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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3h

What does a Viceroy do? ❦ Whatever the fuck he wants, babe.

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 7h

before I knew it they grabbed him. I tried to warn him. But it was too late. The creature had him now, in his grasp. Flinging him around before wringing him out like a fucking bar rag. And that poor wretch was my dad.

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 7h

There I was, just a young waif on a late night walk. There, I see an old drunkard stumbling home past the old stone wall. And there, out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of something stirring in the brine. Some sort of hideous creature. It's tentacles, they rise up out of the water and

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 11h

You don't get food when you've been invaded! You live at my pleasure!

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 15h

I'm not fucking sewing.

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 19h

I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry!

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 23h

I always outsource the big job.

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

You n e v e r sailed with Blackbeard.

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

When you get old, if you don't wanna work any more you can just give up, I guess.

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhhhh, a pirate's life sounds just right
Sounds quite nice I could say that twice.
Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life
Pirate's life, short but nice
foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

Heyyy, there he is!

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Blackbeard? ❦ Hm? No I'm Blackbeard.

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

And what makes Ed happy?

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d

We've just run aground. It happens to everyone.

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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d

Quite simple really. The colour of this mornings sky, coupled by the brisk westerly wind made me think we'd be safe. Then the shape of the clouds confirmed it.