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Owen | 30s | transmasc | (they/them) | mostly gay pirates 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | lots of 🔞 | fake_geek_boy on ao3!
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 8. They're both staring into the middle distance while Stede says some nonsense about insane foliage and Ed's probably thinking about how bad he wants to ride that dick, idk
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
tealoranges 🥰
Olu and Jim based on that one bts photo smiling and having a nice time teal and yellow colors :) #ofmd #ofmdart
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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akans.bsky.social
It's Big Bang time again! It's here!!!
Got the pleasure (heh) of working with the wonderful @lizzyleo.bsky.social on a couple of VERY NFSW illustrations for her BB fic, alongside @samwtf.bsky.social 🧡
You can zoom in on this one as much as you like in chapter 2 >:3c
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
Explicit illustration of Stede enjoying one of the toys. He's laying naked on his bed, hand gripping the sheets and head thrown back.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
AU FREE TO GOOD HOME!
Was just reading about oviposition, as you do, and I found the most Ed-coded person who makes the Ovipositor.

Someone needs to make this into an AU.
The Ovipositor replicates the feeling of being impregnated with eggs. How did you get involved in all this stuff? I had tried everything else: I had owned a restaurant and managed many other businesses and had many successes. However, in all of my jobs I would work my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me there. I’m ambitious, and though I don’t consider myself greedy, I always wanted to push myself for more independence and freedom to do the things I wanted to do. And freedom is helping people insert eggs into themselves for sexual gratification? Let’s face it, there are three things that will always sell: Food, death, and sex. I tried food service and decided after managing three restaurants and owning one that it was the same thing, day in and day out, and it didn’t look like that was going to change much. Death didn’t really interest me. I wanted something more fun. Something that breaks the monotony of people’s days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them what you do.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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parsifon.bsky.social
It’s bedtime, and Alma and Louis won again. Ed finds it hilarious, Stede not that much. He’ll have to exfoliate his face twice as much as usually !
#ofmd #ofmdAU
Drawing of Ed taking a photo of Stede having his hair brushed and his makeup done by Alma and Louis Stede in blue pajamas sitting on his bed is having his hair brushed and makeup done. Alma behind him standing on the bed is wearing purple pajamas. Louis is on Stede’s lap, clumsily applying lipstick to Stede’s face. His pajama is red.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Saturday was my 4 year top surgery anniversary. I don't have any new selfies, but a while ago I did a class where you send the instructor a risque photo and she turns it into a paint-by-numbers. I've taken a lot of photos that feel like trans joy, but this (and the painting) is one of my favourites.
A white nonbinary person with short brown hair. They're shirtless, with visible top surgery scars and no nipples. Their elbows are raised and bent, with their hands behind their neck. Their eyes are closed. A colourful painted rendition of the photo in oranges and reds with a patchy purple and blue background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
here, have some tealoranges sunshine to start off the week right 🩵🧡

#ofmdbts
A behind the scenes picture from ofmd season 2 of samson and vico in costume sitting cuddled up together, samson is leaning into vico who's smiling big with their eyes closed
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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bolt451.bsky.social
"you came back!"
"I never left"
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
+ just the veil
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
fakegeekboy.bsky.social
I'm (probably briefly) back on The Apps™️ for the first time in years and boy oh boy do I not remember how to start a conversation with an attractive stranger to save my fucking life 💀
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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theonion.com
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.

Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.

Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
Podfic title card. A cartoon group of queer people wearing bright clothes and holding various flags under a wobbly painted rainbow. Text reads Free Dad Hugs by adhduck, podfic by happydaiz.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
Happy #MarketMonday!! #OFMD fandom, reskeet with your shop links!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
#ofmd
Stede bringing Ed his tea with a dollop of milk and seven sugars (it wouldn’t be the same with six)
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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adhdedteach.bsky.social
commission :)

art is for this fic here! archiveofourown.org/works/62054719

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #stedebonnet #edwardteach
digital drawing of ed teach and stede bonnet from our flag means death in a modern cafe setting, they're sitting opposite each other and are enjoying each other's company. there's a slice of cake on the table between them and two mugs of tea. stede is wearing an apron, ed is wearing a sheer black top with gold flowers, leather pants and high heeled boots.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Presented without comment 😌
A bag of coffee that says "Decaf Steady Hands"
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
stede bonnet at the start of a modern au
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
😳 4 😏 relationship
Ed Teach looking at Stede Bonnet in astonishment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5, after Stede causes chaos on purpose during his game of Stark Revelations
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
my tumblr feed did a thing and it did me considerable psychic damage
2 tumblr posts in a row - top one is a text post: flowerais-deactivated20211031 you are loved. on quiet days that feel meaningless, during long nights when loneliness consumes you, when you’re reminiscing and grieving the past, on good days that feel like warmth and light, always remember that you are loved. bottom post is an image of Ed Teach from OFMD s1 ep 4 where he's leaning against the railing of the ship & looking pensive the night after he & Stede exchanged outfits
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM