xray_vex
@xrayvex.bsky.social
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he/him art & memes Our Flag Means Death fan account nsfw 18+ stuff on main just a discordant note drifting thru the universe support my art https://ko-fi.com/vex62369 buy my shit https://www.redbubble.com/people/xray-vex
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xrayvex.bsky.social
i have absolute trust in you 💖
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just thinking about Them 💖🔥💖
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🧡🎃QRP your Pumpkin Art!🎃🧡
i drew this guy when i first got my ipad/procreate!
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Somehow I am STILL stuck in the car so everyone who voted for horny WIP Wednesday is getting lucky ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Ed has some inconvenient dreams (cw for a la croix’s whisper of somnophilia)
The person behind him was breathing hard. "Fuck," they hissed under their breath. "How could I resist you,
when you're like this?" They rolled into him, deeper and deeper. "You're so hot inside, sweetheart. Feel so good." They
punctuated this with one firm thrust.
Ed's body lolled limp against the mattress. It felt impossibly good, his whole body shivering with it. But he was
too sleepy and gone to do much else but take it. The person struck up a steady rhythm now, unrelenting. Kissing Ed all
over the back of his neck, his shoulders. Murmuring praise.
"So good. So good for me. Can't get enough of you." Teeth bit down slow and firm into the curve of Ed's
shoulder. "You drive me mad, Ed. I love you so much."
Ed woke up all at once.
Painfully hard.
Painfully alert.
Painfully aware of just who it was he was dreaming about.
It wasn't a memory, not exactly. More like...he'd lived a dozen moments, just like that dream. After the dam
broke, after they finally got it together, Stede became insatiable. Well, they both had. But Stede especially. They were
young, dumb, full of come, and in love for the first time. Food tasted better, colors were brighter, and Ed could get it up
three to five times in a couple hour span without breaking a sweat. God help them when their days off aligned—they'd
been known to spend thirty-six hours straight in bed, until their stomachs were growling and the whole house reeked of sex and the rats' nest of Ed's hair had to be combed out with coconut oil. They actually had to replace their bedsheets at
one point, after Ed dug his heels into the mattress so hard while Stede was eating him out, he ripped a hole straight
through them.
And Ed couldn't count the number of times he'd woken up like that, already being fucked— his body warm and
loose and pliant, instinctively opening himself up to Stede, even in his sleep. He'd never trusted anyone like that since. Ed had thought it would cool down, eventually— the honeymoon era. But it never did. They were always hot for
each other, always grabbing and groping and wrestling on the couch. Right up until the day Ed left.
So good. So good for me. Can't get enough of you.
This time, it wasn't some disembodied voice whispering in Ed's ear, but Stede crowded in close along his back.
The blazing heat of his limbs octopus-ed around Ed every which way—pinning him in place, just the way he knew Ed
liked. Gripping Ed by the thigh to lift his hips up, because he already knew that was the best way to hit that perfect angle that made Ed whimper and cry out. Dragging his lips back and forth across the back of Ed's neck, the way he always used to do, because Ed was ticklish there, and the way it made him shiver and twitch felt good on Stede's dick,
buried deep inside him.
Without his permission, Ed's hand began to creep down the length of his body, reaching for his own prick.
He was already a little wet at the head. Ed gave himself a loose stroke, and he was so hungry for it, his toes
curled-his back arched away from the mattress. His whole body was dewed with sweat.
Out in the hallway, the creak of his mother's footsteps. Ed dropped his dick like he'd been burned, like he was
thirteen and hiding porn under his mattress again.
Fuck. What was he doing? In just a few hours, he was going to see Stede again—he'd be sitting across from
him, within touching distance. Felt like a bad idea, maybe. Starting the day jerking off while fantasizing about the guy.
Tempting fate, or something.
His dick stared up at him, accusatory.
"Calm down," he muttered to it, because obviously he was losing it so yeah— why not talk back to his own
erection?
More footsteps in the hall, followed by Mum's singsong voice. "Eddie? You awake in there? It's getting late!"
Ed closed his eyes and took a long breath through his nose. "Be out in a minute," he called back. He peeked his eyes open. His dick was still glaring at him, still hard enough to break concrete.
You drive me mad, Ed. I love you so much.
It was going to be a long fucking day.
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
He wasn’t sure where this was going but the soft touches & the sweet tea & the quiet smiles were everything he’d dreamed of for so long.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

