therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social
I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
I mean, in Violet the pokemon is a straight up motorcycle. It’s literally the motorcycle from Tron. Idk what to say, skill issue for picking Scarlet I guess
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I mean, in Violet the pokemon is a straight up motorcycle. It’s literally the motorcycle from Tron. Idk what to say, skill issue for picking Scarlet I guess
Imagine trying to do dishes in that
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Imagine trying to do dishes in that
When you booted up windows it used to show you a nice picture and some fun facts about it. Now it’s just some generic screensaver and the fun facts have been replaced with ads for AI
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
When you booted up windows it used to show you a nice picture and some fun facts about it. Now it’s just some generic screensaver and the fun facts have been replaced with ads for AI
Wait I just checked and he is, I could have sworn they were just bringing him back as a guest host. I didn’t think they were gonna bring him back as a producer too
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Wait I just checked and he is, I could have sworn they were just bringing him back as a guest host. I didn’t think they were gonna bring him back as a producer too
Tbf I don’t think he has control over what they do anymore. I think they only brought him back as a guest host cause they wanted those peak Stewart era ratings
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Tbf I don’t think he has control over what they do anymore. I think they only brought him back as a guest host cause they wanted those peak Stewart era ratings
He was milkshake duck’d before this announcement even came out, dude blew up during the pandemic and all this stuff came out about him shortly after. They basically hired the milkshake duck after it was common knowledge that said duck was racist
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
He was milkshake duck’d before this announcement even came out, dude blew up during the pandemic and all this stuff came out about him shortly after. They basically hired the milkshake duck after it was common knowledge that said duck was racist
Probably not specifically, there’s a surprisingly large amount of middle age fanboys of various things who get really defensive of their favorite thing. Star Wars fans come to mind
It is weird that this genre of dude is so common though
It is weird that this genre of dude is so common though
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Probably not specifically, there’s a surprisingly large amount of middle age fanboys of various things who get really defensive of their favorite thing. Star Wars fans come to mind
It is weird that this genre of dude is so common though
It is weird that this genre of dude is so common though
Which demographic is he gonna go after next, the Greeks or the Kurdish?
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Which demographic is he gonna go after next, the Greeks or the Kurdish?
Damn that guy’s got some well-trimmed cuticles for a colonist in 1776
January 29, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Damn that guy’s got some well-trimmed cuticles for a colonist in 1776
They lost this guy
January 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
They lost this guy
I imagine it’s also gonna be really sanitized. Like, they won’t touch up on slavery or war crimes or even show a guy with his arm blown off by a cannon ball
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I imagine it’s also gonna be really sanitized. Like, they won’t touch up on slavery or war crimes or even show a guy with his arm blown off by a cannon ball
Those guys are remarkably clean for soldiers fighting a war back before taking a bath was something people did
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Those guys are remarkably clean for soldiers fighting a war back before taking a bath was something people did
It has been almost a year since we’ve gotten any info on the new Rhythm Heaven lmao
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It has been almost a year since we’ve gotten any info on the new Rhythm Heaven lmao
More specifically, the Chinese are making jokes about “becoming more American” (wearing cowboy hats, eating cheeseburgers, and speaking like Texan), while we in America keep joking that we’re in the Chinese Century
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
More specifically, the Chinese are making jokes about “becoming more American” (wearing cowboy hats, eating cheeseburgers, and speaking like Texan), while we in America keep joking that we’re in the Chinese Century
First thing I saw this morning when I looked at the news was Microsoft being down 10%. As a certified Microsoft hater it brings a tear of joy to my eye. Idk what the hell happened to cause that but let’s keep it going
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
First thing I saw this morning when I looked at the news was Microsoft being down 10%. As a certified Microsoft hater it brings a tear of joy to my eye. Idk what the hell happened to cause that but let’s keep it going
The only smart thing Elon ever did was build himself a cult of personality, ensuring that no matter how poorly his companies perform he’ll still make infinite money
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The only smart thing Elon ever did was build himself a cult of personality, ensuring that no matter how poorly his companies perform he’ll still make infinite money
Imagine the Microsoft nuclear power plant getting the red ring of death and wiping Redmond off the map
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Imagine the Microsoft nuclear power plant getting the red ring of death and wiping Redmond off the map