therealWokeKong
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I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
My congressional representative is rumored to be resigning soon and if he does it’ll cripple the GOP’s ability to pass any bills, but most importantly it’ll put my area on national news for months. The president might tweet about my city.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
My congressional representative is rumored to be resigning soon and if he does it’ll cripple the GOP’s ability to pass any bills, but most importantly it’ll put my area on national news for months. The president might tweet about my city.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER GORILLA PISS
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER GORILLA PISS
The UK in a single tweet:
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The UK in a single tweet:
Iron Lung: 4/5
I’m not really much of a Markiplier fan but I still liked this movie and I think he puts on a pretty good performance. They did such a good job with the set design too, almost the entire movie takes place in this submarine but it never gets boring and actually amplifies the tension
I’m not really much of a Markiplier fan but I still liked this movie and I think he puts on a pretty good performance. They did such a good job with the set design too, almost the entire movie takes place in this submarine but it never gets boring and actually amplifies the tension
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Iron Lung: 4/5
I’m not really much of a Markiplier fan but I still liked this movie and I think he puts on a pretty good performance. They did such a good job with the set design too, almost the entire movie takes place in this submarine but it never gets boring and actually amplifies the tension
I’m not really much of a Markiplier fan but I still liked this movie and I think he puts on a pretty good performance. They did such a good job with the set design too, almost the entire movie takes place in this submarine but it never gets boring and actually amplifies the tension
Every time I see an ad for AI this pops into my head
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Every time I see an ad for AI this pops into my head
My reaction to MrBeast showing up on my TV without consent
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
My reaction to MrBeast showing up on my TV without consent
Nobody: 4/5
Really fun action movie, I think what I like about it is how Bob Odenkirk’s character takes hits. He’s not just going around killing everyone without taking a hit, he gets bruised, stabbed, and shot and it affects how he fights back
Really fun action movie, I think what I like about it is how Bob Odenkirk’s character takes hits. He’s not just going around killing everyone without taking a hit, he gets bruised, stabbed, and shot and it affects how he fights back
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Nobody: 4/5
Really fun action movie, I think what I like about it is how Bob Odenkirk’s character takes hits. He’s not just going around killing everyone without taking a hit, he gets bruised, stabbed, and shot and it affects how he fights back
Really fun action movie, I think what I like about it is how Bob Odenkirk’s character takes hits. He’s not just going around killing everyone without taking a hit, he gets bruised, stabbed, and shot and it affects how he fights back
Scott Horton? The guy who heard a Who?
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Scott Horton? The guy who heard a Who?
Bonus points for whoever threw the one that stuck on the hood perfectly. The driver’s gonna be staring at that thing all the way back home
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Bonus points for whoever threw the one that stuck on the hood perfectly. The driver’s gonna be staring at that thing all the way back home
Pokémon FireRed: 3/5
I played this game over the course of several months and kept getting distracted by other games, I guess I’ve just never been a big Gen 1 guy. I skipped out on this as a kid despite owning both Ruby and Emerald, so I lean way more towards those games
I played this game over the course of several months and kept getting distracted by other games, I guess I’ve just never been a big Gen 1 guy. I skipped out on this as a kid despite owning both Ruby and Emerald, so I lean way more towards those games
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Pokémon FireRed: 3/5
I played this game over the course of several months and kept getting distracted by other games, I guess I’ve just never been a big Gen 1 guy. I skipped out on this as a kid despite owning both Ruby and Emerald, so I lean way more towards those games
I played this game over the course of several months and kept getting distracted by other games, I guess I’ve just never been a big Gen 1 guy. I skipped out on this as a kid despite owning both Ruby and Emerald, so I lean way more towards those games
Wolfenstein: The New Order: 3/5
I think the level design and characters are well done but there’s a level of jank and BS difficulty spikes that just kinda tarnish it at certain moments. The moon level is great though, peak boomer shooter level design
I think the level design and characters are well done but there’s a level of jank and BS difficulty spikes that just kinda tarnish it at certain moments. The moon level is great though, peak boomer shooter level design
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Wolfenstein: The New Order: 3/5
I think the level design and characters are well done but there’s a level of jank and BS difficulty spikes that just kinda tarnish it at certain moments. The moon level is great though, peak boomer shooter level design
I think the level design and characters are well done but there’s a level of jank and BS difficulty spikes that just kinda tarnish it at certain moments. The moon level is great though, peak boomer shooter level design
Holy shit it’s Beethoven
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Holy shit it’s Beethoven
This is the only silver you need to invest in
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This is the only silver you need to invest in
Oh god Arlo lost his color he’s Gray Arlo now
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Oh god Arlo lost his color he’s Gray Arlo now
The pedophile elites are now publicly bragging about being pedophiles
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The pedophile elites are now publicly bragging about being pedophiles
Yeah and look how they turned out
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Yeah and look how they turned out
Godzilla vs Kong: 4/5
Finally, a monsterverse movie where you can actually see Godzilla! These movies are so obsessed with taking place at night that it’s insane to see Godzilla and Kong actually fighting Mechagodzilla in daylight. I just wish they used Mechagodzilla a bit more
Finally, a monsterverse movie where you can actually see Godzilla! These movies are so obsessed with taking place at night that it’s insane to see Godzilla and Kong actually fighting Mechagodzilla in daylight. I just wish they used Mechagodzilla a bit more
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Godzilla vs Kong: 4/5
Finally, a monsterverse movie where you can actually see Godzilla! These movies are so obsessed with taking place at night that it’s insane to see Godzilla and Kong actually fighting Mechagodzilla in daylight. I just wish they used Mechagodzilla a bit more
Finally, a monsterverse movie where you can actually see Godzilla! These movies are so obsessed with taking place at night that it’s insane to see Godzilla and Kong actually fighting Mechagodzilla in daylight. I just wish they used Mechagodzilla a bit more
He’s Russian, he’s Russian, you’re Russian, I’m Russian! Are there any other Russian bots I should know about?
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
He’s Russian, he’s Russian, you’re Russian, I’m Russian! Are there any other Russian bots I should know about?
They could have at least had a morality system in the game like Red Dead 2 but I don’t think they even did that. Probably too busy researching old Nazi propaganda as inspiration for this
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They could have at least had a morality system in the game like Red Dead 2 but I don’t think they even did that. Probably too busy researching old Nazi propaganda as inspiration for this
Poor RFK Jr caught in the stink zone. Look at his face, he’s like “dude are you fucking serious”
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Poor RFK Jr caught in the stink zone. Look at his face, he’s like “dude are you fucking serious”