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Nick 🐑
@lovedhands.bsky.social
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He/him. Pirate situationist (writer + artist). The local Stede guy. Transsexual fetish-oriented pervert. 🏴‍☠️🔞🕊🪦
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Nick 🐑 @lovedhands.bsky.social · Oct 17
OMOVEMBER THREAD
Let the situations begin!
lovedhands.bsky.social Nick 🐑 @lovedhands.bsky.social · Oct 6
Posted something similar to this but heeyy! Giiive me pairing requests pleeease! 🥺
Day 1: Cold Weather / Formal Clothes Day 2: On an Airplane / While Drunk Day 3: Sports / Too Shy to Speak Up Day 4: During Sex / Holding Contest Day 5: In Class / Long Line Day 6: Peeing Into a Small Bottle / Frightened Day 7: In Bed / Injury Recovery Day 8: Humiliation / Kink Discovery Day 9: New Record / Tied Up Day 10: Feverish / On Stage Day 11: Road Trip / Crying Day 12: Bladder Control / Roleplay Day 13: Camping / Swimming Day 14: Pain / Aftercare Day 15: Nightmares / Hospitals Day 16: Distracted by Work / Lost Day 17: Trapped in an Elevator / Out of Order Day 18: Pet Play / Filming Day 19: Rain Storm / Assisted Peeing Day 20: Caught During / Loud Day 21: Forced Wetting / Bath Day 22: BDSM / on a Date Day 23: At a Party / Tickling Day 24: Scent Kink / Rapid Desperation Day 25: Age Play / Gagged Day 26: On a Phone Call / Wardrobe Malfunction Day 27: Oblivious / Drinking Game Day 28: Voyeur / Accidental Stimulation Day 29: Body Swap / Golden Shower Day 30: Author's Choice! Alternate Prompts: Paruresis, Locked out, in Public, Padded, Masturbation, First Time, Band AU, Teasing
lovedhands.bsky.social
Little Stede telling people his favorite toy is his magic wand + paranoid creep Izzy desperately hoping that no one will suspect what that actually means
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Day Twenty-Six: Wardrobe Malfunction (+ In Public)
For the edstede nation! What if Ed was a little evil /pos and Stede a little naive? archiveofourown.org/works/74823476
if crazy equals genius lovedhands Summary: “Is it…” Ed looks away and chews his lip. “Is it not good?” “No, Edward—you aren’t listening to me,” Stede sighs. “I told you, I have to pee!” “Then do it,” Ed murmurs. “What?” Stede asks, thinking he didn’t hear Ed correctly. Surely, he didn’t. When Ed can't get enough of kissing Stede, Stede reaches his limit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Day Twenty-Five: Age Play (+ Padded)
Every day I fight the good fight and write little Stede/caregiver Izzy. Well here you go. A 1.1k treat archiveofourown.org/works/74806921
an ocean against your will lovedhands Summary: Distracted, he watches the cats padding around, but then his bladder spasms, and his eyes screw shut. He puts in his paci to try to relax him. It works too well, and he almost lets go within a few seconds. He whimpers around the paci. “Struggling, little one?” Mama asks, not moving his eyes from the screen. After Izzy tells Stede he has to hold it through the movie to get a treat, Stede regrets not going potty beforehand.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
I haven't completed an illustration in so long
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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To those who consistently read my fics, thank you. I do notice you and it means a lot to me
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Stede's small breasts vs Izzy's Massive Tits. Yes Ed is flat but no one addresses the fact that the stiddies are but a myth
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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cappyy.bsky.social
how it feels being an english major
them: are you fucking stupid me: (no text but a picture of a very cute but very small brained looking puppy)
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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megaducko.bsky.social
☕️📚 Some stizzy winter cuddle I made for Izzy Hands Bingo :"3
Iz, babe, you're not credible, we all know you secretly love that damn weighted blanket called Bonnet😌
(Thank you to @umulata.bsky.social , my extra silly friendo who helped me with the dialogue :B💕)

#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#stedebonnet
September 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
My roommate was like I don't see trans headcanons besides for Izzy, and while I do understand, it also broke my trans Stede loving heart
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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If you're going to draw a middle aged man, then make him look middle aged. Do not make him thin as a pin
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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LRP going to rename my account "le fetish slop" /j
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
mr fella @prolezone how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit [quote-posting] Quicampoix @KTPLeGallois • Aug 16, 2024 Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard x.com/DucDeVinny/sta... 2:37 PM • Aug 16, 2024
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
I like apple pie
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Just saw something that ruined my night
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Day Twenty-Four: Scent Kink
Some Hornigold era T4T edizzy goodness for @florenceafter12.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/74779686
wonder how we tesselate lovedhands Summary: The smell hits Ed like a fucking cannonball. His cunt throbs. “Izzy?” Ed asks. “What did you do?” “I don’t know what you mean, Sir,” Izzy says, but there’s a glint in his eye as he says it. When Izzy comes to bed, Ed notices something amiss.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Day Twenty-Three: At a Party + Tickling
What if Calypso's Birthday went swimmingly? archiveofourown.org/works/74718281
a common goal lovedhands Summary: After drinking copious amounts of rum during the bash for Calypso's birthday, Stede tries to hit the head.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Day Twenty-Two: BDSM + On a Date
For @florenceafter12.bsky.social in our boytoy AU—edizzy take Stede on a date, but Stede can't enjoy it!
archiveofourown.org/works/74605046
just a perfect day lovedhands Summary: “Where do you think you’re going?” Izzy mutters. Stede glances at the worker, but they’re on their phone. “I have to pee, Sir,” Stede whimpers. “Please, let me go. It’s an emergency.” “Should have thought about that before we left,” Izzy says. “Go on. Enjoy the gift we’ve given you.” “I have enjoyed it, and I’ll enjoy it more when I come back, but please—” On a date at the lepidopterarium, Stede can't stay focused on the lovely butterflies.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
🌸🌸🌸

💘 Commissions open!
💘 DM with questions or to claim
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Teal and yellow commissions sheet. Sketch - $20 < 7 days Up to two characters; no background; vague sense of atmosphere included free of charge :) Basic - $40 < 14 days Two characters or one character + background, extra character or background + $10 Complete - $80 < 21 days One character; extra characters) + $20 Printable format; Sketch and color approval stage Info Yes: NSFW, your kink*, gore, characters from any visual media. No: characters who aren't adults, characters without visual references. Contact: sensationseekng.bsky.social Payment: USD via paypal, venmo, cashapp * Probably #ofmd #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath #edteach #stedebonnet #izzyhands #artistsonbsky #commissionsopen Cw blood
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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daverubric.bsky.social
More relevant than ever
Level 1 to 4 headcanon diagram Canon (Large circle enclosing Level 1) Level 1 Headcanon (Green circle, overlaps with Canon) includes and builds around pre-existing canon can fill in blanks/answers questions left unresolved in canon a casual viewer could easily digest the concept Level 2 Headcanon (Yellow-green circle, overlaps with Level 1 and Level 3) Takes elements from canon and explores them in a transformative way ignores some pre-existing canon views canon through a lens outside the intended way it was written Level 3 Headcanon (Orange circle, overlaps with Level 2 and Level 4) not rooted in canon material at all builds off of pre-existing fanon content great for when a fandom agrees that canon SUCKS Level 4 Headcanon (Red circle, overlaps with Level 3) you literally just made that up
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
unfortunately I have lost my mind at the Instagram posting from the gay sheep wool brand
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
I just hooked up with someone to cope with life and she just sort of abruptly starts leaving and I'm like "everything okay?" and she says yes but I keep pressing and then she says "I have a girlfriend" ??? I guess I can make this about pirates but geez
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Reminiscing right now. I really wrote about those brothers eating each other
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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THAT ISN'T HOW HE TALKS WHERE ARE WEEEE
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
lovedhands.bsky.social
Crying. Stede too big to sit on laps. What the fuck
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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florenceafter12.bsky.social
lesbians? hand feeding? mommy kink? stede being sexually menaced? the author not-so-subtly working through their own food issues? this fic truly has it all! archiveofourown.org/works/73049416

please read this LOL i've been chopping away at this for a whole month now
dining is pageantry florence_after_midnight Summary: Stede is invited to a dinner party with her mysterious benefactor Ben Hornigold. Soon, she discovers that the rules of polite society don't quite apply here... Ben leans closer to Stede, a conspiratorial smile on her face. “You’ll have to forgive Jack. She can be a little overeager sometimes. Like an excited puppy. No matter how many times I tell her to wait, she simply gets too excited and forgets all about her patience.” “Hey,” Jack grumbles. “I can still hear you.” “I know, love.” Ben is now so close that her lips nearly brush the shell of Stede’s ear, warm breath creeping over Stede’s skin as she speaks. “But can you fault her for getting a little carried away when you look good enough to eat?” Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/F Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationships: Stede Bonnet/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Stede Bonnet/Benjamin Hornigold, Benjamin Hornigold/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Stede Bonnet/Benjamin Hornigold/"Calico" Jack Rackham Characters: Stede Bonnet, Benjamin Hornigold, "Calico" Jack Rackham Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Rule 63, Female Stede Bonnet, Female "Calico" Jack Rackham, Female Benjamin Hornigold, okay so now how the hell do i tag this, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Food Porn, Food Kink, Food Sex, sploshing, Mildly Dubious Consent, Age Difference, stede and jack are around 30, ben is canon-aged, mild coercion, Sub Stede Bonnet, Dom Benjamin Hornigold, Creepy Benjamin Hornigold, Dom/sub Undertones, Groping, Mommy Kink, Wet & Messy, Hand Feeding, Threesome - F/F/F, established ben/jack, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, POV Stede Bonnet, food fight (sexual), Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, no beta we die like my respect for djenks after the s2 finale, Not Beta Read, grad student stede bonnet
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM