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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 7d

BIRTHHHDAYY

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YulYY4 ✌🏼🐼 @yulyy4.bsky.social · 1h

NEW 😌

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 49m

😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1h

wow, Mid/night Mass was fucking amazing, but also pretty heavy, so i need a palate cleanser now*

(*thinking about Ed & Stede fucking raw**)

[**which, i mean i'm always thinking about that, just need to amplify it a little more for a bit]

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1h

do you ever think about how they wanted each other more than anyone else has ever wanted someone in the history of wanting

close crop of stede and ed as they're about to kiss up against the wall

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1h

i'm unwell

i am
un
well

close crop of stede bonnet's face as he's about to kiss ed up against the wall

close crop of ed teach's face as he's about to kiss stede up against the wall

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1h

i mean, that's the prime time of the day/night to be doing that sorta thinking, isn't it?

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1d

just thinking about Them 💖🔥💖

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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 2d

screenshot from YouTube of video with Rhys on The Project official channel with the caption that says "Why Rhys Darby will say Yes to anything with Taika Waititi"

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A.K @agaywithcoffee.bsky.social · 5h

Ed 🤝 Stede

A black background with white text that says “nonchalant men are not for me. I want mind to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. “

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 5h

💜💜

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 6h

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 9: double-headed dildo

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede and Ed are sitting on the ground, facing each other, legs intertwined. they are using a double-headed dildo together.

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 6h

my DMs are always always open

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 6h

my folks have a dryer they got in the 80s that still works

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 7h

can't believe i'm saying this but i might have to fire up the ole space heater tonight

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 7h

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 7h

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

i tried to draw gentlebeard kissing instead of escaping the danger.. but i have no idea what shadows of firearms look like..😬and as one can tell from this pic i have a very vague idea of what ppl look like🤔

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 8h

CONTINUES TONIGHT in one hour starting w/ episode 4!

starting at 9PM EST/8PM Central/7PM Mountain/6PM PST

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT
** Mid/night Mass **
Tues 7 Oct & Thurs 9 Oct
starting at 9PM EST/8PM Central/7PM Mountain/6PM PST
(we're gonna do a few eps at a time, tbd)
if you need an invite to my dis/cord, DM me or comment here, OFMD ppl only please

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 8h

touching grass actually *working*? in MY life? it's more likely than you think 🫂
(i just got back from going on a walk lol)

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sarah @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 10h

lil bit from my current WIP: a tentacle size difference monsterfucking kinktober collab with the incredible @aliassamm.bsky.social !!!!!! ft. regular sized merstede and teeny two apples tall kraken ed 🐙🥺

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic

Stede carefully arranges himself on a comfy ledge, padded out with a precisely selected range of seaweeds, and Ed hops out of his palm and propels himself towards Stede's tail. His tentacles brush the sensitive patch of skin, and Stede nods, babbles assent, as the tip of one pushes between the crease. “Oh, fuck—” he gasps. It's an odd sensation, delicate and smooth and achingly familiar — each of Ed's tentacles is about the same width as Stede's fingers, and Stede knows that prodding feeling all too well from his own ministrations.

But it's Ed, so everything is more.

$The undersides of his tentacles are rough and raised with tiny suckers — Stede barely feels them normally, too small for his skin to register, but on the sensitive flesh of his folds, every bump and raised edge sends sparks through his body. The suckers stay latched onto his flesh for a fraction of a second after Ed moves on, dragging out every sensation for a hair longer than Stede's prepared for, and it feels like Ed is everywhere, swarming him, trailing pleasure in his wake. When he looks down, Ed's only stroking his folds with one careful tentacle. “Holy fuck,” he moans.$

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 10h

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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 10h

just want rhys darby and taika waititi back on my screen making out as stede bonnet and edward teach as david jenkins intended....is that really too much to ask for?????

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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · Oct 29

Potential 06x02 spoiler??

I know this season has ✨issues✨ but I still had a great time.

Had to get Gentlebeard out of the system! They ruined my life 😭 as if I don't have important stuff to do...

(Ed gets the twink treatment, sorry I don't make the rules) 🔥

#ofmdfanart #ofmds2spoilers

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

I think ed should be weirdly horny about stede’s crooked pinky fingers

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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 10h

this is one of the most correct takes ever

xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 10h

TWO of them??