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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m afraid all I can do is write PWPs but I’m not sorry about it. Come and get your smut about Ed and Stede hooking up in a hotel room and doing like 38 different things in one encounter.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/70290066

Screenshot from ao3:

Room 1006
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Summary:

Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.

Screenshot of ao3 page:

Rating:
Explicit

Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:
M/M

Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, dating app, Stede Bonnet is Good at Sex, Fast Burn, I Made Them Do Like 8 Different Sex Acts For Some Reason, Face-Fucking, Choking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Snowballing, Nipple Licking, Masturbating, Ball Sucking, Ball Sucking Wasn’t in the Tag List

Language:
English

Stats:
Published: 2025-09-03 Words: 7,170 Chapters: 1/1

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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 14h

Happy Birthday @vico-ortiz.bsky.social! 🥰🗡🩵🍊🧄🍜🪿

Vico Ortiz promo shot for their show "Rise of a King".

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

I've made this!! it took me over a year lol

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 3h

"EDWARD!"

Here's stock photo studies while I was playing D&D tonight.

#omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is naked and jumping into water. Stede is in way and is going to get splatted by his hurdling naked boyfriend. Is he terrified? Is he a little turned on? Yes.

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

It needs adjustments but here’s tonight’s project

Photo of a small crocheted rainbow in the trans pride flag colors, blue, pink, white, pink, and blue. It is held up by a keychain attached to the top of it

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 5h

IT IS SUCH A GOOD PICTURE I posted this once then deleted it real quick because it didn't have it in there and I decided I really wanted it to be in there for your bday observance haha

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 5h

I am a sucker for the size difference

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 5h

YEAH WEE JOHN/IZZY!!!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 5h

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND!!! I am glad you were born so I could know you!!! Please imagine these photos are actually Taika celebrating YOUR birthday (nothing can compare to my perfectly decorated cake but I hope these will still be good 😆) LOVE YOU FRIEND!!!!!

Photo of Taika celebrating his (LEE'S) bday with an All Blacks cake, he is smooching the All Blacks rugby??? ball?????, he is clean shaven and wearing a white shirt and his neck looks so pretty

Photo of Jemaine, in a green shirt and green shorts, reading from a piece of paper into a microphone and Taika, in a pink and black floral shirt, sitting at a table cracking up with a big wide smile

Photo of Taika being presented with a pink layer cake with butterflies?? on it and candles and I think boobs at the top. He is wearing an orange wide brimmed hat and a light blue collared shirt and there are lovely mountains behind him

Photo of Taika in his Ed tattoos and a black t shirt holding a cake with a big prayer candle on it with his other hand up by his ear, he is making a squishy face and he has a cigarette tucked behind his ear

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 7h

Calm down

Just breathe

Love you

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 6h

AWEE YEAH THEY DO I like them in the tweed yarn!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 6h

HERE ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS AT THE FAIR ARTS AND CRAFTS

Photo of a display of tons of knit and crochet items, the main thing in the image is a crocheted blanket featuring two skeletons almost kissing under a crescent moon. There are a number of sweaters and blankets in the photo

A photo of a huge display of various framed and unframed needlework and some other crafts on a wall and on display stands. There are so many pieces! Some are cross stitch, some are embroidery, there’s beadwork, small sculptures, quilted projects

Photo of a quilt hanging from a ceiling the quilt has a bunch of chickens and baskets in different fabrics, the color palette is muted but so varied. Lots of yellows, rusty reds, and dark blues.

Photo of a framed beadwork piece of a number of different jellyfish

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 6h

The AU potential

Screenshot of a book description:

The Good Boy
by Stella Hayward
In this whimsical romance, Genie receives a wish from her grandmother on her thirtieth birthday, which unexpectedly turns her golden retriever, Rory, into a human with a goofy demeanor. As Genie teams up with her childhood friend, Miles, to reverse the wish, they grow closer than ever. Amidst the chaos of Rory's new human life, Genie discovers that her wish might hold the key to her heart's true desire.

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 7h

I am home from the fair I am so tired

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

TELL ME YOUR BEST FAVORITE FAIR FOODS I ALWAYS GET DECISION PARALYSIS ABOUT WHAT TO EAT

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

I gotta sit through the whole slow VM again to try to hear your warp speed number!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

Like ????????

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

Leaving work to go to da fair

Photo of user Amy cannibalxing in a sweater that looks like a jack o lantern face and a jean jacket with OFMD and WWDITS and a yarn store pin the are making a kissy duck face and throwing you a peace sign with their head slightly tilted

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16h

People who talk slow for an entire voicemail message then say their phone numbers like they’re some kind of auctioneer in a race to be done ASAP why are you like this

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 17h

I meant to #OFMDWhoopsWeekend not @ the account lol

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 17h

What if Stede tries to give Ed a blowjob for the first time and he doesn’t know what he’s doing OR he is very nervous and he just full bites him on the dick like he gets the head past his teeth and just chomps free @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social idea