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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊

@politestmenace.bsky.social

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BIPOC, Gen X, they/she. Ofmd forever. PhD in Literary Stiddies (also a real one but who cares). I write sweet, spicy, nerdy 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ stories (PolitestMenace/GayPirateAficionado on ao3). 🔞 #LegoEdandStede | https://linktr.ee/politestmenace

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · Jan 20

A pinned thread for my writing! I write sweet, spicy, often nerdy #gentlebeard stories. Mostly AUs, but a bit of canon era from time to time.

My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/GayPir...

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic

A title card made to look like a scrapbook page. In the middle is a piece of torn notebook paper with the words “Fics by
Politest Menace
(GayPirateAficionado).” In the upper left corner is a Polaroid showing the one bed Professor boys gazing lovingly at each other in bed. In the bottom right corner is a Polaroid of the pie boys in bed. Both are from art by Sailor’s Ruin. In the upper right corners is a Polaroid of the bug boys at Pride by sweetpotato. In the bottom right corner is a Polaroid of the Parry & Riposte boys in fencing gear by Rysi.

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Omfg 😂😂

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It was a must 😌

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15/10 no notes

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Always 😁😘❤️

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

Lmaooooo

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

100% accurate!! All of it 🥰🥰❤️

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

Oof man that is rough!! Awww I’m sure that old lady is your newest fan 😂❤️

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3h

harder and harder, and deeper and deeper

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

Yiiikes that’s not bloody optimal

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

This is why I avoid meatspace social situations whenever I can 😅

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h

Hell yeah!!!

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 4h

Went on my stupid little walk for my stupid mental health earlier, and it was irritatingly effective. Thought about the tree crotch boys (look at all those weak-ass crotches!!) 🌳❤️

archiveofourown.org/series/4683601

A closeup on some tree branches that are joined to the trunk in a V shape

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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 5h

'Stede, be careful. He does know his shit.'
'As do I. You've taught me well.' #OurFlagMeansDeath

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 4h

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 4h

Oooh wonderful!!

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 4h

So supportive already 🥹

#ofmd

Ed saying “So you're doing a hell of a lot
better than them” to a sickly looking Stede

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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 4h

Cat flag cap + open shirt + chain = HNG. 😍

Rhys Darby walking the streets of Portland. He wears a green button up shirt and another green shirt underneath, a chain necklace, aviator glasses, and the cat flag cap from Our Flag Means Death.

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

I might need it, ngl 😅❤️

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h

I want to be excited about the weekend almost being here, but if I don’t do some grading over the next couple days I’ll get irretrievably behind 😭

(And unlike 🛏️🎓 Ed, I don’t have Prof. Stede to soft dom me into doing it 😭😭)

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 8h

We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)

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campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup enthusiast @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 8h

Happy #OFMDKinktober2025 to all those who celebrate!!

She’s Got a Way, an ArchieZheng smutfic where Archie soft doms Zheng into oblivion 🙂‍↕️

6.5k words, Rated E
Written for day 8 of @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social, link below ⬇️

She's Got A Way
oluwandesorange
Summary:
"Let me take care of you tonight, alright? I've got you." She presses her foreheads to Zheng's and continues to scratch at the back of her head, and she can feel Zheng relax the slightest bit.
Good.
"I've got you."
She kisses her forehead, before pressing their own to hers.
"I've got you, okay?"

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
F/F,
Other
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Archie (Our Flag Means Death)/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi
Sao
Characters:
Yi Sao
Archie (Our Flag Means Death), Ching Shih | Zheng
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Light Dom/sub, Switching, Soft Dom Archie, Established Relationship, Bathing/Washing, Massage, Body Worship, Restraints, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Strap-Ons, Multiple Orgasms,
Overstimulation, No beta we die like Prince Ricky should

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 8h

Happy birthday to you!!!

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