Wren
@redwsailing.bsky.social
Gay pirate era, AuDHD, mid 30s, they/them 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
My estranged mother-in-law loves nothing more than sending a religious holiday-themed sparkle gif with no other message beyond the heavily implied guilt trip 😐
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My estranged mother-in-law loves nothing more than sending a religious holiday-themed sparkle gif with no other message beyond the heavily implied guilt trip 😐
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Hey friends! Billionaires don't need your money so make sure to shop small. I have spent a lot of time compiling this list and making graphics so please just look through them 😅
Clickable list at SamanthaRei.com/gifts
Clickable list at SamanthaRei.com/gifts
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hey friends! Billionaires don't need your money so make sure to shop small. I have spent a lot of time compiling this list and making graphics so please just look through them 😅
Clickable list at SamanthaRei.com/gifts
Clickable list at SamanthaRei.com/gifts
The worst type of AuDHD meltdown is the one you can feel coming from a million miles away and you just know there’s nothing you can do to stop it - it’s just flittering around in the distance and you don’t know when it’s going to hit, just that it will soon and it’s going to fucking suck
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The worst type of AuDHD meltdown is the one you can feel coming from a million miles away and you just know there’s nothing you can do to stop it - it’s just flittering around in the distance and you don’t know when it’s going to hit, just that it will soon and it’s going to fucking suck
I will die on this hill
I am so firmly team "Ivan saw where things were headed and faked his death to get off the Revenge" that David Jenkins himself could show me his rotting corpse and I'd say "eh, sounds fake"
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I will die on this hill
Casually crying over this
As quickly as it came, though, the violence fades. The exhausted crew wanders off to find bunks and the ship’s freshest pair of mateys are left where it all began to reminisce. 11/12
#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Casually crying over this
Been missing the Lego crew, so for #TakeTwoTuesday, let’s revisit the chaos I created for #OFMD ‘s 3rd bday earlier this year 💜
“We are gathered here, as friends, family, and employees, to celebrate the frankly embarrassing-“
“Hey!”
“-and annoying-“
“HEY!!!”
“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12
#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
“Hey!”
“-and annoying-“
“HEY!!!”
“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12
#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Been missing the Lego crew, so for #TakeTwoTuesday, let’s revisit the chaos I created for #OFMD ‘s 3rd bday earlier this year 💜
Papers come in next week but that’s a wrap on teaching
If I think too hard about everything that has happened in the past four months I will absolutely have a breakdown but I survived
If I think too hard about everything that has happened in the past four months I will absolutely have a breakdown but I survived
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Papers come in next week but that’s a wrap on teaching
If I think too hard about everything that has happened in the past four months I will absolutely have a breakdown but I survived
If I think too hard about everything that has happened in the past four months I will absolutely have a breakdown but I survived
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November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Reminder that a free pattern is available for this design! 💙
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reminder that a free pattern is available for this design! 💙
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Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
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OFMD where everythings the same except every few weeks there's a fad on the ship Stede has to ban because someone (Pete/Archie) took it too far. So far Stede's thrown a chest of something called "poges" overboard, forbidden the word skulduddery & just about stopped a duel over a Chinese finger trap
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
OFMD where everythings the same except every few weeks there's a fad on the ship Stede has to ban because someone (Pete/Archie) took it too far. So far Stede's thrown a chest of something called "poges" overboard, forbidden the word skulduddery & just about stopped a duel over a Chinese finger trap
Obsessed with my new Stede-coded planner 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Obsessed with my new Stede-coded planner 🥰
My very favorite #OFMD washi tape is from this shop and it’s on sale!!!! There are other pirate goodies too
Last minute decided to do a sale after all 👍 trying to make space for new merch!
#shopsmall
#shopsmall
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My very favorite #OFMD washi tape is from this shop and it’s on sale!!!! There are other pirate goodies too
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November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
8am on a Sunday, logging into my university's library so I can gain full access to the OED and check the etymology of "closet case" before using it in the billboard boys sequel
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
8am on a Sunday, logging into my university's library so I can gain full access to the OED and check the etymology of "closet case" before using it in the billboard boys sequel
Evening bump for these dorks
Billboard Boys Two: Electric Carpet Boogaloo was supposed to be another quick 500 words but 1. these little shits love to talk and 2. Ed's inner monologue won't stop monologuing
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Evening bump for these dorks
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After they all sail off Zheng convinces the new crew to pivot to selling her amazing broths and soups direct from the ship - the business name? Noodles of Revenge. I will see myself out
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
After they all sail off Zheng convinces the new crew to pivot to selling her amazing broths and soups direct from the ship - the business name? Noodles of Revenge. I will see myself out
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pre-orders will be open thru today. i think im going to close the form this evening EST and fill these orders first then open the form for orders again once they are sent out! also shipping internationally!
thank you to everyone who has shared, liked, or ordered. you are all so appreciated. 💜
thank you to everyone who has shared, liked, or ordered. you are all so appreciated. 💜
Pre-orders are now open!
If you are interested in receiving a hand braided bracelet or keychain in exchange for a small donation to help a poor enby out, please fill out the form below!
Thank you crew for all your love and support. If you have any questions, feel free to message me!
If you are interested in receiving a hand braided bracelet or keychain in exchange for a small donation to help a poor enby out, please fill out the form below!
Thank you crew for all your love and support. If you have any questions, feel free to message me!
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
pre-orders will be open thru today. i think im going to close the form this evening EST and fill these orders first then open the form for orders again once they are sent out! also shipping internationally!
thank you to everyone who has shared, liked, or ordered. you are all so appreciated. 💜
thank you to everyone who has shared, liked, or ordered. you are all so appreciated. 💜
Billboard Boys Two: Electric Carpet Boogaloo was supposed to be another quick 500 words but 1. these little shits love to talk and 2. Ed's inner monologue won't stop monologuing
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Billboard Boys Two: Electric Carpet Boogaloo was supposed to be another quick 500 words but 1. these little shits love to talk and 2. Ed's inner monologue won't stop monologuing
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
Based on the shared dynamics of my relationship, Stede’s autism takes over and that’s why he knows how insurance works
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Based on the shared dynamics of my relationship, Stede’s autism takes over and that’s why he knows how insurance works
It’s Friday, there’s a new episode of The Creep Tapes, and I am once again thinking about Ed and Stede as serial killers bc I can’t be normal about anything
It’s just that Mark Duplass is a weird little guy and they’re weird little guys and I think it would be neat 🤷🏼
It’s just that Mark Duplass is a weird little guy and they’re weird little guys and I think it would be neat 🤷🏼
The newest episode of The Creep Tapes is one step to the left from the OFMD AU I wanted to write when the first season dropped last year and oh MANNN I want to write it so bad
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s Friday, there’s a new episode of The Creep Tapes, and I am once again thinking about Ed and Stede as serial killers bc I can’t be normal about anything
It’s just that Mark Duplass is a weird little guy and they’re weird little guys and I think it would be neat 🤷🏼
It’s just that Mark Duplass is a weird little guy and they’re weird little guys and I think it would be neat 🤷🏼
We have a glass container that used to belong to my great-grandmother that’s the perfect size to hold the leftover half of a large pizza and we call it Pat’s Pizza Pyrex and there’s a little jingle - in case anyone doubted that my household is 100000% neurodivergent
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We have a glass container that used to belong to my great-grandmother that’s the perfect size to hold the leftover half of a large pizza and we call it Pat’s Pizza Pyrex and there’s a little jingle - in case anyone doubted that my household is 100000% neurodivergent
