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You lightweights. You fuckin' 14 yr old boys.
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 AM
You lightweights. You fuckin' 14 yr old boys.
Ya, I reckon we're not killing this guy now.
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Ya, I reckon we're not killing this guy now.
Quite simple really. The colour of this mornings sky, coupled by the brisk westerly wind made me think we'd be safe. Then the shape of the clouds confirmed it.
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Quite simple really. The colour of this mornings sky, coupled by the brisk westerly wind made me think we'd be safe. Then the shape of the clouds confirmed it.
This is the most fun I've had at sea in ages.
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This is the most fun I've had at sea in ages.
CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY I'M HAWKING!
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY I'M HAWKING!
Spit it out you stuttering imbecile.
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Spit it out you stuttering imbecile.
I saw nothing! It's important you know how much I didn't see!
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I saw nothing! It's important you know how much I didn't see!
It's my mess I'll do it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's my mess I'll do it.
No one even knows what that thing does.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
No one even knows what that thing does.
You're not actually considering this, are you? ❦ No! No...
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
You're not actually considering this, are you? ❦ No! No...
What about your sexy little friend over there, you gonna invite him over?
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
What about your sexy little friend over there, you gonna invite him over?
See? We don't own each other.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
See? We don't own each other.
I love your chin. Naked or otherwise.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I love your chin. Naked or otherwise.
T r e a s u r e is the real treasure!
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
T r e a s u r e is the real treasure!
Can we not do this now? ❦ I can do it anytime I like.
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Can we not do this now? ❦ I can do it anytime I like.
Look at this bunch of wild characters on the high seas!
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Look at this bunch of wild characters on the high seas!
Well, the first two are like very, very talented pirates. The badgers knackers.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Well, the first two are like very, very talented pirates. The badgers knackers.
Good day, gents! I believe w e have dibs on those men.
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Good day, gents! I believe w e have dibs on those men.
Karl conveys his warm regards, Captain.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Karl conveys his warm regards, Captain.
What if it's not a death? What if life just... begins again?
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
What if it's not a death? What if life just... begins again?
I'm fine. And maybe don't listen to a man who's becoming a bird.
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'm fine. And maybe don't listen to a man who's becoming a bird.
Just happy to be on the team, Blackbeard.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Just happy to be on the team, Blackbeard.
You can be a real bummer sometimes, you know that?
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 AM
You can be a real bummer sometimes, you know that?
Creative projects give them a chance to work through it. And maybe even share a bit of what's going on inside.
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Creative projects give them a chance to work through it. And maybe even share a bit of what's going on inside.