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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
roach’s malewife
@oatmilktruther.bsky.social
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im abs im 28 my pronouns are they/them and im just trying to be the most esoteric clown at the circus https://archiveofourown.org/users/oatmilktruther
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
THE LONGER YOU LIVE THE HIGHER THE RENT!!!! and then currently my playlist is set to transition directly into THE DAYS GO BY WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND which is just. an experience
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
writing lucius and stede interacting is possibly the mos important thing i can ever do. imagine if a cunty old queen had a gay best friend
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
for those of you that will be seeing their family on thursday my goal is to drop 20k of horny-sad-sad-sad-sad-horny wednesday night to make it easier. or worse. probably worse
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
i like writing gay couples playing board games together this is a subtle nod to the fact that i am gay and autistic
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
wip wednesday on a sunday. im doing evil t4t as is my wont
Back to stand, practically chest to chest, no other space in this bathroom for more, and he can't, he can't fucking do this. Friendship, maybe, but this syrupy sweet intimacy, all this shit he can't have. He'd spit it at her like a curse yesterday, girlfriend, but the truth is, even after everything, every fucking thing, he still wants it. Still wants her. Can feel it in his body, gnawing, aching, begging for her to step closer. But he can't. Can't stand another shot to the heart, another no, another I don't want— Once was enough. So he raises up his hands, and he can feel them trembling, as he places them on her arms, and he can hear her sharp intake of breath as he scrunches his eyes closed against it all, against the words that crawl free as he gently pushes her away. "Please," he says, feeble and small. "Please, Stede. Don't. I can't. I can't fucking take it." There's a pause, a moment scooped out, echoing and hollow, and then her voice, resounding in the same pitch. "Okay," she says. "I'm sorry," she says. And then she walks away and then he can breathe.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
im goinv to become the joker
screenshot showing “sunset today 4:04 pm”, “last light 4:59 pm”, “total daylight 6hr 37min”
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
really really hard to believe the mantra that 6pm is not late and theres so much day left after 6pm and you can still do things after 6pm when the sun set at FOUR O CLOCK
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
picking this back up after 4 months because i missed tfem stede
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · Jul 7
oh hey okay happy #sexualsunday please enjoy t4t fuckin
“Ed,” she says, and it’s threading through, pitching into a whine, and Ed’s glad it’s not just him, glad that he’s here, doing this with her, glad that he finally, finally gets to touch her, be touched by her, the way he’s been idly dreaming about for fuckin years. “Yeah, Stede, yeah,” he answers back, just to say her name, just to feel it nestled in his chest the way it belongs. And then she shifts back, fucks in, sets a rhythm that builds so fast, so good, that if he wants to keep up, he needs to get a hand on his cock. He lets go of her hip, already missing the give of it in his hand, but he needs. He reaches down, but before he can land on target, Stede has a grip around his wrist, is tugging up, and then she shifts, rolls him over onto his belly, following so close behind that she doesn’t even pull out, and then the whole weight of her is pressing him, trapped arm to chest to hips, deep into the mattress. “Oh no,” she says. “Save that for me.” The sound he makes is strangled, probably intended to be the words oh fuck, or holy shit, or mary mother of fucking god, but by the time it scrabbles out of his throat, it’s nothing close, just a whole god damned mess of needy, needy want. “Mmm, yes,” she says into his neck, and then she bites at his shoulder, and then she shifts her hips, and fuck, fuck, because that fucking angle, she’s not just inside of him, she’s digging in, grabbing up all his pleasure, all those pressure points, and dragging it straight out of him. And with her laying above him, pressed all along his back, it’s all that soft, all the comfortable, cozy, warm and press, burying him in the mattress and only urging him to burrow in deeper, to let her lay him out and flatten him like gooey, whiny, drippy wet pancake.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
everyone shut up lock in and listen to only skin on repeat
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
I HAVE WASHED A THOUSAND SPIDERS DOWN THE DRAIN!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
tfem stede pissing mary off when shes pregnant because mary keeps complaining about how much she hates it and stede, egg yet uncracked, keeps saying snippy things because deep down shes jealous mary gets to have babies and she doesnt
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
me, for 5 straight yrs: hey im suffering and im experiencing [textbook PCOS symptoms]
every doctor ive seen that whole time: we just have no idea what could possibly be wrong. not PCOS tho
me, knowing nothing because i didnt go to 8 years of med school: okay
my new doctor within 15 seconds: its PCOS
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
i like posting about stuff that happened in fics i wrote like its universal canon knowledge no one has complained yet so im taking that as oermission
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
what is going on with ed that he wrote an entire books worth of romantic poetry in less than two months AND it was good enough to get past his editor. i love
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
deeply deeply deeply sad about my neglected childhood tonight. like jesus fucking christ. anyways. time to give ed another baby he will love so much and take such good care of to cope
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
the good news is i think im coming back to the fishing captain one
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 2d
i have so many wips laying around based on the premise “i wanna write ed doing somethingg i think is sexy”. like rip to my two separate sk8er boi ed aus the one where hes a fishing captain etc eyc
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
im sorry to everyone whos been caught in the trap of me posting joanna newsom lyrics with no context and responded to them sincerely. it will happen again i am sure
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
i have so many wips laying around based on the premise “i wanna write ed doing somethingg i think is sexy”. like rip to my two separate sk8er boi ed aus the one where hes a fishing captain etc eyc
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
a parent at my daycare job was like “yo my job hires entry level positions at $14.50 an hour” and i said sick, took the job, never left the company due to health insurance, and 7 yrs later have managed to leverage that and all the fanfic ive written into a writing job for the same company. never kys
recursecenter.bsky.social Recurse Center @recursecenter.bsky.social · 14d
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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lovedhands.bsky.social
Stede's random bruises he gets from bumping into things on the ship he had custom built
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
hello yes here is the deeply unserious as promised. the deeply deeply unserious. its a lot of fun
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
i am going to post something deeply unserious later tonight just in time for all my mutuals except the aussie based ones to be asleep once again the alaska-australia alliance remains strong
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
you guys have got to stop making jokes and headcanons that rest on the premise that ed doesn’t havd knowledge or insight it would contextually make sense for him to have but dont worry because someone white he’s associated with will teach him about it :)
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
oatmilktruther.bsky.social
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts youve seen:

[i live in alaska and more than that i dont go outside voice]
- the opening act for portugal the man before i had an autism meltdown and went home
- beyonce
- orville peck
- that is all thank u good night
ferventemily.bsky.social ferventemily @ferventemily.bsky.social · 4d
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen (oof I really should keep a list! I’m 95% sure this is accurate 😅)

- Grizzly Bear
- HAIM
- Sunflower Bean
- Father John Misty
- Sharon Van Etten
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 4d
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen (i think this is right, unless I'm forgetting...)

- Lorde
- Chappell Roan
- My Morning Jacket
- Beyonce
- Kelsy Karter
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM