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current location: fluttery eyelids
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
current location: fluttery eyelids
ok i finally posted this woohoooo!! what if innkeepers ed & stede reminisced a little (and by reminisced i mean got really horny about) the time ed was totally definitely going to kill stede archiveofourown.org/works/74750371
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ok i finally posted this woohoooo!! what if innkeepers ed & stede reminisced a little (and by reminisced i mean got really horny about) the time ed was totally definitely going to kill stede archiveofourown.org/works/74750371
just made myself sad by thinking about how the modern au equivalent of ed dealing with inflated stories about blackbeard = him being the weird goth kid of his class and the school being full of rumours about shit he never did. gentlebeard my bullied babies...
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just made myself sad by thinking about how the modern au equivalent of ed dealing with inflated stories about blackbeard = him being the weird goth kid of his class and the school being full of rumours about shit he never did. gentlebeard my bullied babies...
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Stede's random bruises he gets from bumping into things on the ship he had custom built
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Stede's random bruises he gets from bumping into things on the ship he had custom built
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November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart
knowing this guy was never a trained actor vs hearing him say it out loud and really deeping the fact that he *isn't a trained actor* and yet has still given some of the best performances i have ever and will ever see on my screen. he really does have the gift :')
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
knowing this guy was never a trained actor vs hearing him say it out loud and really deeping the fact that he *isn't a trained actor* and yet has still given some of the best performances i have ever and will ever see on my screen. he really does have the gift :')
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what's your dream, rhys darby?
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
what's your dream, rhys darby?
just very lightly thinking about the concept of an antwan that designs video game jumanji and makes the leading npc a replica of his life-ruining college situationship that every gay person has, nigel billingsley. or something like that. and then real life not-jumanji-npc nigel finds out and welllll
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
just very lightly thinking about the concept of an antwan that designs video game jumanji and makes the leading npc a replica of his life-ruining college situationship that every gay person has, nigel billingsley. or something like that. and then real life not-jumanji-npc nigel finds out and welllll
full beard ed with hickeys hiding under the beard. and also ed who has just freshly shaved all the beard off with hickeys everywhere down his throat and collarbones. and also ed with scruff and hickeys. oh and also ed's hairy tattooed thighs decorated in hickeys. just. ed + hickeys yknow
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
full beard ed with hickeys hiding under the beard. and also ed who has just freshly shaved all the beard off with hickeys everywhere down his throat and collarbones. and also ed with scruff and hickeys. oh and also ed's hairy tattooed thighs decorated in hickeys. just. ed + hickeys yknow
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November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
#whumpvember? after an accident at the inn, ed can't remember his and stede's relationship...
archiveofourown.org/works/74449801
archiveofourown.org/works/74449801
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#whumpvember? after an accident at the inn, ed can't remember his and stede's relationship...
archiveofourown.org/works/74449801
archiveofourown.org/works/74449801
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new tiktok from rhys! i love him SO MUCH my god.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
new tiktok from rhys! i love him SO MUCH my god.
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and here it is!! Ed discovers the one (small) thing that makes Stede go from a bratty sub to a sweet, obedient one.
small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
and here it is!! Ed discovers the one (small) thing that makes Stede go from a bratty sub to a sweet, obedient one.
small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
small talk; explicit, 1.4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/74368836
(btw this is my 50th work on ao3 🤸🎉)
nothing more cruel and evil in this world than finding a 40k fic that hits all the right spots an hour before you need to go to sleep to be well rested for your very early shift tomorrow morning
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
nothing more cruel and evil in this world than finding a 40k fic that hits all the right spots an hour before you need to go to sleep to be well rested for your very early shift tomorrow morning
writing the longest fic i've written in ages (it's currently at 12k which is long for me ok) and it just keeps going. how dare it i need the instant gratification of a quick one shot
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
writing the longest fic i've written in ages (it's currently at 12k which is long for me ok) and it just keeps going. how dare it i need the instant gratification of a quick one shot
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these 2 posts together ijbol @laszlokisser.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
these 2 posts together ijbol @laszlokisser.bsky.social
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happy slap his ass sunday
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
happy slap his ass sunday
i'm living proof you can't choose your hyperfixations cos oh god my brain is full of nothing but that asshole video game ceo and that dorky npc right now #Help #WhoElseIsUpFreeingTheirManji
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i'm living proof you can't choose your hyperfixations cos oh god my brain is full of nothing but that asshole video game ceo and that dorky npc right now #Help #WhoElseIsUpFreeingTheirManji
turned off a y0rgos l@nthimos film 20 mins in and put my dvd of jumanji: the next level on instead i simply have to accept i will never be a hot intellectual film girlie i ❤️ lame movies and fun
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
turned off a y0rgos l@nthimos film 20 mins in and put my dvd of jumanji: the next level on instead i simply have to accept i will never be a hot intellectual film girlie i ❤️ lame movies and fun
reply with pics of rhys looking nigel billingsley coded please.....for research...
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
reply with pics of rhys looking nigel billingsley coded please.....for research...
current weather sitch making me think of the stormy bicker-y reunion kiss on the revenge we never got, but also consider: ed & stede bickering over which renovations take priority (team roof vs team flooring) at the inn when suddenly the weight of the rain makes the roof cave in +
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
current weather sitch making me think of the stormy bicker-y reunion kiss on the revenge we never got, but also consider: ed & stede bickering over which renovations take priority (team roof vs team flooring) at the inn when suddenly the weight of the rain makes the roof cave in +
inspos for the extremely late whumptober entry i've nearly finished include the film little fish (2020), doctor who series 9 finale, nbc's chuck and the song once i was by tim buckley. if you want to connect any dots and calculate how much you think you're gonna get hurt
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
inspos for the extremely late whumptober entry i've nearly finished include the film little fish (2020), doctor who series 9 finale, nbc's chuck and the song once i was by tim buckley. if you want to connect any dots and calculate how much you think you're gonna get hurt