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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 16h

Happy birthday to the ca--uh, man himself, @david-jenkins.bsky.social!

Illustration of David Jenkins as Officer Shaw as a cat, aka Catptain. What?

Screenshot of David Jenkins as Officer Shaw from the pilot of Our Flag Means Death

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 10h

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 7h

Okay but
bsky.app/profile/fake...

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 8h

Lewis Hamilton. Next question.

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 8h

See Carlos feels too baby for me still

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 8h

Also Valtteri Bottas now that he's back, I will not be accepting constructive criticism at this time

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 8h

Lewis Hamilton. Next question.

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 8h

And @mossgroves.bsky.social! We should make a gc or something lmao

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 9h

You've got all the proper credentials and everything

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 11h

WHY DO THEY ALL WANT TO FUCK MAX

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 12h

a man in a yellow jacket is waving his hand

ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is waving his hand

media.tenor.com

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 12h

Being a dad does not make you a dilf, and vice versa, I will die on this hill

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 12h

As a moderate F1 girlie (gn) there are multiple fast boys on the list who I DO think belong there (Fernando Alonso I'm looking at you) but Max is NOT one of them

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 13h

And who included Max fucking Verstappen

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 13h

It's a heavy burden to bear having so many correct opinions and yet here we are 😌

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, same. And also a decent handful of Ds who are not on my personal ILF list

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

Spent a highly productive evening with @sweetpotato70.bsky.social and @roximonoxide.bsky.social going through this list and debating the dilfness of each contestant with photographic evidence where needed, 10/10 do recommend 😌

archive dilfs @archivedilfs.com.br · 7d

🔗 forms: forms.gle/SrtNorb4w1nk...

DILFS OF THE YEAR 2025

SAVE THE DATE! november 1th at 8pm on twitter of archive dilfs.

forms.gle

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry, but I will n e v e r stop seeing an IUD when I look at the t*sla logo

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Pola G 🦋 @polagblue.bsky.social · 1d

Doodling a party boi Bonnet

Stede at the Calypso party leaning against the railing, holding a tin cup

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

I NEED IT LIKE BREATHING

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking plastic straws 🙄

Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

I was about to be like "this feels like saying that people who use injectable medication should realize that the waste from their needles/syringes is killing the planet" but I bet if I looked I'd find some ableist, conservative piece of shit saying exactly that

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

HEY YOU SHOULD DRAW

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fakegeekboy.bsky.social · 1d

Jfc 🙄🙄🙄

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