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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew
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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · Aug 22
I have crochet commissions open on my ko-fi!

If you have something in mind that isn’t listed, please contact me and we’ll see if we can figure something out 🫶

you can also find some (free!) patterns under Shop 💖

#OFMDHandmade #ShopOFMD
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ko-fi.com
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thedailyshow.com
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
watch this space one week from now 👀
(with @deanbird.bsky.social 🤸💖)
Screenshot of the Additional Tags and Work Title sections of the New Work page on AO3. Additional Tags Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Friends With Benefits to Lovers, and those benefits are kissing, so much kissing, Making Out, teaching your best friend how to kiss like best friends do, excessive references to iris by the goo goo dolls, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Alternate Universe - 2000s, First Kiss, Eventual Smut, Light Angst, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet ×croissants and baking, Domestic Fluff, Growing Up Together, Idiots in Love, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears a Skirt, and a choker, Coming Out, College, Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Mechanic Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Has a Leather Kink, no Furbys were harmed in the making of this fic Work Title Closest to Heaven “What are best friends for, eh?” Stede returns Ed’s smile, suddenly feeling much calmer. This is Ed, and this is Ed’s bedroom, and there is no safer place or person. And Ed, his best friend, the coolest person he knows, kisses him. It’s perfect. Even better than Stede could have imagined, if he had tried imagining it as more than an abstract hypothetical. Better than what books and movies and fairytales made him believe, and that’s saying something. It’s mostly lips at first, Ed’s lips, as soft as they look, but then it’s tongues, too, and Ed leads, of course, and Stede follows best he can, one hand in Ed’s curls and one on his back, and he seems to be doing something right—Ed leans into it, deepens the kiss, shifts on top of him until their bodies are pressed together. Oh god. If this is what kissing is always like, he has been missing out all this time.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
good morning 💖
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d
mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)

2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
all I want to breathe bizarrelittlemew Summary: Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)

2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
all I want to breathe bizarrelittlemew Summary: Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
i explicitly told myself “short(!!) warmup(!!) drabbles/ficlets” and yet this keeps happening 🫠 and it keeps going
(at least it’s a combo of two prompts?? plus i threw some tickling in there)
screenshot of a word count from ellipsus of 2,193 words Two replies to a post asking for writing prompts. Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 18d Stede has never had his neck kissed, his Coworker Ed cannot let this stand Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 just yapping @littlefingies.bsky.social · 18d I’m having a lot of horny thoughts about Ed’s neck today. Very soft. A little more pale like it’s not always in the sun. Maybe stede feels the same. Sorry this one is kinda tame but feel free to make it weirder if you want!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
This is one of my favorite sets in my collection. Somewhere out there in the 1960s, a kitten and bird were pals. 💕
A small tabby and white kitten and black bird, likely a jackdaw, standing together in a dirt yard, looking to the left. They seem relaxed and at ease with each other. The same bird and kitten from the previous photo, this time strolling away from the camera in a different outdoor setting together, side by side.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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intheblanketfort.bsky.social
Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart
A digital pencil drawing of one Stede Bonnet, lounging in a chair in fall front breeches and stockings. He leans back and slouches, one leg extended, looking very casual, the fall front of his pants barely containing his erection. He gazes at someone off screen with hungry eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
we're having the first snow of the season so i'm thinking about this, my very first ofmd fic ❄️☃️ it's been nearly 3 years and 500k more words about these two falling in love since 🥹
archiveofourown.org/works/43216335 #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
Photo of a snowy street. First Snow 3.5k words, T, modern AU (winter) bizarrelittlemew
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
in case you missed it, here is a little bite-sized smutlet for your evening 😌
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 10d
and here it is!! Ed discovers the one (small) thing that makes Stede go from a bratty sub to a sweet, obedient one.

small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
in case you missed it, here is a little bite-sized smutlet for your evening 😌
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 10d
and here it is!! Ed discovers the one (small) thing that makes Stede go from a bratty sub to a sweet, obedient one.

small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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smallestchurch.bsky.social
gravy basket
Scientists have discovered "third state' between life and death by WKRC Sat, June 14th 2025 at 9:54 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
has my supervisor perhaps considered that texting me "Let us talk tomorrow morning." at 00.30 is not the least anxiety-inducing way to go about things
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
and here it is!! Ed discovers the one (small) thing that makes Stede go from a bratty sub to a sweet, obedient one.

