The Goose
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After that Mega Dimension trailer, I’m sure you feel very vindicated
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
For real. “The fascists are going to be violent and oppressive” oh, and they weren’t going to do that anyways?
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teamcherry.bsky.social
The hunt is on! Hollow Knight: Silksong is available now on all platforms, including day one on Xbox Game Pass!
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
I’ll hear people complain about how “dude they never even made DLC for the game” … okay? The game was done.
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
Ah, the reference was lost on me. I have never heard of John Waters
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
I have no clue what you are saying to me right now
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Best game on the GameCube
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Chibi-Robo! joins Nintendo Switch Online’s GameCube library on August 21st!

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I can’t decide which is funnier:

A) Sony continues the cross-gen initiative and the PS5 library ends up being 90% just worse versions of PS6 games

B) Sony solely focuses on developing games for the PS6 and the PS5 ends up having, like, twenty games total
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
NOBODY BRINGS ME GIFTS ANYMORE
The Warpstone from Star Fox Adventures
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chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife
Screenshot of a post I made about how glad I am I married my wife and a reply castigating me for how insensitive this is
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
My issue wasn’t that it was an alternate universe; it was that the marketing was misleading. The marketing kept harping on “find out what happened 100yrs ago,” but the second Terrako time-traveled, it stopped being a prequel to Breath of the Wild
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
“I wish I knew what the textured portion of a tire that grips the road was called”

The Snake of Automotive Knowledge:
A Gadsden Flag with “Don’t” and “On Me” removed, leaving only “Tread” remaining
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I wonder if the VR version will run better now lol
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
Silksong, Halo, and Chibi-Robo were my three pie-in-the-sky squares and the fact I got two of three is BONKERS
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
I’ve put Cheebo on every single bingo card I’ve made for years now and it FINALLY PAID OFF
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
A triple bingo is INSANE
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
Jokes on you— I got laid off last year and cleared my entire gaming backlog while looking for jobs
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
HUH

I thought you were my age wtf

BUT ALSO WHO CARES SWITCH 2 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
My first Switch 2 Direct Bingo Board!!! Can’t wait to see what I got right!
Row One: Mario Kart 9, June Release, Switch 1 controllers work on Switch 2, Metaphor Re:Fantazio, Chibi-Robo
Row Two: Switch 1 Upgrades System, Elden Ring, Star Fox, New Console on NSO, LCD screen
Row Three: Halo, $399 Price Point, FREE, Fire Emblem, Donkey Kong
Row Four: 3D Mario, Hades II, Yooka-Replaylee, Metroid Prime 4, FFVII Remake
Row Five: EA Sports, Kirby, Silksong, Legends Z-A, New IP
theaugoosetus.bsky.social
It *does* make for very entertaining days on the timeline when someone crashes out about that stuff though
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donkeykonga.bsky.social
I find it very fascinating that we still hold so much power over the right’s mental health. This dude went and got himself killed in a shootout with the cops cause he was mad that liberals exist. They control the government, the media, and the corporations and could just ignore us