is the official Twitter for Russian Actor Ilya Rose Landry theroselandry LA girl. Michigan Baby. Shane’s Secret Twitter profile shecret (shane secret) @hollabackboy Hollander? I hardly know 'er 4 Tweets 1 Following 1 Followers Recent Images 1) A drawing of Snoopy weightlifting. 2) An image of a river otter hugging a can of Canada Dry Ginger Ale 3) A photo of Shane in a hat with his arms hugging a large can of Canada Dry Ginger Ale 4) A photo of Shane gently holding a fluffy small dog while smiling shecret (shane secret) tweeted: I think my demons are French 7 Oct 2010 Me bulking up for this new audition http://twitpic.com/jt24sh 30 Sep 2010 (With the picture of snoopy attached) Shane has retweeted: Just Another User @1mg I'm laid back extremely uncomfortably 26 Sep 2010 Similar to you Ilya Rozanov ilyarozanov This is the official Twitter for Russian Actor Ilya Unlikely Animal Friends unlikelyanimals We’re animals and we’re friends Twitter Always wondering what's happening. IMDb Circa 2010 Shane Hollander Actor In Shane’s IMDB image, he is wearing an open leather jacket, chest exposed, and jeans. His hand is on his hip, and he smoulders off camera. Shane Hollander is a Canadian Actor. He was raised by Yuna and David Hollander, and began acting as a child as a member of the Ottawa Children's Theatre. After spending his early and teen years in Ottawa, Hollander moved to Montreal, Quebec, to follow a promising career in performance, studying a Bachelor of Arts (Drama and Theatre) at McGill University. He made his movie debut at age 17 in the French-Canadian film Born: May 10, 1991 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 24 photos, 42 videos, 12 Articles Known For Biscuit (2010) Two hockey sticks facing off on the ice, with an actual biscuit as the puck. Beauty (2010) A wistful Shane, above two hands holding on a table. Apple (2009) A photo of campers in the forest overlaid a green yellow background. Sin Bin (2009) A black and white cell shaded face of a woman. Shane’s Instagram, circa 2010. SHANEHOL 147 photos 1990 followers 23following Shane Hollander Actor by day. Sleeping actor by night. Montréal, Quebec. Inquiries: mgmt@shanehollander.com.ca www.facebook.com/shanehollander In Shane’s profile picture, he is laid back on his forearms, wearing a rolled up soft yellow sweater and cream boxer pants. His three posted photos: 1) Shane wears a white singlet, posing in black and white, his arm behind his head as he shows off his bicep and bicep tattoo. 2) Shane stands in a concrete building thoroughfare, wearing a button down and jorts (jean shorts), his arms crossed and he speaks with another casually dressed man. 3) Analog film photo of a film set. Two crew members work a complex and professional camera set up.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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disclaimers [see below]🧊

cross-posting to:

ao3 • archiveofourown.org/users/faeeeb...

twitter / x • x.com/faeeebaeee?s...
A stack of script paper. The top page reads: FADE IN: 1. INT. DISCLAIMERS - NIGHT (into the phone) This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise stated, all names, characters, businesses, places, and events are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons or actual events is coincidental. LOTTIE (CONT' D) Rated E for Explicit. (pause) LOTTIE (CONT'D) I do not speak Russian or French. If any words / phrases / sentences / translations are incorrect, please let me know. LOTTIE (CONT'D) Actions and/or viewpoints expressed by the characters in this work do not automatically reflect my opinions. This work is not meant to educate or serve as a moral example. FADE TO BLACK. 2. INT. NOTES - CONTINUOUS LOTTIE NO AI - Everything within is imperfectly human. LOTTIE (CONT'D) Slow updates.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Ahss i still use this as a sticker all the time
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by 🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒
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QRT with something only the #OFMD fandom would understand
(thanks @faeeebaeee.bsky.social )
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by 🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒
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143 Misfire
sevensugars.bsky.social Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 18h
QRT with something only the #OFMD fandom would understand

I’ll start.

Luxury face cream.
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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RIN!!!
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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cold read • a heated rivalry smau

synopsis 🧊

After Russian rising star Ilya Rozanov outshines him for the leading man role in 2011's hottest romcom, Shane Hollander battles to become Hollywood's newest IT boy.
A blue tinted screenplay script sits on a brown wooden tabletop. The cover page reads: COLD READ written by Lottie D based on the works of Rachel Reid & Jacob Tierney After Russian rising star Ilya Rozanov outshines him for the leading man role in 2011's hottest romcom, up-and-coming actor Shane Hollander battles to become Hollywood's newest IT boy. Twitter:@faeeebaeee Bluesky: faeeebaeee A03: faeeebaeee First Draft: January 2026
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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cold read • a #hollanov social media actor au 🧊
An artistic render of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov in the style of an indie movie— a close up on their brown and blue eyes, their temples pressed together. The title, Cold Read strikes through their eyes, in bold, blue, caps lock letters. Written above, in the white text: A social media au original. Below are film credits— Written by Faeee Baeee. Directed by Lottie Dottie. Music by Peter Peter. Screenplay by L. D. B. Bottie.
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by 🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒
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😔
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Literally me everyone time I come across that song 😌
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Reposted by 🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒
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Getting teary eyed in this hair salon in big 2026 bc Escape (The Piña Colada Song) is playing on the aux 🥹🥰🍹
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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time is but a circle 😌
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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i think ive seen this film before,,,
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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SO BACK
January 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
faeeebaeee.bsky.social
Yess i love that all my friends are here!!
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by 🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒
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I'm not sure either of us have let go exactly.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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MADIIIII !!
January 9, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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Yes hockey!! 🥅
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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okay, fine, hockey

#heatedrivalry #hollanov
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words in the arms of the angel written below her
ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words in the arms of the angel written below her
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM