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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈
@serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
The crew celebrate Pete's birthday on Black Friday because he says birthdays are for wimps and won't tell anyone when it is. Everyone except Lucius is running round the Republic of Pirates haggling for the cheapest gifts known to man. Frenchie is giving him the gift of an investment opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 8. They're both staring into the middle distance while Stede says some nonsense about insane foliage and Ed's probably thinking about how bad he wants to ride that dick, idk
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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stedebonnet.bsky.social
i did this :) on purpose
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
my my, how the turn tables

WIPWednesday from a future chapter of RWYLM. Being friends is going great, and Ed is definitely not jealous...
STEDE’S LIKE: I’M SURE YOU’LL FIGURE IT OUT. BACK IN THE DAY, I REMEMBER YOU COULDN’T GO A MORE THAN A COUPLE HOURS WITHOUT SOME BURST OF INSPIRATION FINDING YOU. YOU WERE ALWAYS JOTTING THINGS DOWN ON ANY SCRAP OF PAPER YOU COULD FIND. PRETTY SURE YOU WROTE MOST OF THE CHORUS TO LUNATIC ON MY ARM IN EYELINER WHILE WE WERE AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY ED JUST STARES AT HIM, THROWN STEDE: WHAT? ED COUGHS, SHRUGS IT OFF. YEAH, I DUNNO… I GUESS. STILL CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KEPT MY OLD PIANO, MATE. NEVER WRITTEN SO MUCH IN MY LIFE AS I DID ON THAT CLUNKY OLD THING STEDE HESITATES, THEN OFFERS: WELL, IF YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP…YOU’RE WELCOME TO USE IT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, WHILE YOU’RE HERE IN TOWN ED’S NOT SURE WHY, BUT THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF BEING BACK IN THAT HOUSE—THEIR HOUSE—SITTING AT THAT PIANO AGAIN, TRYING TO POUR HIS HEART OUT….FUCK SENSING ED’S HESITATION, STEDE ADDS: YOU CAN EVEN DO IT WHEN I’M NOT THERE, IF THAT’S YOUR CONCERN! HERE—HE FISHES IN HIS POCKET FOR HIS KEYS. TAKES ONE OFF THE RING, HANDS IT TO ED. ED’S HEART STOPS WHEN HE SEES IT. IT’S HIS OLD KEY. THE HELLO KITTY PRINTED ONE THAT STEDE MADE FOR HIM WHEN THEY FIRST MOVED INTO THE COTTAGE ED LEFT IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE WHEN HE RAN AWAY STEDE’S BEEN CARRYING IT AROUND ON HIS KEY RING THIS WHOLE TIME STEDE SHRUGS: SENTIMENTAL OF ME, I KNOW. SORRY. ED KEEPS STARING AT THE KEY, DOESN’T RESPOND. YEAH OK, THANKS. HE POCKETS THE KEY. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE, UNTIL THEY’RE INTERRUPTED BY THE SHOP DOOR JINGLING UP FRONT STEDE LOOKS AROUND—CAN’T FIND LUCIUS ONE SEC, HE TELLS ED, AND GETS UP TO CHECK ON THE CUSTOMER JUST A MOMENT, ED HEARS STEDE CALL AS HE STEPS AWAY—BUT THEN HE STOPS ABRUPTLY, STANDING BETWEEN TWO SHELVES, STARING AT WHOMEVER JUST WALKED IN THAT ED CAN’T SEE OH! STEDE SAYS. HENRY! AND THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE TONE OF HIS VOICE THAT MAKES ED’S EARS PERK UP. THAT MAKES HIS BRAIN GO: WHO THE FUCK’S THIS HENRY THEN? STEDE! HE HEARS SOMEONE CALL BACK, TONE WARM AND AFFECTIONATE. VERY SURREPTIOUSLY, ED SCOOTS HIS CHAIR BACK AWAY FROM THE TABLE SO THAT HE CAN PEER DOWN THE LENGTH OF ONE OF THE AISLES TOWARDS THE DOOR THERE’S A GUY STANDING THERE. BROWN MAN, MAYBE SOUTH ASIAN, WITH MOSTLY BLACK HAIR JUST STARTING TO STREAK WITH SALT AT THE TEMPLES AND CHUNKY FRAMED GLASSES. HE’S GOT A KID WITH HIM—A LITTLE GIRL, MAYBE SEVEN, WEARING A FRANKLY FABULOUS LAVENDER FAUX FUR COAT THAT GOES DOWN HER ANKLES HENRY: AND THIS IS NOOR, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER? WE’RE JUST PASSING THROUGH ON OUR WAY TO TAKE NOOR TO HER MOM’S, AND I REMEMBERED THIS PLACE—WAS SORT OF HOPING YOU’D BE IN STEDE GREETS THE KID ENTHUSIASTICALLY: YES OF COURSE! HELLO, NOOR. HOW ARE THE HORSEBACK RIDING LESSONS GOING? THE GIRL IMMEDIATELY STARTS CHATTERING AWAY ABOUT HER FAVORITE HORSES AT THE STABLE, AND STEDE LISTENS ALONG ATTENTIVELY ED, HOWEVER, IS STILL STARING AT THE OTHER GUY. HENRY. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? THIS HANDSOME DILF IN HIPSTER GLASSES WITH THE CUTE KID? THIS FUCKER WHO’S STARING AT STEDE—ED’S HUSBAND, SORTA, TECHNICALLY—LIKE HE’S HIS FAVORITE DAYDREAM COME TO LIFE? HOW DO HE AND STEDE KNOW EACH OTHER?
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
not even 8 am and this fic already ruined the rest of my life by being too good GO READ IT WHAT THE FUCK
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 2d
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✨🔥😌🔥✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
Edward study
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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clairegregoryau.bsky.social
I’ve often said I’m working my way through every special interest I’ve had in my entire life in fic 😂 I’ve written so many that I made a collection (it has 24 fics in it):

archiveofourown.org/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
self-induljennt.bsky.social Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 3d
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
toast with a crunch crunch crunch
ed teach in the i just got my back blown out by the gentleman pirate robe carrying a breakfast in bed tray and holding toast in his mouth because he snac (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
tealoranges 🥰
Olu and Jim based on that one bts photo smiling and having a nice time teal and yellow colors :) #ofmd #ofmdart
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
hiiiiiii gongeous :)
a digital drawing of Ed Teach, looking to the right with a soft expression on his face, one hand on his tummy and the other hanging down by his side. he’s shirtless with visible top surgery scars and heart-shaped pierced nipples, and he’s wearing leather pants with three cutouts on either side from hip to thigh that leave little slivers of skin exposed. the drawing is shaded in desaturated shades of purple, and the background is a pastel purple with a white border.
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
fuckin rhea seehorn man
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
hi pals! I know I told some people that the next RWYLM chapters would be coming this weekend but I fucked up my shoulder and it's slowed me down some (i'm fine i promise!)

you all are lovely and i know there's no pressure, but i promised updates when i could so here's a snip to tide you over 💜
By the time Ed was all dressed and ready to go, the tree service people were apparently only just arriving, so he and Stede had some time to kill before they could hit the road. They decided to have breakfast down in the farm’s restaurant, which would’ve all been fine and good and—dare Ed say it—chill, except then Stede went and proposed that they swap shirts. Stede’s had long sleeves, you see, to cover up Ed’s tattoos while they were out and about in public, so that was really only logical. He had a point, and Ed couldn’t come up with a better solution, so the next thing he knew he was back in the bathroom, pulling on Stede’s slightly-too-large button-down, which still somehow smelled like Stede in spite of being doused in rainwater yesterday. He left it unbuttoned down to his sternum, because what the hell—he was still Ed Teach. As they ate, though, Ed began to fear that perhaps he’d miscalculated. He caught Stede staring down his gaping neckline a few times, but he couldn’t even be properly smug about that because fucking christ he definitely hadn’t realized just how tight his old Butthole Surfers t-shirt would be on Stede. Those arms oughta come with a warning label. Did Stede work out now? Ed had a whole ass personal trainer and sometimes he even actually went to the sessions instead of just cancelling them last minute, and he didn’t have fucking arms like that. Was owning a bookshop really that sweat-intensive, building Stede muscles like that? Ed tried to focus on his food—just as fucking delicious as last night: ricotta pancakes with lemon and chamomile syrup and white chocolate pastry cream and a scattering of flower petals overtop—and he somehow managed to not ask his sorta-ex-husband if he thought he could bench press Ed, which (in Ed’s view) was a show of remarkable restraint. “So I told her, Carol—that’s not Battus philenor, that’s obviously Limenitis arthemis, as any child would know.” Across the table, Stede was rambling on about the latest drama in the Amateur Lepidopterist’s of New England group while he picked at his omelet. “I just assumed she would want to know about the mix-up, but she’s the one who started making ad hominem attacks!” Ed made a vague hum of agreement and stuffed more pancake in his mouth, letting the sound of Stede bitching about Carol’s choice of font in her listserv emails wash right over him. It was relaxing, in a way. Like there was some corner of his soul that had never left. Like they did this every morning over breakfast. The thought gave Ed a small pang of grief, but he ignored it. They were going to be friends. And when they were friends, that meant that Ed could grab brunch with Stede when he came home for visits, listen to him pop off about shit like this any time he wanted. “Honestly, I’d take Comic Sans over this nonsense! Curlz, in 2025? I’d say it’s deranged, but frankly I think that’s insulting to insane people—I’ve known plenty of nutters with exquisite taste.” That jolted a laugh out of Ed, and he nearly choked on a bite of pancake. Across the table, Stede beamed at him. Friends.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Fans of the Conchords like male butt cheeks too, fyi 🍑

#OFMDTVAU #ofmd #fotc #ofmdfanart
Ed dressed as Bret, with his striped sweater and holding a hot dog sign. Stede dressed as slutty Murray, with beige jacket, red shorts and a backpack. Stede also has a goatee
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
😳 4 😏 relationship
Ed Teach looking at Stede Bonnet in astonishment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5, after Stede causes chaos on purpose during his game of Stark Revelations
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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gentlethempirate.bsky.social
guess what? it’s that time of the year again 🙂‍↕️ (hallmark gentlebeard fanart season) 🎄✨
crusty picture of gentlebeard fanart digital sketch
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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babykittenteach.bsky.social
12/23/23
Three close-ups focusing on Stede's hands and Ed's neck. The first, helping him put on the cravat. The second, putting on the cat collar. The third, holding up a day collar necklace.
November 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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babykittenteach.bsky.social
03/01/24
Comics-y drawing of two Eds, back to back, one in his leathers looking angry and holding a dagger, the other in his blue rob looking happy, holding a breakfast tray.
November 10, 2024 at 7:58 PM