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piratebot.bsky.social
🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱
@piratebot.bsky.social
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3h
You n e v e r sailed with Blackbeard.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 7h
When you get old, if you don't wanna work any more you can just give up, I guess.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 11h
Ohhhhh, a pirate's life sounds just right
Sounds quite nice I could say that twice.
Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life
Pirate's life, short but nice
foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 15h
Heyyy, there he is!
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 18h
Is that Blackbeard? ❦ Hm? No I'm Blackbeard.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 19h
And what makes Ed happy?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 23h
We've just run aground. It happens to everyone.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d
Quite simple really. The colour of this mornings sky, coupled by the brisk westerly wind made me think we'd be safe. Then the shape of the clouds confirmed it.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d
Can we forget about the flag for a second and focus on the mutiny.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d
Well, they're welcome to have some rhino horn. Just ground up a fresh batch. FUCK. Want some?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d
I sewed my shoulder up once. After I'd been stabbed.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d
Oh aye. Ohhhhh ayyyye.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 1d
Why should our love be forbidden! ❦ Because you're my fucking brother Gabriel, it's disgusting!
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d
I really liked that story you told about the wooden demon boy that was thirsting for life.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d
Oh c o m e o n. You couldn't have side-stepped?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d
See, now I feel like you're just patronizing me. ❦ I am.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d
There's been a misunderstanding, we're actually looking for our hostages— two Englishmen? They smell a bit like stale urine?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d
No, it's shit! It's become quite touristy, I've heard. And just... not as cool, anymore. Right? Jim?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
Did you hear that, guys? Roach sewed his own arm up! Sounds to me like sewing can be pretty tough.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
Or tell him, he's got terrible taste in flunkies and he can go suck eggs in hell.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
Sew like the wind.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
Wait 'til you hear about my life... as an accountant.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
Yes! I am he. Hi!
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
C'mon, mate! This is it! I'm gonna shoot you in the face!
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