(This was a DTIYS via @Armache on Twitter)
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ofmd-postcards.bsky.social
Postcards should start hitting mailboxes tomorrow!! Post your faves, show us what you've got, hold them up against a view of home!!

#ywmlp
xrayvex.bsky.social
they're gonna watch a scary movie later and cuddle under the blankies and have hot cider (and maybe [probably] make out a bit too😌)
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annettefb.bsky.social
Ed is taking a little nap after decorating for Halloween.

Stede is quietly refreshing Ed's "secret" stashes of sweets.

A loaf of apple bread is baking.

#ofmd
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Here's a crop of a little toasty bonfire snuggle for #WipWednesday! 🧡

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're dressed in warm modern clothing, puffy coats and scarf. Ed has his chin hooked over Stede's shoulder. Stede is turned into Ed's cheek and smiling. They're both lit from below by a nearby bonfire.
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aloc.bsky.social
#inktoberstarfish #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard
the prompt was "starfish" so i tried to draw ed&stede starfishing (i just invented this word i hope it doesn't mean anything fishy😳😅)
xrayvex.bsky.social
i love this for them, i love it so fucking much it's perfect
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IN ONE HOUR
xrayvex.bsky.social
WATCH PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT - TONIGHT
The Exorcist (1973)
@ 9:30PM est/8:30 central/7:30 mountain/6:30 pst

if you need an invite to my dis/cord, DM me or comment here, OFMD ppl only please

& mind the tags on this one!
www.doesthedogdie.com/media/11747
xrayvex.bsky.social
oh. oh myfuckinggod
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blakbonnet.bsky.social
this took me 1 billion procreate hours 🫠 made for jodi @jodalyn.bsky.social 's bday in 2022 ❤️ #ofmd
digital art of ed teach from ofmd drawn with procreate'd oil painting brushes
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aliassamm.bsky.social
It's #wipwednesday. Here's a cut scene from Calypso's Birthday. #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A sketch of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in bed on The Revenge mostly clothed. Ed's straddling Stede and has his hands on the stiddies. Stede's leaning back on one hand, his other hand is... well, I'm not sure, you'll have to imagine. Oh, and they're very sweetly kissing. Probably because they're boyfriends.
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treasureandrum.bsky.social
🚨🚨 we're the ones with matching scars 🚨🚨

(can't believe i've never edited stede in the cursed suit, ed's emergence from the sea, and the hot uniform walk together)
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
Happy Birthday @david-jenkins.bsky.social! 💜🦄🏴‍☠️🧜🏼‍♂️🐙🍊
David Jenkins in front of the OFMD season 2 billboard in Times Square.
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ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social
Ruby the hornbill is stepping up to the plate for more Mariners enrichment! ⚾ She’s fetching baseballs, flying between bases, and rooting for the Mariners to bring home the big win today! 💙
xrayvex.bsky.social
WATCH PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT - TONIGHT
The Exorcist (1973)
@ 9:30PM est/8:30 central/7:30 mountain/6:30 pst

if you need an invite to my dis/cord, DM me or comment here, OFMD ppl only please

& mind the tags on this one!
www.doesthedogdie.com/media/11747
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bookknobs.bsky.social
Look at her! 👁️ 👄 👁️
I commissioned the incomparable @sailorsruin92.bsky.social to draw me some ‘bodice ripper’ style artwork that I could use as a cover to bind my fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’. She is beauty. She is grace.
The front cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin. The spine of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ The back cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin. The quote “Oh darling, I thought you’d read my books” is printed on the back. The end papers of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin.