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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · Aug 22

I have crochet commissions open on my ko-fi!

If you have something in mind that isn’t listed, please contact me and we’ll see if we can figure something out 🫶

you can also find some (free!) patterns under Shop 💖

#OFMDHandmade #ShopOFMD

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 13h

HANDS 👏 ON 👏 THE STIDDIES 👏

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 13h

that is a very odd grudge to have

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Nikki @bookknobs.bsky.social · 21h

Look at her! 👁️ 👄 👁️
I commissioned the incomparable @sailorsruin92.bsky.social to draw me some ‘bodice ripper’ style artwork that I could use as a cover to bind my fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’. She is beauty. She is grace.

The front cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin.

The spine of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’

The back cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin. The quote “Oh darling, I thought you’d read my books” is printed on the back.

The end papers of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin.

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 16h

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 16h

🙂‍↕️

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 16h

doing everything i can 🫡

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 17h

hiiiiiii 🥰

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 17h

turns out i really like drawing ass. found out jocktober is a thing so i’m combining it with kinktober leather day 😌
#WIPWednesday #ofmdnsfw

Digital art of a naked ass in a jockstrap, seen from behind sitting on a motorcycle. You can see a bit of Ed’s snake tattoo on his arm. His right leg is propped up and he is wearing a leather vest and a studded belt.

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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 1d

ed's face!!!!!!!!!!!!! he loves stede so much 😭😭 #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 1d

cuddles

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is leaning back into Stede's chest. He's nuzzling against Stede's cheek. Stede's arm is around Ed's back and his hand is dangling over his shoulder. His other arm is around Ed's. Their eyes are closed and they're both smiling.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're both in bed. It's early enough that neither are fully awake. Ed is pressed up against Stede's back. He's worming a hand up under Stede's night shirt. Stede is bleary eyed and smiling in response.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're sleeping. Ed is the little spoon as Stede is draped over his back. They're loosely holding each other's wrists. Stede is sleeping with his mouth open. Ed is smiling in his sleep.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 1d

honest coincidence i swear 😅 i just wanted to put them closer to rhysie 🥰

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 1d

i have a couple of beginner-friendly patterns on my ko-fi 💖
ko-fi.com/bizarrelittl...

Visit bizarrelittlemew's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 1d

"i should format and publish more crochet patterns" i often tell myself, yet this pile of messy txt files that i note my patterns in just keeps growing
(yes i arranged them around the rhys on my wallpaper because you need to see him today)

a bunch of txt file icons on a desktop, arranged around Rhys Darby resting his chin in his hand (on the wallpaper). the files are titled packer, bat, karl, longhorse, doll ed and stede, tentacles crochet, sun granny square, table runner horse gallop, kitty, puppy stede, tags, kitty ed, mini merstede, mini octoed

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 2d

I WANT TO

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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 2d

I miss waking up with my body shaking with anticipation at 4am to watch the season 2 episodes. I hate waking up at the crack of dawn but I hope I get to do it again for season 3 one day 🥺💜

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

Illustration of Ed and Merstede staring at each other underwater

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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 3d

"Go on, Bonnet. Give me your worst." #OurFlagMeansDeath

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

of course he was 😞

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

in case you missed it yesterday, there are new updates of this!

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 15d

Get out your CD player and your flip phone because it's time for: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
(a skyfic for #OFMDTVAU)
#IdasOFMDfic #ofmdfic

Digital art of Stede Bonnet (OFMD) mimicking the Hannah Montana cover where she is holding a finger to her lips in front of a green background with lights. Stede is pictured as half himself (clean-shaven with blond hair) and half with a brunette wig, earring and beard on his chin.
Text on top of the image says (in all caps):
A Hannah Montana AU
Best of Both Worlds
by bizarrelittlemew

Text next to Stede, in cursive:
Stede Bonnet is...
Leonardo Colorado

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Ash the Villain 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖 @villainousthoughts.bsky.social · 3d

🍌Fruity Patooties!🍓I see this as them agreeing to pull last minute costumes out of their closets + meeting after work, so Ed wasn't prepared for Stede to pull a bright yellow tailcoat set out (although he shouldn't be surprised by now!)
#AshOWeen #TheVillainsArt #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Digital illustration of Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death dressed in a modern day AU/casual clothes costume. Ed is dressed in a strawberry outfit, with a cropped puffy sleeve red jumper under a short red pinafore dress with a shaped bodice and gold seeds. He also has thigh high sheer tights and little leaves woven into his hair. He is walking forward looking over to the side towards Stede. He has red eyeshadow and golden freckles. Stede is wearing a bright yellow tails coat and high waisted trouser set with a unbuttoned cream shirt underneath. The surface of the coat is mottled with brown spots like a button peel and the tails coat in lined in cream like two halves of a banana skin. He is walking forward with Ed's arm interlocked with his own. He is also wearing a silly little yellow top hat styled as a banana stem and holding a cane. He has several pink lipstick marks on his cheek, ear and neck from Ed.

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

RUDE

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

i am having too much fun coming up with names for this fic tbh

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

I'M SO GLAD YOU NOTICED THIS SNBSNDVSBSN

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

if only he were blond 😔

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

ed: "hey so my type is blond guys who otherwise look exactly like this guy who looks like you 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀"
stede: "my best friend ed is so cool wow i better write more lyrics about my unrequited love"

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

they are so dumb 😔😔😔

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