small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
ok i realized i wanna prepare a bit more for this (though now i’m kinda aching to share this longer fic, forgot how much i love these boys. and iris by the goo goo dolls) sooo i’ll just publish the smutlet i wrote yesterday. and tbh bratty sub stede pwp is pretty iconic as a 50th work too 😌
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 10d
just realized my next work on ao3 will be my 50th and i really wanted that to be the longfic i’ve been stalled on chapter 7/8 on for a long time… but what if i started posting it
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
just realized my next work on ao3 will be my 50th and i really wanted that to be the longfic i’ve been stalled on chapter 7/8 on for a long time… but what if i started posting it
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine
#Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID
A black and white artoon sketch of David Jenkins sitting in an armchair and shit posting about cats while surrounded by cats. There are seven cats (that we can see) all in various states of destroying David's furniture and clothes. Claw marks are on everything, including David himself. There is one cat sitting on the back of the armchair making biscuits in David's hair while flicking him in the face with its fluffy tail. On the wall behind them is a framed picture that says "Live, Laugh, Cats" with the end of each word transforming into a cat tail.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
finally figured out which stede-button i wanted ed to push and now it’s over 1k words, oops
petrichorpond.bsky.social cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 24d
hmmmnn a bratty stede and an ed who finally uncovers the one button to push to get him to fall into sweet submission . choose ur own stede-button
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
happy slap his ass sunday
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · Nov 17
happy slap his ass sunday 😌💖
#ofmd
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
Ed's face here always gets me
#ofmd #ofmdgifs
November 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Daily Darby
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
quadrabble(?? it‘s 400 words, explicit) for the prompt: “Stede sucking Ed's cock for the first time and discovering he's *really* into it” from @spinsterism.bsky.social
(i finally managed to write some words YAY sorry for any typos etc) #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
“Jesus Chr—Stede, fuck, you’ve sucked me dry already.” With a breathless laugh, Ed pushes at Stede’s shoulder, writhing under his eager mouth. Stede makes a disgruntled whine but relents, pulling off his softening cock. “Just a little more? Please?” Stede’s lips are spit-shiny and pink, his hungry gaze fixed on Ed’s cock. “Look, I want to say yes, but seriously, you’ve made me come three times already, not sure I’m physically capable.” Ed threads his fingers into Stede’s hair, messed up beyond anything he’s seen during the months they’ve known each other. Months may not sound like a lot, but it still took them far too long to end up here, sweaty and in love in Ed’s sheets on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Well, ‘lazy’ may apply to how Ed feels, sprawled out and begging divine powers for mercy, but certainly not to Stede, who seems to consider every second without Ed’s cock in his mouth to be tragically wasted, determined to make up for years of lost cock-sucking time all at once. It was a quick turnabout from the shyly admitted “I’ve never exactly done this before” to “can we do it again?” Case in point— “I’d love to suck you while you’re soft. Just… have you in my mouth, take my time. Can I?” Ed pretends the sigh he draws is long-suffering, when it is not-so-secretly full of adoration. “Alright then. Just gimme a second until ‘m not quite so sensitive.” He pets Stede’s hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. Stede closes his eyes, leaning into it with a low hum. Then nuzzling into the crease of Ed’s thigh, sending him a begging look, licking his lips. Ed can’t quite believe his luck. “Go on. Just—be gentle with me, alright?” Stede nods. “Of course. Always.” And Ed knows it to be true. Stede lives up to it, too, carefully exploring with his tongue and his hands, as if wanting to map him out, memorize him from all angles. Ed is still quite sensitive, but it’s a pleasant kind of sensitive, safe and held, Stede treating him like some kind of marvel, so fucking grateful just to have been resting on his tongue, the wet heat of his mouth like heaven. Ed luxuriates in the languid worship, time losing all meaning, until he gets a bright idea. “Have you tried eating ass? Reckon you might like it.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
Uggggh I just wanna see Ed and Stede all cuddly and snuggly so if we could just get s3 now that would be great, thanks.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM