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When it came time to expand the inn, the boys each had a surprise in mind

Stede painted the new cottage lavender for Ed

Ed finally let Stede get bees

Sadly Stede is allergic to bees 🤦🏼

(I need to re-read Liquid Gold)

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Ed and Lego Stede standing in a garden in front of a lavender cottage. Stede is dressed for beekeeping and holding a frame from a hive. Ed is in his leathers holding a yellow flower.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
4. Treasure in every room #OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

“So... about the loot...”

“Putting treasure on display is the definition of tasteless and I thought it would go well with our TACKY DOOR.”

“Stede...”

“If you don’t like my ideas-"

“I love your ideas.”

“You have a funny way of showing it.”
A Lego treasure chest filled with gold, emeralds, and rubies
December 5, 2024 at 5:51 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
2. The Water Wheel #OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

“Can you explain it one more time, babe?”

“It generates power!”

“Yeah, I get that, but what are we using the power for?”

“Oh, nothing, it just looks nice!”

“Should we try to find a use for it though?”

“Nobody cares about that! It’s for the vibe!”
A Lego waterwheel on the side of the Inn
December 5, 2024 at 5:51 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
“The sky's the limit, baby. We're gonna rebuild the bar better than ever.”

“I like the sound of that.”

“Of course, you do, sugarballs.”

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego The Swede and Lego Spanish Jackie standing in front of a building that looks like a tavern. A skeleton is chained to a post in the foreground.
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
Fortunately, Buttons, Olivia, Auntie, and Ivan are keeping the ship afloat. Their conversation is quiet but nobody has ever seen Auntie smile this much. 7/12

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
Lego Buttons steers the ship while Lego Auntie and Lego Ivan have a conversation. Lego Olivia (a seagull) supervises.
March 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Lego MerStede, my beloved

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Lego Ed and Lego Stede floating against a blue background as if underwater. Lego Ed is in his leathers. Lego Stede has an orange sparkly tail. Lego MerStede facing Lego Ed. His chest and stomach are detailed to look soft and not overly muscled.
March 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
Was digging through a closet to find god knows what and stumbled upon the inn I built out of popsicle sticks right after s2 😆

Here’s a little “how it started/how it’s going”

Still eagerly awaiting my order to fill out the crew but then y’all will really get sick of me

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Ed and Lego Stede drinking tea on the porch of a white building made out of popsicle sticks A panorama of the top of a shelf displaying multiple Lego sets. There is a garden, a house, a barn, an inn, an island, a lighthouse, and a ship.
January 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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“Maybe you were right, it’s a bit chilly for an adventure.”

“Dunno mate, I’m pretty cozy. If you had put on a jacket and buttoned up your shirt instead of leaving your tits out-“

“I’m wearing a scarf!!!”

“With your shirt half open like-”

“You love it.”

“I do.”

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD
Lego Ed in a sweater and jacket and Lego Stede in an unbuttoned henley and scarf. They are standing in snow nearly to their waists.
January 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
"Sweetheart, please, I am begging you, can we keep our distance this time?"

"Bro, you are being such a stick in the mud, it will be fun, come on!!!"

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Stede standing behind Lego Ed while they look at a giant praying mantis Lego Ed approaching the giant praying mantis
November 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
Other new arrivals:

More princess hair for Ed and the base for the wedding cake topper dress!! Still hammering out what I need for Stede’s outfit but it will happen

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath
Lego Ed in his leathers with long flowy hair cascading over his shoulder and a blue minifigure body with a skirt and no head
February 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
Something of a sequel to my last post? Ed has left his lighthouse for the beach, where he and Stede can exchange gifts without the risk of cracking up on the rocks

MerMay Prompts: Sea shells, Beach

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay
Lego Ed offering a flower to Lego MerStede, who is submerged in the water offering sea shells. They are at a beach, with palm trees and a small hut in the background.
May 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
My one regret re: this thread is the fact that you can’t see how slutty Stede’s honeymoon pirate shirt is

Here’s a little outtake for your viewing pleasure

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Lego Stede dressed like a stereotypical pirate. He has kiss marks all over his face, is holding a sword, and it wearing an extremely low cut white shirt with a red sash.
March 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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MerMay Prompts: Underwater friends/pets

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay
Lego MerKraken Ed petting a red Lego squid Lego MerStede petting a Goldeen (a Pokémon that looks like a white and orange goldfish with a little horn in its head
May 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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These though - these seem a bit advanced.

That’s what practice is for!!

Are we sure it’s even physically possible? This one is nearly as long as I am tall!!

Hm. You might be right. Perhaps it can be a bit of cheeky decor?

