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Walter Johnson

@thebigtrain2000.bsky.social

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https://substack.com/@thebigtrain2000 New York, NY. Classic film, travel, coffee, politics and sports.

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Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 7h

His “wife” was only happy to take up the grift.

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Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 10h

Why do I have a feeling someone is low key trying to get me into a watersports kink fest.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t know who any of these people are but I’m probably gonna empty out my bank account, upgrade to first class and leaving these bozos behind.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 11h

It’s almost like numbers don’t matter anymore. The economy is running on vibes.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 11h

What’s this all about?

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 11h

I’m meeting with George S. this afternoon to see if we can directly fund your cards. He’s busy plotting the downfall of capitalism so it may take another week.

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Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 13h

It’s almost worth having a pedophile in office if we have an everlasting peace, isn’t it?

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 13h

Hi, Jay. Antifa Headquarters here. We still haven’t received your W4 form. Paychecks are withheld until we have complete documentation. Call the hotline if you have any additional questions.

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Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 14h

Bang the ballot box!

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 14h

Estelle Winwood was a babe.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 1d

These guys are terrified of the numbers that are going to turn out on Saturday, and that's all the more reason to put down your "wine mom protest" objections and join them.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."

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Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 1d

“A typical day in the life of the Beatles.”

One of the most understated movie descriptions ever.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 1d

Did they ask you to leave your soul at the front door?

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 2d

They knew they got the call wrong because the next two plays were penalties on New Orleans as if to make up for this egregious mistake.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 2d

Now it’s the 4th quarter and the officiating has gotten worse.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 3d

They look like mannequins.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 3d

What does pink Himalayan salt taste like? It tastes like fucking salt!

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 4d

If anyone is thinking about not joining the No Kings Day protests because of this kind of talk just think “What would MAGA do?”
They would double-down and show up in droves and that is exactly what we need to do. Let’s go, Antifa!!

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Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 4d

Damn right we’re Antifa!!

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe that will finally incentivize MAGA Mike Johnson to call the House of Representatives back into session.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 5d

Sold separately.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 5d

Buy my watch with my signature which looks exactly like the signature on the Epstein Letter which is not mine.

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 6d

It appears to be their look!

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 7d

No more beardos!!!

Walter Johnson @thebigtrain2000.bsky.social · 7d

But Bari’s a “centrist”!