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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 1h

Not a good sign when the website deems ALL depictions of LGBT people as “adult content”

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 1h

You just cursed it. Hollow Knight 3, Pikmin 5, and a new 3D Mario will all now be getting surprise announcements

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 2h

“We took away the freedom of speech”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 4h

They’ve been going after Hasan harder than usual, I think it’s safe to say they’re trying to get him Kirk’d

therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 5h

Ubisoft is run by a bunch of pussies

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5h

Ubisoft canceled an 'Assassin's Creed' game set after the Civil War

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Would fight the emerging Ku Klux Klan

• Leadership canceled it — concerned with US political climate & Yasuke backlash

(via Game File)

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 5h

*in an argument with my nemesis*

“Oh yeah well you’re a…”

*I look down at my hand, only to realize the insults I wrote down have been smudged by sweat*

“Uhh… you’re a… uh… ugly… smelly… loser face…”

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 5h

They tried doing this with Kirby and it’s so funny. I could not think of a less menacing video game protagonist. Kirby doesn’t beat people up and go to prison! He likes hanging out with his friends and eating cake!

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 5h

Imagine having to write down your insults on a piece of paper so you don’t forget them. A true hater would just come up with one on the spot.

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 12h

Close-up photos have revealed the prepared list of put-downs that Pam Bondi brought to use against senators during her Epstein hearing.

Bondi Accidentally Reveals Her Burn Book for Fiery Epstein Hearing

The attorney general chose to lash out rather than answer questions from lawmakers about the late pedophile.

trib.al

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 6h

God even in this photo his face looks too small for his head

therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 6h

The funniest part of red dead redemption 2 is being allowed to kill the KKK and nobody gets mad at you. They’re the only NPCs in the game you can shoot and not get the cops called on you. You actually gain honor for killing them

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 6h

There are virtually no games that take place around this period in time and that’s a crime. I want a game where I can hogtie a plantation owner and lift his house on fire dammit

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6h

GameFile: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 7h

His reaction to me yelling at him to stop climbing on me was to just stare at me and then keep doing it. But he’s also memorized the entire family’s daily routine and knows when to pester you for food

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 7h

Dogsat for my dad and the dog kept climbing on me while I was trying to beat Silksong so I rose my voice at him and then immediately felt bad. Dogs are both very smart and very stupid, personally I’m convinced my dad’s dog doesn’t even understand when he’s being disciplined

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 8h

I was watching my dad’s dog and that thing genuinely has attachment issues. He would be laying right down next to me on the couch and whine and yip at me for no reason. Some dogs just get really upset if you don’t give them attention in that specific moment

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 8h

Explains why they suddenly started adding Polymarket watermarks to their posts

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 8h

I’m not even watching any of them idk why it does this

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 9h

Half my recommended feed now is videos with titles like “Nintendo RUINED Mario”, “The Switch 2 is the WORST CONSOLE EVER” and “Gaming is dead and it’s all YOUR fault”

Jiikae @jiikae.com · 12h

Making a “Mario Kart World Sucks” video right now is the Nintendo Youtuber version of filing for bankruptcy

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 9h

“I think AI is the greatest invention of our time and should be used to replace the employees of Hocotate Freight to maximize profits”

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 9h

I’m so glad I never downloaded any of those stupid neighborhood watch apps. Every time I hear about one it’s “my neighbor spams it whenever a black guy walks his dog past her house” or “airplane flew over and the neighborhood hermit thought 9/11 2 was happening (we live near an airport)”

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 9h

They’re just mad that they aren’t the target demographic anymore. The NFL is always going to gravitate to someone who’s got mass appeal with young people, it’s why we had Kendrick Lamar this year

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 11h

Rules don’t exist unless he says they do. Reality is whatever he wants it to be. Normal is dead and it’s not coming back

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 11h

The moment he pardoned the J6ers is the moment we abandoned the illusion of the rule of law. The president himself said political violence is ok as long as it’s done on his behalf. Democrats need to realize this man is not using the playbook they’re used to, he’s playing Calvinball

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 11h

Honestly we might need a new constitutional convention, cause it’s pretty clear the current one isn’t working anymore. Obviously keep all the good stuff, freedom of speech and voting and all that. But maybe some new limits on government? Recall elections for the president? Supreme Court term limits?

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 11h

Tried watching football last weekend and every product I saw advertised to me just felt like a scam. Buckets of freeze dried food? Bulletproof wallets? Literally just a polo shirt but if you don’t wear it you’re a broke cuck and it costs $50?

Jesus man just show me a McDonald’s ad or something

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 11h

NYT in 2024: “Hysterical Kamala makes absurd claim that Trump is a fascist.”

NYT in 2025: “President Trump suggests nuking Chicago to reduce crime”

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