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #OFMDNSFW
Lego Ed looks unsure while holding a large glass buttplug and a very long pink glass dildo. Lego Ed and Lego Stede’s bedroom, with a large bed with red covers in the middle of the room. To the left there is a table with a small jar and a candle. To the right there is a table with two jars and an open drawer with dildos and a buttplug sticking out. Above the bed, a large pink dildo is mounted to the wall.
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
redwsailing.bsky.social
So babe, do you think we can revisit that portrait of me as a steely lord?

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Lucius and Lego Black Pete sitting up in the rigging. Lucius is holding a quill and sketchbook
February 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
“Ed, I think you’ve proven your point.”

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD
Lego Ed and Lego Stede’s hair poking out of deep snow
January 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
TOMORROW! In honor of 3rd anniversary of the #OFMD premiere, you are cordially invited to the matelotage ceremony of Lego Stede Bonnet and Lego Edward Teach.

The entire crew will be in attendance, so pull out your finest clothes and get ready to dance the night away!

#OurBricksMeanDeath
The Lego Revenge in front of a rainbow light. The ship is decorated for a big party. The deck is covered with members of the crew dancing and carrying on.
March 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
I came upstairs to check my houseplants, not create some kind of Gentlebeard wedding scene, but here we are 🤷🏼

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Ed and Lego Stede standing on the deck of the Revenge holding glasses of wine. Ed has a fancy partial updo, short beard, heart eyes, and is wearing a fancy purple suit. Stede has an exaggerated hairstyle, kiss marks on his face, and a shocked expression, wearing a fancy red suit. They are standing in front of pink and white garlands.
November 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
redwsailing.bsky.social
MerMay Prompts: Rescue, Rowboat, Fishing

MerStede got into a bit of trouble with a shockingly large pelican - fortunately a retired pirate-turn-fisherman happened to be rowing by and saved him 💜

#OFMD #MerMay #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego MerStede, looking terrified, is hanging from the beak of a large pelican flying over the ocean. Lego Ed is below him in a rowboat, looking concerned and brandishing an oar at the bird. Lego Ed leaning over the edge of his rowboat to talk to Lego MerStede, who is popping out of the ocean and facing away from the camera. A fish hangs from a fishing rod in the background.
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
kharas.bsky.social
One more #MurderWidows! Lego Evelyn is just built different and Mary loves it ❤️🖤🗡️🎨🐆

Inspired by Lonicera’s gorgeous art from the 2023 Fine Things calendar #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Evelyn reclines nude on a chaise in Mary’s paint studio, artfully concealed by her faithful jungle cat Ned Evelyn reclines nude on a plush rug in Mary’s painting studio, wearing white silk stockings and her eyepatch. Her hair and jungle cat Ned artfully conceal her body
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
redwsailing.bsky.social
Ed! You’ll never believe what the glassblower’s shop had a deal on!

Let me guess - dildos?

And plugs!

Do we really need this many, babe?

Come now, variety is the spice of life!

I suppose this one IS your color.

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #OFMDNSFW
Lego Stede walks into the study where Lego Ed is sitting in an armchair holding a book. He looks skeptical. Stede looks pleased and is holding a glass dildo and a glass butt plug. Next to him is a basket holding two more glass dildos. Lego Stede watches while Lego Ed looks admiringly at a turquoise glass dildo he is holding while sitting in an armchair.
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
redwsailing.bsky.social
Ahhhh so delighted by folks digging around in the #OurBricksMeanDeath tag 🥰 Got an new batch of accessories in the mail today and hoping to get more photos taken tomorrow 💜
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
redwsailing.bsky.social
🎵 To death we go, to certain death we go 🎶

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Frenchie holding his lute and smiling. Lego Buttons is standing in the background facing away from the camera with Lego Karl on his head
February 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
kharas.bsky.social
At the erotic brick-tique, Zheng heads to the perfumery to track down a massage oil that comes highly recommended by Spanish Jackie (and the Swede).

I think Zheng, like Ruibo, would appreciate an intoxicating scent. Final entry for #GarlicSoupWeek!

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD
Lego Zheng Yi Sao reaches for a bottle of massage oil on a shelf at the erotic boutique. She's looking forward to using it with her partners back aboard their ship tonight.
July 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
kharas.bsky.social
In honor of Alex Sherman's birthday today, a tribute to the greatest booty jumpscare of all time 🫡🍑

#AssTonight #OurBricksMeanDeath
Lego Alex Sherman posing with his cutlass in front of a lush jungle backdrop. He's dressed as a British Navy officer and is ready to take on any dastardly pirates that cross his path Lego Alex Sherman, half-dressed as a British Navy officer, is draped over the stern of a dinghy. He is showing off his blocky Lego butt to a rabid fan base
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM