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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊

@politestmenace.bsky.social

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BIPOC, Gen X, they/she. Ofmd forever. PhD in Literary Stiddies (also a real one but who cares). I write sweet, spicy, nerdy 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ stories (PolitestMenace/GayPirateAficionado on ao3). 🔞 #LegoEdandStede | https://linktr.ee/politestmenace

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · Jan 20

A pinned thread for my writing! I write sweet, spicy, often nerdy #gentlebeard stories. Mostly AUs, but a bit of canon era from time to time.

My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/GayPir...

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic

A title card made to look like a scrapbook page. In the middle is a piece of torn notebook paper with the words “Fics by
Politest Menace
(GayPirateAficionado).” In the upper left corner is a Polaroid showing the one bed Professor boys gazing lovingly at each other in bed. In the bottom right corner is a Polaroid of the pie boys in bed. Both are from art by Sailor’s Ruin. In the upper right corners is a Polaroid of the bug boys at Pride by sweetpotato. In the bottom right corner is a Polaroid of the Parry & Riposte boys in fencing gear by Rysi.

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

Right??? And I mean, even local time it’s 7:30, so it’s a truly appalling time to have a meeting regardless

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

I can’t imagine having this kind of rift with Teen Menace unless I also end up abandoning all my values, so let’s hope I avoid that particular fate 😅 thank you very much. I’m not looking to fully cut ties anytime soon, but every now and then it’s too much and I have to come here and yowl 🫂❤️‍🩹

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

I’ll get to see some people I like a lot, but I’ll have to be at a meeting at 6:30 am my time on Friday and I am deeply cranky about it 😅

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

It was at first, but now it’s just exhausting and frustrating, tbh 🫂❤️‍🩹

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

🫂🫂❤️‍🩹

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you 🫂❤️‍🩹

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah!! Like how delulu is she actually that she thinks I’m about to agree with her?? Like what is she expecting, exactly, and why???

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

Even if it doesn’t hurt me anymore, it’s still genuinely upsetting to see where she’s ended up, ykwim? Pretty confident we’ll both escape this particular fate, though 🫂❤️

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

🫶🫶❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🫂

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 5h

🫂🫂❤️‍🩹

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

🫂🫂❤️‍🩹

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

I appreciate that very much ❤️

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

It’s not great!! But I don’t think there’s any major physical reason. Just her Boomer inability to tell fact from fiction on the internet and susceptibility to scare tactics and manipulation

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

It and you are adorable!!!

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

You’re gonna make me cry 🥹 I’ve made so, so, so many mistakes, but I hold space for him in a way no one did for me. And I’ve told him to slap some sense into me if I get old and narrow-minded 😂 it’s just such a shift with my mom that my irl bestie has wondered more than once if she has dementia ☹️

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

Love you too my friend!! 🫂❤️‍🩹

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

🫂🫂❤️‍🩹

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

Thank youuuu I’m just so fuckin tired!! ❤️‍🩹🫂

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6h

Cooool

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 7h

I've decided he's not just a piece of bread, he's a whole loaf. Please see my very scientific illustration.

I tried to find pictures to best show off his bread shape but I got distracted by looking at them all so I panicked and picked these, otherwise I'd be here all night.

Bread on its side. The left is the top of the loaf and says soft and curvy and the right is the bottom and it says FLAT

Favorite picture of Rhysie, he's wearing tan pants and a *right* cryptid factor T-shirt and looking at the camera like he knows

Rhys sort of from the side with Taika going in for a hug. Rhys is smiling big and happy and Taika looks like he's gonna seduce him

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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 13h

@stellarcyn.bsky.social could use our help for some dental medical bills that are coming up! If able please donate. Shares here and other platforms are more than welcome as well!

They also have a Kofi on their page if you check out their Bluesky page - another way to help!

gofund.me/e2c2270ca

Donate to Cyn’s Dental Medical Bills, organized by AJ P

My friend Cyn is trying to raise money for a medial dental bill that is desperately needed, but unexpe… AJ P needs your support for Cyn’s Dental Medical Bills

gofund.me

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h

So sorry we’re in the same boat 🫂❤️‍🩹

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h

I’m over being sad about it. More just furious at how hateful her beliefs have become and how clueless she is about how reprehensible I find them

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h

I’m just exhausted, you know? 🫂❤️‍🩹

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you 🫂❤️‍🩹