smallest church
@smallestchurch.bsky.social
hey, it's me, amy. queer, insufferable, pie & raccoon influencer. she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro. she/her
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Please enjoy: It Exists to Be Found, a (hopefully) lynchian AU wherein Stede Bonnet reads a book about pirates and sees his name next to the name Ed Teach. That night, he starts having dreams...
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i was raised on all in the family and every time i put my shoes on i think 'i like to take care of one foot at a time!!' truly one of the greatest little bits of improv of all time
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December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i was raised on all in the family and every time i put my shoes on i think 'i like to take care of one foot at a time!!' truly one of the greatest little bits of improv of all time
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oh hell yes, i'm halfway there
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
oh hell yes, i'm halfway there
that makes me so happy, how i long to be an irish grandmother
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
that makes me so happy, how i long to be an irish grandmother
i will tell you my trick: ~half a tbsp of butter in the pot while it cooks. makes it rich and creamy :)
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i will tell you my trick: ~half a tbsp of butter in the pot while it cooks. makes it rich and creamy :)
ISNT IT NUTS 💀
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ISNT IT NUTS 💀
it’s truly so fun, i’m almost finished and having a great time
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it’s truly so fun, i’m almost finished and having a great time
when the heat’s back on
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
when the heat’s back on
HEAT BACK. GOING TO TAKE SUCH A SHOWER
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
HEAT BACK. GOING TO TAKE SUCH A SHOWER
anyway i still have no heat or hot water but i am, as ever, posting thru it
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
anyway i still have no heat or hot water but i am, as ever, posting thru it
same, she’s a force of nature
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
same, she’s a force of nature
i love stuff like this!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i love stuff like this!!!!
i’ve watched this fifty times. she is hypnotizingly comfortable with that vocal looper, she is totally in control, it’s proof this song could have been a bop in the right hands, i just love her so much m.youtube.com/watch?v=3sni...
Rebecca Black covers Addison Rae’s ‘Fame is a Gun’ for Like A Version
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December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i’ve watched this fifty times. she is hypnotizingly comfortable with that vocal looper, she is totally in control, it’s proof this song could have been a bop in the right hands, i just love her so much m.youtube.com/watch?v=3sni...
my personal space heater
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
my personal space heater
sorry yr brain is not a mausoleum of banal anxieties
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
sorry yr brain is not a mausoleum of banal anxieties
partner: (unpacking the new space heater)
me: u know to never plug that into a power strip right
him: no? … wait it says that in the instructions. why do you know that we’ve never owned a space heater
like oh xcuse me i guess u don’t collect random safety information in case it ever comes in handy
me: u know to never plug that into a power strip right
him: no? … wait it says that in the instructions. why do you know that we’ve never owned a space heater
like oh xcuse me i guess u don’t collect random safety information in case it ever comes in handy
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
partner: (unpacking the new space heater)
me: u know to never plug that into a power strip right
him: no? … wait it says that in the instructions. why do you know that we’ve never owned a space heater
like oh xcuse me i guess u don’t collect random safety information in case it ever comes in handy
me: u know to never plug that into a power strip right
him: no? … wait it says that in the instructions. why do you know that we’ve never owned a space heater
like oh xcuse me i guess u don’t collect random safety information in case it ever comes in handy
no that’s so fair. i might have agreed once but i live a much softer life these days lol
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
no that’s so fair. i might have agreed once but i live a much softer life these days lol
fortunately everything under 15 feels about the same 🥴😂
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
fortunately everything under 15 feels about the same 🥴😂
god, i can smell this photo
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
god, i can smell this photo
also one of those books that makes you realize the entire american economy is just a thousand overly inflated tech booms in a trench coat
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
also one of those books that makes you realize the entire american economy is just a thousand overly inflated tech booms in a trench coat
btw i am listening to this excellent and riveting book, a real and gritty history of babs, featuring a shocking quantity of defense contractors, mafioso, and nazis, plus theft and intrigue in the toy industry, & a lengthy chapter about ken’s junk. ✨JOURNALISM✨
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
btw i am listening to this excellent and riveting book, a real and gritty history of babs, featuring a shocking quantity of defense contractors, mafioso, and nazis, plus theft and intrigue in the toy industry, & a lengthy chapter about ken’s junk. ✨JOURNALISM✨
mother why is it COLD i HATE YOU
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
mother why is it COLD i HATE YOU
snowing all night and my boiler just flooded the basement and died, rip to me and my bank account bury me anywhere but long island
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
snowing all night and my boiler just flooded the basement and died, rip to me and my bank account bury me anywhere but long island