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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 3h

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 4h

on the ground wailing

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 10h

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 10h

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 10h

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 10h

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 4h

knowing whats coming and that i am in danger and yet completely totally cool with it

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 18h

okay yeah okay yeah yeah okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 19h

i really am

roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 21h

after a certain level of intimacy with me you unlock: receiving five minute voice memos detailing tedious inside baseball at my work the bottom line of which is that i hate one specific coworker and im the only one here who knows how to do my job

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

bam hit him with the pregnancy beam hes waddling around bitching about his ankles and insisting that he’s not being grumpy he’s fine actually

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

literally thats his buddy, hes got them swaddled up strapped to his chest walking around the ship showing them clouds and sails and pods of dolphins and shit having the best time

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 1d

pissposure therapee! i have a fic for u for piss day of #ofmdkinktober25 yayyy piss day yayy hooray. i hope u like this one it’s. stupid. but is anything i write not. :) ❤️🚽💦

archiveofourown.org/works/72069741

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a trail of lamp-bright rind by 07 Oct 2025
ingydar
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Watersports, Kind Of, Incontinence, also sort of, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, this is maybe the least piss kink fic-y piss kink fic ever written, Domestic Fluff, piss exposure therapy, pissposure therapee, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet
Ed has a problem.
Stede would tell him it's a non-issue, that he doesn't mind, but, fuck, it's so fucking humiliating.
Ed's only 50. He's still a spring chicken. (And that's a Stede-originated thought, too.)
Language: English Words: 1,740 Chapters:
1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

stupid and like my qpp said havent bothered to go to any continuing education training in thirty years

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

omggggg yeah so true him and baby all snuggled up with the rest of the polycule

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

omgggg so true oluwande would be so good with a baby. having so much fun, taking couch naps, carrying them around strapped to his chest

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 1d

fucking brutal day, who on the revenge wants a baby, i hand em out for free when shit gets shitty

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 2d

here is some free advice for any medical professionals: if your patient tells you their pain and fatigue is so bad they are struggling to eat meals and do critical care tasks, this is not a good time for you to double down on the suggestion that they need to lose weight

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miles blackbeardskneebrace @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social · 3d

happy birthday to the scene of all time that lives in my brain forever

a very realistic digital painting of Ed’s eyes, wide, bruised, and shiny with tears, when he wakes up at the end of season 2, episode 3. it’s painted in little patches of different colors.

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marshalloweenie “mars” 🎃🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 2d

me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death

Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 2d

thats so fucking sweet oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d

repairing my blankie again today and feeling a weird kind of melancholy about it so heres a reminder to reread i love my baby and see your fave get tenderly railed for the first time while he clutches his baby blanket that his boyfriend lovingly repaired archiveofourown.org/works/65083726

I Love My Baby - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d

qpp and i finally got to watch repo the genetic opera together and yeah this was the exact right movie to pull a title from for a little help with the agony

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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 3d

OKAY!!!! PHWEW!!!! allow me to introduce the first edition of whatever the fuck this is perchance.org/sexualsunday

Content Warning

perchance.org

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d

i love YOU. still crying laughing about evil lube

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