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Eat an apple for God's sake!
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Eat an apple for God's sake!
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
I'm supposed to send you to doggie heaven.
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I'm supposed to send you to doggie heaven.
You've heard of me?
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
You've heard of me?
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
I thought Blackbeard didn't feel fear? ❦ And I didn't. Until today.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I thought Blackbeard didn't feel fear? ❦ And I didn't. Until today.
Have you ever been sketched?
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Have you ever been sketched?
And what makes Ed happy?
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
And what makes Ed happy?
Eddie was crazy to let you go.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Eddie was crazy to let you go.
Don't you say that word!
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Don't you say that word!
Are you stalling because you think Blackbeard's gonna murder you?
February 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Are you stalling because you think Blackbeard's gonna murder you?
Couldn't help but notice that Captain got under your skin. ❦ What? Pftf, no. ❦ Hmmk.
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Couldn't help but notice that Captain got under your skin. ❦ What? Pftf, no. ❦ Hmmk.
Sometimes sea captains drift apart.
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Sometimes sea captains drift apart.
Yes, yes, they look like clouds, because they are i n d e e d clouds. But if you just put some fucking imagination into it, man.
February 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Yes, yes, they look like clouds, because they are i n d e e d clouds. But if you just put some fucking imagination into it, man.
Right, that's... It's so permanent, isn't it? A lot of those. Which, I, I like them. But is there something perhaps... less so? Like a stun move?
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Right, that's... It's so permanent, isn't it? A lot of those. Which, I, I like them. But is there something perhaps... less so? Like a stun move?
Best not assume we know anything at all, Mum.
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Best not assume we know anything at all, Mum.
I don't care what any of you say. He's actually a good guy.
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I don't care what any of you say. He's actually a good guy.
We've got a fuckery on our hands!
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
We've got a fuckery on our hands!
I wasn't being sarcastic, that's just how I talk.
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I wasn't being sarcastic, that's just how I talk.
Can't be worse than you moaning 𝐸𝑑, 𝑜ℎ 𝐸𝑑, all night long.
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Can't be worse than you moaning 𝐸𝑑, 𝑜ℎ 𝐸𝑑, all night long.
Good! I'm glad it hurt! It's supposed to fucking hurt! That's the point of headbutts!
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Good! I'm glad it hurt! It's supposed to fucking hurt! That's the point of headbutts!
Can't be worse than you moaning 𝐸𝑑, 𝑜ℎ 𝐸𝑑, all night long.
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Can't be worse than you moaning 𝐸𝑑, 𝑜ℎ 𝐸𝑑, all night long.
Do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?
I'm just looting this library! But I'm replacing all the books I've looted with ones I've already read!
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I'm just looting this library! But I'm replacing all the books I've looted with ones I've already read!