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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

a little glass vial! and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery!

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

now that im on tidal i think i have a real shot at making zydrate anatomy my top listened to song of the year

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

WHAT THE FUCK

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

just a quick question

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE

hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 9h

"Your highness."

The new knight's eyes burned with passion as they lifted Prince Oluwande's hand. Soft lips pressing to his skin - tender, intimate, full of desire.

The Prince barely held in a gasp. His hand had been kissed a hundred times before, but never like this...

#TealOranges #OFMDart

Digital art of Oluwande and Jim from OFMD, drawn as a prince and knight respectively. Jim is lifting Oluwande's hand and pressing a kiss to his knuckles, while looking at Oluwande with bedroom eyes. Oluwande stares at them with wide eyes.

Oluwande is wearing his Prince Azi costume with a circlet crown. Jim wears a full knight's plate armour, decorated with orange blossom engravings. They also wear a teal cape and a sword dangly earring. The background is grey to orange ombre, with a teal and gold border.

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hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 9h

"Your highness."

The new knight's eyes burned with passion as they lifted Prince Oluwande's hand. Soft lips pressing to his skin - tender, intimate, full of desire.

The Prince barely held in a gasp. His hand had been kissed a hundred times before, but never like this...

#TealOranges #OFMDart

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

hey hank?

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 7h

[said like my tummy hirts] yayyy

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 8h

no it was great i hope upu do it again

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 8h

i like hymn to virgil and all but it does read like i wrote it in 28 days. meanwhile ode to divorce does not at all read like i wrote it in 15 days so who knows whats going on ip there

roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 10h

hhhhhh myyyyy goddddddddd get me that post about being too sat, theyre asking me to leave but im simply too sat

roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 14h

so if you want to go from zero to crying your eyes out in ten minutes or less i can endorse 👍

cappy @cappyy.bsky.social · 1d

i'm finally writing for whumptober!! (it's kinda late hope the admins don't mind...)

fulfilling today's prompts: voicemail, bleeding out, modern au.

(content warning for major character death and death of a pet)

archiveofourown.org/works/72156511

image of a rainy window with a screenshot of a fic description overtop.

little talks
captain_cappy
Summary:
“Ed, darling. I don’t think I’m going to be home— hmm. I don’t. I don’t think I’m going to be home in time for supper. I’m sorry. I just might be a little bit late—”

Ed saves the message. He wipes his eyes with the hand he holds his phone with, not wanting to let Mummy see him cry.

“See? He’s perfectly fine," he tells her. She looks up at him with eyes like galaxies. "Just you and me for dinner tonight, though.”

Mummy meows.

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for whumptober day 8, "modern au", "bleeding out", & "voicemail".

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 14h

holy shit these look amazing, thank you for sharing the recipe i’m gonna have to try this

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 16h

thank god

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 16h

and he cant wait to unwrap his present 🥰🥰🥰

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 17h

exxaaaaaaccttllyy. stede tying a big floppy ribbon on it in a bow so big you cant even see his dick anymore but who cares because its a sweet kittle present just for stede

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 17h

i love ed with a little penis. love him showing stede for the first time and being like ugh whatever i know its not Blackbeard’s Massive Swangin Cock just dont laugh and stede being absolutely in love with it and being like actually its the perfect mouthful darling 🥰🥰

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 17h

bored at work, in my mind ed and stede are attempting to have sex when ed has a micro penis and stede cant get hard but they’re still determined get someones dick in someones ass before the night is over. theres lube everywhere, holes are gaping, theyre giggling a lot

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

never apologize for that

roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

the baby ends up actually named stabby because who is stede to stand in the way of the movement of democracy

Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 1d

The crew are demanding that stede name his baby stabby (stede babby)

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 1d

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

on the ground wailing

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 1d

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 1d

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 1d

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

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