Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
@aliassamm.bsky.social
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(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->🔞. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal
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aliassamm.bsky.social
It's up, crew! This took longer to put together than I expected, but I hope you all like what I've done. I appreciate your support and will make more if there's enough interest (did someone say Stede lingerie zine?) #OFMD #OFMDfanart
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OFMD Historic Fashion Zine - Samm's Ko-fi Shop
A collection of original, digitally-made drawings by Samm depicting OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet posed in fashion through the ages. Each of th...
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Before I make myself go do other things, here’s the 🌶️🌶️ #WIPWednesday snip 😘
"Teasing me, eh?" Ed asks playfully, though the raspiness in his voice exposes his growing want.
"A bit," Stede replies. As if to prove his point-and because he can't help it, Ed looks so delicious, bound as he is on the bed before him—Stede straddles his body and grinds his cock against Ed's thigh. Ed's breath stutters; very good. "You're so fucking beautiful," Stede says in a low voice.
"Taking my time with you was definitely the correct choice."
Ed makes a bit of a strangled noise. Even better.
Suddenly, Stede remembers something. "Ooh! I know what we need," he exclaims, hopping off the bed.
aliassamm.bsky.social
It's true! I even have a wip for this so things are looking good! 😅
aliassamm.bsky.social
It's #wipwednesday. Here's a cut scene from Calypso's Birthday. #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A sketch of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in bed on The Revenge mostly clothed. Ed's straddling Stede and has his hands on the stiddies. Stede's leaning back on one hand, his other hand is... well, I'm not sure, you'll have to imagine. Oh, and they're very sweetly kissing. Probably because they're boyfriends.
aliassamm.bsky.social
Bahahaha! Meanwhile I was writing about the Book of Deer... (what's that, you say? Exactly)
aliassamm.bsky.social
I know it's not about me but I HAVE SO MUCH GOOD MAIL STUCK IN LIMBO AND I JUST NEED THE GOV TO SORT THEIR SHIT OUT SO WE CAN GO BACK TO GETTING MAIL AND I CAN GET MY SHINY THINGS.
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fpwoper.bsky.social
We're moving in just two months and I've got too much crafted stuff.

There's a #helluvaboss cross stitch, two diamond painting cards and newly added, a diamond painting of lavender (fully finished and framed).

Check it out there:
ko-fi.com/fpwoper/shop

(pick up at Wee Con is possible!)

#ofmdshop
Visit FPwoper's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Tjis too, can be Vianton
willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3101 flying by night
A bunny catches a flight by holding both legs of a bat, who is flying across a starry night sky. Another bat follows closely behind them, and they are currently going over a small body of water.
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robertaseaport.bsky.social
Pspsps 🧵 🪡 🏴‍☠️ 🐱
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Here! Various versions in case anyone prefers one format over others. I used 32ct linen, 2x2 for the crosses, 1 strand for backstitch, but in hindsight kinda wish I used sewing thread for the backstitch for a finer outline at this tiny scale? The floss looks ok though!

And a couple of minor notes:
Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (colour blocks + backstitching) Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (symbols + colour blocks + backstitching) Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (symbols + backstitching) Gentlepurred cross stitch chart (backstitching in contrast colour so it's easier to see)
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mrbuttons284266.bsky.social
Hey, can someone check in on Anton today? 🐺🌕

Last night's Harvest Moon really took it out of him, and he drank too much caffeine this morning to make up for it.

If someone could pop round later for a chat and make him a cup of tea and a sandwich, it would be greatly appreciated.
aliassamm.bsky.social
Oh, wow. This would be amazing. My mom was diagnosed w CFS in the 80s by her gp and she had such a hard time getting people to recognize what she was going through.
aliassamm.bsky.social
Bahahaha! She should embrace how freeing it is. I only had to tell my mom once that she prob has it & she switched from talking about how she needs to be productive to feel self-worth/valued (basically) to explaining that her ADHD is kicking in hard & wants to start a new project w five on the go.
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bookloverstede.bsky.social
I love you, Stede Bonnet. #OFMD
3 screenshots from OFMD season 1 episode 10. Top photo: Stede Bonnet and Mary are embracing after Stede realizes he is in love with Ed. Middle photo: A hopeful Stede looking out at the ocean. Bottom photo: a close up of Stede out on the water, backlit by the sun, a smile pulling at his lips as he sets back out to find the love of his life (and his crew).
aliassamm.bsky.social
That was a roller-coaster of a day!! I'm sorry about your phone. Won't tell the boss. 🤐