therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social
I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
I’m gonna bring back George Orwell from the dead Frankenstein style and make him go on a walk through a suburban south Florida neighborhood until the sheer number of mass surveillance devices people willingly installed on their front doors causes him to have an aneurysm
My grand unified theory of suburbia is that camera doorbells are like SUVs, they provide an illusion of security while making you more paranoid
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m gonna bring back George Orwell from the dead Frankenstein style and make him go on a walk through a suburban south Florida neighborhood until the sheer number of mass surveillance devices people willingly installed on their front doors causes him to have an aneurysm
Is it gonna be another allegory for racism that becomes super questionable once you actually analyze it
‘Zootopia 2’ debuts with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes — based on 46 reviews 🍅
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is it gonna be another allegory for racism that becomes super questionable once you actually analyze it
Boy I sure do love finally clearing through all my new work emails only to find a new batch in their place
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Boy I sure do love finally clearing through all my new work emails only to find a new batch in their place
Oh man I can’t wait for the GameCube, Xbox doesn’t stand a chance. It’s gonna be all anyone ever talks about these next few years
(Posted September 10, 2001)
(Posted September 10, 2001)
post like it’s 2001
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh man I can’t wait for the GameCube, Xbox doesn’t stand a chance. It’s gonna be all anyone ever talks about these next few years
(Posted September 10, 2001)
(Posted September 10, 2001)
THAT THERE KIRBY IS COLLECTING DRAGOON PARTS
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
THAT THERE KIRBY IS COLLECTING DRAGOON PARTS
Or I can just set the joycons to vibrate and shove them up my ass for free
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Or I can just set the joycons to vibrate and shove them up my ass for free
This is a mixed bag cause on one hand it shows that Trump’s second term coalition is falling apart in its first year, but on the other hand these resigning politicians in deep red districts like MTG will likely be replaced by even more extreme politicians as Nazism becomes mainstream in the GOP
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is a mixed bag cause on one hand it shows that Trump’s second term coalition is falling apart in its first year, but on the other hand these resigning politicians in deep red districts like MTG will likely be replaced by even more extreme politicians as Nazism becomes mainstream in the GOP
When he started talking about going to parties all I could think about was that picture of him at the Fallout watch party where Todd Howard was looking at him like “who invited this asshole”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When he started talking about going to parties all I could think about was that picture of him at the Fallout watch party where Todd Howard was looking at him like “who invited this asshole”
A big reason why the anti-woke crowd has been getting so much pushback recently is cause they pull shit like this. They deliberately inject themselves into communities they know they don’t like so they can harass everyone and be a general nuisance. Their sole purpose in life is to drag us all down
is this why we make games? lol
a review from 2023 with a bunch of upvotes got edited this month, which pushed it back into algorithmic relevance and sadly coincided with a drop in sales.
it's mostly anti-woke ideology unrelated to the game, but when I flagged it as such Steam did not remove it.
a review from 2023 with a bunch of upvotes got edited this month, which pushed it back into algorithmic relevance and sadly coincided with a drop in sales.
it's mostly anti-woke ideology unrelated to the game, but when I flagged it as such Steam did not remove it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A big reason why the anti-woke crowd has been getting so much pushback recently is cause they pull shit like this. They deliberately inject themselves into communities they know they don’t like so they can harass everyone and be a general nuisance. Their sole purpose in life is to drag us all down
Did Ian Miles Cheong get caught up in that big Twitter location thing? Most people already knew he was actually posting from Malaysia but I think it would be way funnier for Twitter itself to reveal he’s just cosplaying as an American
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Did Ian Miles Cheong get caught up in that big Twitter location thing? Most people already knew he was actually posting from Malaysia but I think it would be way funnier for Twitter itself to reveal he’s just cosplaying as an American
Stirring my boiling soup and cackling like a witch making potions
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Stirring my boiling soup and cackling like a witch making potions
Kirby’s gluttony has come back to haunt him
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kirby’s gluttony has come back to haunt him
My grandma loves these shitty hallmark romance movies and you’d be amazed how much they can milk a single idea. They will 100% be making one of these movies for every NFL team
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My grandma loves these shitty hallmark romance movies and you’d be amazed how much they can milk a single idea. They will 100% be making one of these movies for every NFL team
Somewhere in a smoky bar in DC, JD Vance is drinking his sorrows away
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Somewhere in a smoky bar in DC, JD Vance is drinking his sorrows away
The Trump humiliation era has begun
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Trump humiliation era has begun
Me after AWS goes down while I’m getting my dick slobbered on by the Jerkmate 9000
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Me after AWS goes down while I’m getting my dick slobbered on by the Jerkmate 9000
The president has graduated from shouting “seize them” to shouting “off with his head”
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The president has graduated from shouting “seize them” to shouting “off with his head”
I love how everyone was super hyped about the Nvidia earnings cause it means the stock market won’t crash only for the stock market to crash anyways. Isn’t capitalism just so great guys
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I love how everyone was super hyped about the Nvidia earnings cause it means the stock market won’t crash only for the stock market to crash anyways. Isn’t capitalism just so great guys
Ok that does it I’m convinced we live in a simulation. The president of America is giving speeches at the burger summit, the UN’s climate summit literally catches on fire. This is all too on the nose, whoever’s running this shit got lazy.
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ok that does it I’m convinced we live in a simulation. The president of America is giving speeches at the burger summit, the UN’s climate summit literally catches on fire. This is all too on the nose, whoever’s running this shit got lazy.
Do you think Eminem reached out to them and was like “hey man can you put me in your game so people can shoot me and kill me in the game”
Eminem coming to Hitman as an elusive target news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do you think Eminem reached out to them and was like “hey man can you put me in your game so people can shoot me and kill me in the game”
America is such a wacky country. Half the population is going about their business as usual, the other half is currently fantasizing about doing the Kingsmen church scene in real life.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
America is such a wacky country. Half the population is going about their business as usual, the other half is currently fantasizing about doing the Kingsmen church scene in real life.
Me when someone destroys my machine in Kirby Air Riders
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me when someone destroys my machine in Kirby Air Riders
Call me crazy but I think a society where half of the population wants to rape, murder, and pillage the other half is a very unhealthy society
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Call me crazy but I think a society where half of the population wants to rape, murder, and pillage the other half is a very unhealthy society